Mayafic!

[meitachi]

A complete listing of Maya/mistful's Harry Potter fics (with links!):


If you haven't yet read Mayafic and you're an HP or H/D fan--shame on you. Her humor fics alone are reason enough love her madly and hysterically, whether or not you support H/D.

HP FICS by MAYA

Updated: 23 February 2008

The Badger Series
[Draco/Zacharias, PG, Humor] Draco/Zacharias humourfic, in which there is shrugging.

• The Professional's Guide to Badgering People


• Crouching Tiger, Hidden Badger


• How the Badger has Fallen

Chains: [Harry/Draco, PG-13, Humor] Filch missed the screaming when he was able to chain up his students.

Chained: [Harry/Draco, PG-13, Humor] Sequel to Chains. Banners, more chains and also leather.

Contempt: [Percy/various, NC-17, Dark] Percy Weasley craves.

Dancing Queen: [Harry/Draco, PG-13, Humor] Dudley wears leather trousers and takes Harry to a gay club.

Dark Side of Light: [Harry/Draco, R, Dark] Maya's attempt at dialogue only. Post-war, Draco-in-Azkaban, very dark, may be bad for your mental health.

A Distinctly Different Manner of Finding Prince Charming: [Flitwick/McGonagall, G, Romance] A famous duellist comes to town.

Draco Malfoy, Ruler of the Universe: [Gen, PG-13, Humor] It's not good news for anyone that Professor Trelawney mumbled during the original prophecy. (It was on account of her chronic drink problem.)

Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing...Rat?: [complete: 12ch, Draco/Hermione, PG-13, Humor] Maya's very first fic, in which she tried to prove her love for Draco. Turning him into a rat and torturing him in a myriad of ways may seem an odd way to do this, but you always hurt the ones you love. And then wrap them in a sheet, make them a sex god and give them a fulfilling relationship with a cup of coffee. Hermione, too. But mostly the coffee.

Drop Dead Gorgeous
[WIP, het and slash-->Harry/Draco, R, Humor] Veela!Harry.

• Chapter 01


• Chapter 02


• Chapter 03


• Chapter 04


• Chapter 05


• Chapter 06


• Chapter 07


• Chapter 08


• Chapter 09


• Chapter 10 NEW

Extended Courtship: [Harry/Draco pre-slash, PG-13, Humor] This features the Underwater Light characters, and can be taken if you so desire to be in the Underwater Light universe. But I seriously doubt that Harry would've forgotten Draco and Spin the Bottle. Seriously.

Flame and Shadow [Ron/Pansy, past R/Hr, past R/OC, Harry/OC, past implied H/D, NC-17, Drama/Romance] Sometimes the losers get lucky.

Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings: [complete: 5ch, Draco/Ginny, PG-13, Humor] If you put the Harry Potter characters in the Lord of the Rings roles, Draco in manly leggings and pink nail varnish, and Maya on a cocktail of drugs… this is the result.

Hatred: [Dudley->Harry, Harry/Draco, PG-13, Dark] The nature of hatred is more complex than people would think.

Homebound: [Harry/Draco, R, Drama] Maya's take on Harry and Draco at Durmstrangs.

If You've a Ready Mind
[het and slash-->Harry/Draco, R, Drama/Humor] A re-telling of the Harry Potter books with Draco Malfoy as a Ravenclaw. Special features include Anthony Goldstein's inhaler, Cho Chang's charms, Gregory Goyle's alarming identity crisis and Ron Weasley's allegedly enormous broom.

• Chapter 01


• Chapter 02


• Chapter 03


• Chapter 04


• Chapter 05


• Chapter 06


• Chapter 07


• Chapter 08


• Chapter 09


• Chapter 10

Loved Those of Great Ambition: [Draco/Pansy, R, Romance] It should be a truth universally acknowledged that you never really get over your first love. Set in the Underwater Light universe.

Quality of Mercy
[WIP, het and slash, R, Drama] Maya's post-HBP fic.

