[meme] 10 OTPs and my ridiculous brother

So my brother emailed me this video link. I clicked it warily.

SCREAMING, YOU GUYS. WHY IS THIS MY BROTHER. ALSKDJFLSK LAUGHING, CRYING, I CAN'T DECIDE.

WHAT DID I DO TO HIM. WHY IS HE LIKE THIS. T_________T

Also, it was probably a good idea to keep Youtube from me. I just spent the past half hour or so staring at every fancam of Donghae's solo from SSII (and some I watched, um, multiple times) and then I looked up Don't Don fancams and, FML, I can't decide if I want to cry or have sex right now. alskdfjd TMI FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. Cry while having sex? lmfao, come here Donghae oh god those fucking arms, how can I ever get over them?

Oh, hay, I'm finally back home now. Uploading pics tonight so probably tomorrow I'll put up a post with random pics from SF (and hanging out with hoyah~). For now, have a meme! :D Because I am tired of porn and not at all writing in Goose's genderswitch universe, no, not me. Snagged from filterpaper and papered:

♯ Pick up to 10 OTPs.
♯ Describe them in less than (mostly) 15 words.
♯ Have your flist guess the OTP.

01. First kpop pairing I liked, but ew the fandom. JaeHo
02. WHY DOESN'T HE LOVE HER? Though they were never meant to be. HaeSica
03. "Mada mada dane." Thrill Pair
04. Rival sex, Christmas colors, obsession, and not-quite salvation. Harry/Draco
05. I just want a duet in Chinese. :( QMi
06. Chasing each other with black-and-white stones. Hikaru/Akira
07. CLAMP's original OTP. ♥ Syaoran/Sakura
08. Arms of sex, squared. KIHAE
09. The best doubles team on this filthy rich court. ShishiTori
10. My OT3. ShiHanChul

ETA: ...lol, that went fast. I guess I'm pretty damned obvious.

THESE BETTER BE PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS. Also, considering friend-cut/defriending amnesty day soon, so, uh. FYI? These are unrelated thoughts except that perhaps all my capslocking about kpop may actually drive people to want to get me off their flist, haha.

Also, on a note to annoy more people: no one had better bitch about a lack of EunHae anytime soon, irl (YOU HAVE SUPER SHOW YOU GUYS*) or online (because every other fic on miracle, srsly, is EunHae and omg you guys, I want cute and sexy EunHae fic to tempt me, why aren't more of these fics better? ;;). >:| Can I bitch about the lack of KiHae? I mean, not that anything will stop me; whining about KiHae (and lack thereof) is like an art for me now alskdjfs. /annoying fangirl

*lmfao according to EH on Sukira, DH really did kick him