every time I open gdocs I lose my will to write

[meitachi]

I have guacamole right now. Life is good. (Also! The Caps won last night!)

[Poll #1836516]

No but seriously, hockey is ruining my life. I'm so behind on all my manga. :( KomaHoshi, One Piece, god where was I in Kimi ni Todoke, I don't even remember, and all those various BL series... There is always Baka Updates Manga but is it updated? Is my account updated? I CAN'T REMEMBER. /stress

IDEK what it is about hockey! I mean, all I do in fandom is lurk and read fic and watch videos and occasionally link things and have endless gchats with Mishy incepting her to write and coming up with other ideas I want other people to write. And, well, watch games and yell at the TV but that's, like, a separate thing. To be fair, it is a thing that takes up a LOT of my time...


meiface: also i want like all the tropes crammed into one fic
forochel: what tropes? there are so many
meiface: werewolf frat au arranged marriage
forochel: HAHAHAHAHA. how would you even get a frat au in with arranged marriage? pretend boyfriends, maybe.
meiface: OKAY SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE A SECRET SOCIETY FRAT
forochel: HAHAHAHA
meiface::WITH WEREWOLF ARISTOCRACY
forochel: HAHAHAHAHA. AND THEY HAVE TO MARRY TO HARMONISE RELATIONS or something
meiface: AND ARRANGED MARRIAGES TO ENSURE PROPER LINEAGE AND YES FOR PEACE AND GOODWILL OF THE PACKS.
meiface: but like these dudes are in college they don't give a fuck. they just wanna drink and fuck around. but OH DESTINY and PARENTS and RESPONSIBILITY. tazer feels the burden. in the meantime kaner also, like, works at a coffeeshop? AND TAZER IS LIKE WEREWOLF ROYALTY
forochel: HAHAHA. OF COURSE
meiface: so there. ALL THE TROPES
forochel: WEREWOLF ROYALTY. that is the best thing I have heard.

forochel: is kaner a werewolf? or is he just like a human but
meiface: hmmm. no he's a werewolf too. BC THEY ARE ARRANGED MARRIAGES
forochel: wait no. can kaner be like just nobody and tazer's arranged to someone else
meiface: oooh. like notting hill
forochel: BUT REALLY HE JUST WANTS TO BE WITH KANER
meiface: YES. NO. IDK.
forochel: HAHAHA
forochel: but he turns out to be the prince of fitzrovia or something, idek
meiface: oooh ok. tazer has an arranged marriage w/ someone else bc he's werewolf royalty. and kaner is this human (ergo a nobody) in the same frat. and tazer hates his arranged mate.
meiface: SO PRETEND BOYFRIENDS. HITTING ON KANER WHILE HE'S AT WORK AT THE COFFEESHOP. TAKING HIM OUT ON DATES. GETTING WASTED AT FRAT PARTIES AND MAKING OUT W/ HIM IN FRONT OF THE OTHER WEREWOLVES. making kaner wear his shirts and stuff.
forochel: laskdgjl WHAT A DICK. and kaner's slowly ~falling in love~ BUT IT'S ALL A LIEEEEEE
forochel: bam, plot point
meiface: yes. YES. PRETEND BOYFRIENDS IS THE BEST OK

meiface: this is getting posted at some point bc INCEPTION
forochel: YOUR GREATEST CONTRIBUTION TO FANDOM ARE YOUR INCEPTION SKILLS, MEI.
forochel: can I be, like, ariadne in the background architecting these things with you? I WANT TO BE ELLEN PAGE. I'm sorry you're leo di caprio
meiface: COOBSQUINT


Sometimes I feel guilty like maybe I should be producing more? But then I'm like, eh, whatever. I'm just gonna eat my guacamole and read some manga. Excellent life plans, I think!

P.S. FERNANDO TORRES'S £50 MILLION GOAL. Fuck Chelsea but Naaaaaaaaaaando. ♥