• Chapter 01


• Chapter 02


• Chapter 03


• Chapter 04


• Chapter 05


• Chapter 06


• Chapter 07


• Chapter 08


• Chapter 09


• Chapter 10


• Chapter 11


• Chapter 12


• Chapter 13


• Chapter 14


• Chapter 15


• Chapter 16


• Chapter 17


• Chapter 18


• Chapter 19


• Chapter 20


• Chapter 21


• Chapter 22


• Chapter 23


• Chapter 24

Sirius Black, Super Genius: [James/Lily, PG, Humor] Romantic comedy. MWPP, pre-trick 6th year.

Twenty Years Later, or The Kids Are All Right
[canon het, PG, Humor] Coda to the Deathly Hallows epilogue, featuring Harry, Draco, Al, and Al's best friend Scorpius Malfoy.

• Part 01


• Part 02


• Part 03

Underwater Light: [complete: 21ch+ ep, Harry/Draco, R, Humor/Drama] Featuring an extremely depressed Harry, in a war-torn wizarding world, about to get the shock of his life when he discovers that Draco Malfoy is slightly more important to him than he would have ever guessed. Including a very odd friendship, lots of angst, suspicions, conflicted loyalties, clueless Ron, on-the-warpath Hermione and two very messed-up boys.

A Very Direct Method of Redemption: [Gen, PG, Humor] Becoming King of the Universe. MWPP, written post-OotP.

The Way We Get By
[het and slash, PG-13, Humor] Sidestory to Drop Dead Gorgeous from Draco's POV.

• Chapter 01


• Chapter 02


• Chapter 03


• Chapter 04

Your Every Wish: [Harry/Draco, R, Dark] Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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If I've forgotten anything, just let me know and I'll edit it into the post! :D

[link removed for personal safety, heh-->] I want your eyes as pained as mine. NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR BRAIN. AT ALL EVER. Beware the scarring.

Comments

[peachpastiche.livejournal.com]

DUDE. WTF. IS THAT REAL?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I....don't think so, actually. But isn't it lovely and brain breaking? I wonder if there will be actual pics by people who go to the show. What am I saying? Of course there will be.

[splinteredfate.livejournal.com]

The cock's new. Think it may be CG-ed? Because the rest of the promo's I've been linked to (several... many, countless times now in just three days or so) cut off at the waist.

I've my fingers crossed for that being CG-ed (the cock, I mean), as I hope Harry has more attractive equiptment than that.

But, then again, stranger cocks have been showcased.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Alas but it is not CG-ed. Taken from a post on harrydraco, it's a non-censored promo pic of Equus that was hanging in some airplane hangar near Heathrow.

Pain!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Wait, I could be lying. Never mind! I hope it's CGed. Please.

[xelloss-poo.livejournal.com]

I so love you. :) I love all her stuff, but I'm too damn lazy to go find it all.

*HUGGZ*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

:D Now you can! Spread the word! Read it all! ♥

[firedraygon97.livejournal.com]

@__@ Haha, man, people and their photoshop skills.

Don't know if I've read Quality of Mercy yet, but Maya's fics are all so much love. ♥

Also, yes, I don't want Draco killed off. ;__; I was contemplating Ron's death, which would let Harry go SSJ and kamikaze Voldemort's ass. Err, arse. Whatever. XD; Someone has DBZ on the brain.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I definitely meant *burning eyes. ANYWAY.

It appears that it might have been CG-ed. @_@ Thank god. I was too distracted by the picture to read the post properly. And alskjdfldkjls UPSET OVER UNC'S LOSS. WHY WHY.

Sorry, distracted. But you should definitely read QoM! I love it so. :D

[ilanala]

WHY CAN I NOT RESIST CLICKING ON LINKS LIKE THAT? *cries*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

IT'S THE LIKE THE TRAINWRECK SYNDROME. Only worse, because we conciously make the decision to do it to ourselves. D:

[2naonh3-cl2.livejournal.com]

ohmygod. that is horrifying. i'm currently on the couch with rageprufrock, and showed it to her...the room was filled with the sound of groans, moans and screams....ohmygod...terrifying...

and even worse because pru apparently has read equus.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

askfjldkj it is frightening. I just can't wrap my mind around Harry Potter + that much skin. D: Okay, I can in fics but but but. Augh. Just, really. ::shields eyes forever::

