Mayafic!
A complete listing of Maya/
mistful's Harry Potter fics (with links!):
If you haven't yet read Mayafic and you're an HP or H/D fan--shame on you. Her humor fics alone are reason enough love her madly and hysterically, whether or not you support H/D.
HP FICS by MAYA
Updated: 23 February 2008
The Badger Series
[Draco/Zacharias, PG, Humor] Draco/Zacharias humourfic, in which there is shrugging.
Chains: [Harry/Draco, PG-13, Humor] Filch missed the screaming when he was able to chain up his students.
Chained: [Harry/Draco, PG-13, Humor] Sequel to Chains. Banners, more chains and also leather.
Contempt: [Percy/various, NC-17, Dark] Percy Weasley craves.
Dancing Queen: [Harry/Draco, PG-13, Humor] Dudley wears leather trousers and takes Harry to a gay club.
Dark Side of Light: [Harry/Draco, R, Dark] Maya's attempt at dialogue only. Post-war, Draco-in-Azkaban, very dark, may be bad for your mental health.
A Distinctly Different Manner of Finding Prince Charming: [Flitwick/McGonagall, G, Romance] A famous duellist comes to town.
Draco Malfoy, Ruler of the Universe: [Gen, PG-13, Humor] It's not good news for anyone that Professor Trelawney mumbled during the original prophecy. (It was on account of her chronic drink problem.)
Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing...Rat?: [complete: 12ch, Draco/Hermione, PG-13, Humor] Maya's very first fic, in which she tried to prove her love for Draco. Turning him into a rat and torturing him in a myriad of ways may seem an odd way to do this, but you always hurt the ones you love. And then wrap them in a sheet, make them a sex god and give them a fulfilling relationship with a cup of coffee. Hermione, too. But mostly the coffee.
Drop Dead Gorgeous
[WIP, het and slash-->Harry/Draco, R, Humor] Veela!Harry.
Extended Courtship: [Harry/Draco pre-slash, PG-13, Humor] This features the Underwater Light characters, and can be taken if you so desire to be in the Underwater Light universe. But I seriously doubt that Harry would've forgotten Draco and Spin the Bottle. Seriously.
Flame and Shadow [Ron/Pansy, past R/Hr, past R/OC, Harry/OC, past implied H/D, NC-17, Drama/Romance] Sometimes the losers get lucky.
Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings: [complete: 5ch, Draco/Ginny, PG-13, Humor] If you put the Harry Potter characters in the Lord of the Rings roles, Draco in manly leggings and pink nail varnish, and Maya on a cocktail of drugs… this is the result.
Hatred: [Dudley->Harry, Harry/Draco, PG-13, Dark] The nature of hatred is more complex than people would think.
Homebound: [Harry/Draco, R, Drama] Maya's take on Harry and Draco at Durmstrangs.
If You've a Ready Mind
[het and slash-->Harry/Draco, R, Drama/Humor] A re-telling of the Harry Potter books with Draco Malfoy as a Ravenclaw. Special features include Anthony Goldstein's inhaler, Cho Chang's charms, Gregory Goyle's alarming identity crisis and Ron Weasley's allegedly enormous broom.
Loved Those of Great Ambition: [Draco/Pansy, R, Romance] It should be a truth universally acknowledged that you never really get over your first love. Set in the Underwater Light universe.
Quality of Mercy
[WIP, het and slash, R, Drama] Maya's post-HBP fic.
Sirius Black, Super Genius: [James/Lily, PG, Humor] Romantic comedy. MWPP, pre-trick 6th year.
Twenty Years Later, or The Kids Are All Right
[canon het, PG, Humor] Coda to the Deathly Hallows epilogue, featuring Harry, Draco, Al, and Al's best friend Scorpius Malfoy.
Underwater Light: [complete: 21ch+ ep, Harry/Draco, R, Humor/Drama] Featuring an extremely depressed Harry, in a war-torn wizarding world, about to get the shock of his life when he discovers that Draco Malfoy is slightly more important to him than he would have ever guessed. Including a very odd friendship, lots of angst, suspicions, conflicted loyalties, clueless Ron, on-the-warpath Hermione and two very messed-up boys.
A Very Direct Method of Redemption: [Gen, PG, Humor] Becoming King of the Universe. MWPP, written post-OotP.
The Way We Get By
[het and slash, PG-13, Humor] Sidestory to Drop Dead Gorgeous from Draco's POV.
Your Every Wish: [Harry/Draco, R, Dark] Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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If I've forgotten anything, just let me know and I'll edit it into the post! :D
[link removed for personal safety, heh-->] I want your eyes as pained as mine. NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR BRAIN. AT ALL EVER. Beware the scarring.
If you haven't yet read Mayafic and you're an HP or H/D fan--shame on you. Her humor fics alone are reason enough love her madly and hysterically, whether or not you support H/D.
