i know i'm shallow but kibum makes it worth it~

[meitachi]

Ngl, I looked at the first picture and went: who the fuck is this?

It's your fault, Kibum, for becoming totally imaginary. But I forgive you because you are as deliciously attractive as ever. Boys in suits? I support this all the time.

I swear one day I'll write again, and it will be KiHae. Or have KiHae. Or something. I'm so unmotivated to write anything, ever, forever. Does this sound familiar to anyone?

"Previous to today, there have been only three witnessed reports of Kangin-hyung being speechless," Donghae announces, consulting his clipboard. He raises solemn eyes to the assembled crowd. "Something is very wrong."

Hyukjae says, because he kind of sucks as a friend and co-conspirator and is missing the point, "Dude, where'd you get that clipboard?"

Shindong, who is a much more awesome friend and co-conspirator, says gravely, "I think you're right, Donghae."

"So I have a battle plan!" Donghae announces. He points his pen at the group. "Shindong, you follow him to see if you can figure out what's wrong. Hyukjae, you can go through his stuff. Sungmin, you try to talk to him! And I'll consult Teukie-hyung." He adjusts the empty-frame glasses he stole from a stylist because he thought it fitted his image, and nods briskly. "Any questions?"

"Why do I have to go through his stuff?" Hyukjae complains. "He'll kill me!"

"Well you can't talk to him because he spends the entire time making fun you," Donghae explains in a long-suffering voice. This kind of thing should be obvious. "And you can't follow him because he'll smell you."

Hyukjae's shoulders slump.

Shindong pats his shoulder. "Don't worry, Hyukkie, I don't mind the way you smell."

"Okay troops." Donghae claps. "Let's go!"

Sungmin says, "Um," but is pushed into position behind Donghae as they march out of the bedroom, through the living area, into the kitchen, circle around, and end back in the living room. Donghae claps again and they disperse to commence their respective missions.

I think this was going to be KangMin. I'll think about it.