[efio-47.livejournal.com]

um....wow. That has got to be cg'd if only because the bottom part is so fuzzy. *grimace* or at leas I hope it is. Did you see the way his foot was posed? haha, okay, so yes I may have been the only one to be looking at his foot...Seriously though, the proportions could not be right for that to be a real picture.
5th movie just became an instant box office hit though. I'm sure.
Yay for fic reccing. Or author reccing. Or just fanfiction in general. Hurray anyways b/c i'm going to read at least four of the non chapter ones b/c god knows i don't have so freaking much to do or anything.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Well I hope you weren't staring too hard at it. Augh. Seriously, though, it's still brain-spasming inducing. I need to clean my brain by reading some smut. ...ahaha. Er.

Mayafic! It's lovely. You should read the chaptered ones too when you have time.

[pastel-colours.livejournal.com]

Is that seriously Daniel Radcliffe, innocent little Harry Potter, naked? With a HORSE? My brain has been broken for all eternity O.O

P.S. thank you for the fic links xD

P.P.S. is it wrong that my first thought when I saw the picture was "Draco's definitely jealous of that horse"? D:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's our Harry Potter. The bottom part's CG-ed but he actually is going to appear naked on stage in the play EQUUS (http://broadwayworld.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=15430). It's a bit controversial and so, so traumatic. Augh. (I've read a fic where Harry is a horse animagus and Draco is his boyfriend and ahaha.)

But yay for Mayafic! :D

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

...

Wow.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Yeah. .___.


I mean, I saw pictures. But they were censored. CG-ing fangirls BREAK MY BRAIN. Consistently! D:

[athyestean.livejournal.com]

This is freaking beautiful... *sniffles* I have been waiting for something like this to come out for my entire life... Thank you. *sobs brokenly* I am just so happy...

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Do you mean the Mayafic links or that picture? Because-because--I think the picture broke my mind. XD;

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Ahh, but none of the ones out for promo are that scandalous. Though he is clearly naked. As soon as the play is out and fangirls get into the shows with their cameras and/or camera phones, we will be shown the real thing, not just CG.

~____~


Though I kind of want to read Equus now.

[issen4.livejournal.com]

Wow, thanks for this handy page.

(Not commenting on picture. ^_^)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

(It is best to stay away from it!)

No problem! Hope it comes in useful!

[haverstock.livejournal.com]

Link for Underwater Light didn't work for me.

;L;

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Ooh, thanks for catching that. Fixed now! :D

[pershin.livejournal.com]

Shoot.. just the thought of Draco=dead *wails*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I know; the thought is unbearable! We'll just have to hope JKR doesn't do that to us. D:

[areadyheart.livejournal.com]

hooray for maya listage. thanks!!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Your icon made me LOL, for real. And you're welcome. :)

[twirlingleaves.livejournal.com]

I AM READING MAYAFIC AND IT IS ALL GOOD AND I AM SQUEEING SO MUCH OVER DANCING QUEEN BECAUSE THE ENDING IS OH SO PERFECT. Thank you so much for these links and I will read more later when I have time! -bounces off to her next lesson-

[meiface.livejournal.com]

GOOD FOR YOU. I APPROVE OF THIS ENDEAVOR. D:

[http://users.livejournal.com/___dmlbhp/]

Hey, Don't forget the new fic she just finished writing. The Way We Get By, which is Draco's POV of Drop Dead Gorgeous.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I was on hiatus due to finals. But I'm back now and the chapter links are edited into the post. :) Thanks!

[sadotsu.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE AWESOME ILU &hearts x10000000000

And your username sounds REALLY familiar. *racks brain* Did you happen to write CCS on ff.net like aaaaages ago? *_*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

It's a totally useful list for my own use too, haha.

Hmm...I wrote one CCS fic that I put up on FF.net, but other than that, I'm not really in the fandom. Maybe it's someone else you have in mind?

[sarahtales.livejournal.com]

This is awesome. May I save it to my memories?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Oh, feel free! And let me know if I'm leaving anything off! :)