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in which mei's blankets oppress her
(10:26:21 PM) 举案齐眉: lol lol
(10:26:28 PM) 举案齐眉: i just had a whole discussion w/ my parents about blankets
(10:26:33 PM) 举案齐眉: and how mine are CRUSHING ME
(10:26:40 PM) 举案齐眉: and they are like WHY U SO WEAK
(10:27:04 PM) 举案齐眉: but we switched blankets and now i shall observe tonight whether or not they are sufficiently warm vs. whether or not they are crushing me as i sleep
(10:28:35 PM) tor!: SCREAM
(10:28:37 PM) tor!: why are you like this
(10:28:55 PM) tor!: i love heavy warm blankets ahhh
(10:28:58 PM) tor!: THE MORE THE BETTER
(10:29:00 PM) tor!: SMOTHER ME!!!!
(10:29:01 PM) 举案齐眉: me too!
(10:29:06 PM) 举案齐眉: the ones i used at school were super!
(10:29:17 PM) 举案齐眉: but somehow the ones at home are like WE WILL LAY FLAT ON YOU AND OPPRESS YOU
(10:29:25 PM) 举案齐眉: *OPPRESSES VERY HARD*
(10:29:34 PM) 举案齐眉: and i am like OH NO GASP GASP
(10:29:35 PM) 举案齐眉: :(
(10:31:37 PM) tor!: LOL
(10:31:39 PM) tor!: OPPRESSES VERY HARD
(10:31:40 PM) tor!: they're like
(10:31:44 PM) tor!: PATRIARCHY BLANKETS!
(10:32:04 PM) 举案齐眉: yes thank you they are like U WOMAN, ME PATRIARCHY BLANKETS
(10:32:06 PM) 举案齐眉: *OPPRESS*
(10:32:19 PM) 举案齐眉: clearly my life would make a fantastic anecdotal book
(10:33:12 PM) tor!: that's a star chapter right there
yes, you care. you care very much. my life would be the BEST MOST BORING BOOK EVER. HURRAH. i would do battle with mushrooms! i will compare in minute detail all the karaoke places i've been! i will narrate about how my friends are all more interesting characters than i am! and my brother will steal the show with his fantastic kpop renditions in the bathroom (he's currently singing hoot as he takes out his contacts). bestsellers, you know it.
(10:26:28 PM) 举案齐眉: i just had a whole discussion w/ my parents about blankets
(10:26:33 PM) 举案齐眉: and how mine are CRUSHING ME
(10:26:40 PM) 举案齐眉: and they are like WHY U SO WEAK
(10:27:04 PM) 举案齐眉: but we switched blankets and now i shall observe tonight whether or not they are sufficiently warm vs. whether or not they are crushing me as i sleep
(10:28:35 PM) tor!: SCREAM
(10:28:37 PM) tor!: why are you like this
(10:28:55 PM) tor!: i love heavy warm blankets ahhh
(10:28:58 PM) tor!: THE MORE THE BETTER
(10:29:00 PM) tor!: SMOTHER ME!!!!
(10:29:01 PM) 举案齐眉: me too!
(10:29:06 PM) 举案齐眉: the ones i used at school were super!
(10:29:17 PM) 举案齐眉: but somehow the ones at home are like WE WILL LAY FLAT ON YOU AND OPPRESS YOU
(10:29:25 PM) 举案齐眉: *OPPRESSES VERY HARD*
(10:29:34 PM) 举案齐眉: and i am like OH NO GASP GASP
(10:29:35 PM) 举案齐眉: :(
(10:31:37 PM) tor!: LOL
(10:31:39 PM) tor!: OPPRESSES VERY HARD
(10:31:40 PM) tor!: they're like
(10:31:44 PM) tor!: PATRIARCHY BLANKETS!
(10:32:04 PM) 举案齐眉: yes thank you they are like U WOMAN, ME PATRIARCHY BLANKETS
(10:32:06 PM) 举案齐眉: *OPPRESS*
(10:32:19 PM) 举案齐眉: clearly my life would make a fantastic anecdotal book
(10:33:12 PM) tor!: that's a star chapter right there
yes, you care. you care very much. my life would be the BEST MOST BORING BOOK EVER. HURRAH. i would do battle with mushrooms! i will compare in minute detail all the karaoke places i've been! i will narrate about how my friends are all more interesting characters than i am! and my brother will steal the show with his fantastic kpop renditions in the bathroom (he's currently singing hoot as he takes out his contacts). bestsellers, you know it.