HP FICS by MAYA
Updated: 23 February 2008
The Badger Series
[Draco/Zacharias, PG, Humor] Draco/Zacharias humourfic, in which there is shrugging.
Chains: [Harry/Draco, PG-13, Humor] Filch missed the screaming when he was able to chain up his students.
Chained: [Harry/Draco, PG-13, Humor] Sequel to Chains. Banners, more chains and also leather.
Contempt: [Percy/various, NC-17, Dark] Percy Weasley craves.
Dancing Queen: [Harry/Draco, PG-13, Humor] Dudley wears leather trousers and takes Harry to a gay club.
Dark Side of Light: [Harry/Draco, R, Dark] Maya's attempt at dialogue only. Post-war, Draco-in-Azkaban, very dark, may be bad for your mental health.
A Distinctly Different Manner of Finding Prince Charming: [Flitwick/McGonagall, G, Romance] A famous duellist comes to town.
Draco Malfoy, Ruler of the Universe: [Gen, PG-13, Humor] It's not good news for anyone that Professor Trelawney mumbled during the original prophecy. (It was on account of her chronic drink problem.)
Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing...Rat?: [complete: 12ch, Draco/Hermione, PG-13, Humor] Maya's very first fic, in which she tried to prove her love for Draco. Turning him into a rat and torturing him in a myriad of ways may seem an odd way to do this, but you always hurt the ones you love. And then wrap them in a sheet, make them a sex god and give them a fulfilling relationship with a cup of coffee. Hermione, too. But mostly the coffee.
Drop Dead Gorgeous
[WIP, het and slash-->Harry/Draco, R, Humor] Veela!Harry.
- Chapter 01
- Chapter 02
- Chapter 03
- Chapter 04
- Chapter 05
- Chapter 06
- Chapter 07
- Chapter 08
- Chapter 09
- Chapter 10 NEW
Extended Courtship: [Harry/Draco pre-slash, PG-13, Humor] This features the Underwater Light characters, and can be taken if you so desire to be in the Underwater Light universe. But I seriously doubt that Harry would've forgotten Draco and Spin the Bottle. Seriously.
Flame and Shadow [Ron/Pansy, past R/Hr, past R/OC, Harry/OC, past implied H/D, NC-17, Drama/Romance] Sometimes the losers get lucky.
Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings: [complete: 5ch, Draco/Ginny, PG-13, Humor] If you put the Harry Potter characters in the Lord of the Rings roles, Draco in manly leggings and pink nail varnish, and Maya on a cocktail of drugs… this is the result.
Hatred: [Dudley->Harry, Harry/Draco, PG-13, Dark] The nature of hatred is more complex than people would think.
Homebound: [Harry/Draco, R, Drama] Maya's take on Harry and Draco at Durmstrangs.
If You've a Ready Mind
[het and slash-->Harry/Draco, R, Drama/Humor] A re-telling of the Harry Potter books with Draco Malfoy as a Ravenclaw. Special features include Anthony Goldstein's inhaler, Cho Chang's charms, Gregory Goyle's alarming identity crisis and Ron Weasley's allegedly enormous broom.
- Chapter 01
- Chapter 02
- Chapter 03
- Chapter 04
- Chapter 05
- Chapter 06
- Chapter 07
- Chapter 08
- Chapter 09
- Chapter 10
Loved Those of Great Ambition: [Draco/Pansy, R, Romance] It should be a truth universally acknowledged that you never really get over your first love. Set in the Underwater Light universe.
Quality of Mercy
[WIP, het and slash, R, Drama] Maya's post-HBP fic.
- Chapter 01
- Chapter 02
- Chapter 03
- Chapter 04
- Chapter 05
- Chapter 06
- Chapter 07
- Chapter 08
- Chapter 09
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
Sirius Black, Super Genius: [James/Lily, PG, Humor] Romantic comedy. MWPP, pre-trick 6th year.
Twenty Years Later, or The Kids Are All Right
[canon het, PG, Humor] Coda to the Deathly Hallows epilogue, featuring Harry, Draco, Al, and Al's best friend Scorpius Malfoy.
Underwater Light: [complete: 21ch+ ep, Harry/Draco, R, Humor/Drama] Featuring an extremely depressed Harry, in a war-torn wizarding world, about to get the shock of his life when he discovers that Draco Malfoy is slightly more important to him than he would have ever guessed. Including a very odd friendship, lots of angst, suspicions, conflicted loyalties, clueless Ron, on-the-warpath Hermione and two very messed-up boys.
A Very Direct Method of Redemption: [Gen, PG, Humor] Becoming King of the Universe. MWPP, written post-OotP.
The Way We Get By
[het and slash, PG-13, Humor] Sidestory to Drop Dead Gorgeous from Draco's POV.
Your Every Wish: [Harry/Draco, R, Dark] Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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If I've forgotten anything, just let me know and I'll edit it into the post! :D
[link removed for personal safety, heh-->] I want your eyes as pained as mine. NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR BRAIN. AT ALL EVER. Beware the scarring.
