so I'm home for my mom's birthday weekend

In the car to go buy a proper Asian fruit cake, One Direction comes on the radio with "Live While We're Young."

BROTHER： Who is this?
ME: One Direction.
BROTHER: Noooo. *reaches out to change channel*
ME: *bats hand away* NO, IT'S SO CATCHY.
BROTHER: I know! I already got What Makes You Beautiful stuck in my head. STOP IT.
ME: No!
BROTHER: Fine, I'm going to play something else to drown this out.

So he gets out his phone to play Taylor Swift's "We Are Never, Ever Getting Back Together" at top volume.

(Clearly we were a car full of mature and excellent music battles.)