Maybe it's just because it's 6:30 in the morning and I haven't slept all night, but I cannot stop laughing at this post. Like, side-splitting, stomach-pained, tear-inducing laughter. There's just so much wtf.
...that's kind of tragic. You should take a look at this post (http://writingenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/the-25-funniest-analogies-collected-by-high-school-english-teachers/). It'll make you lol but kind of weep too.
Mei, I am going to find some tranquilizers and attack you with them tomorrow. Really.
Other than that, i think the person got attacked near the end of the sentence. I mean, it starts out okay. Well, not okay, but not entirely a mish mash of insanity and stupidity. And then it all goes to hell.
"siding greesed turtoisis" is probably a delicacy. See, in this drug-induced land, it's a specialty meal made by boiling turtoisises in shoe grease until they explode and become plastered to the sides of the room. But the floor is poisoned during Springtim (a festival during which all people named Tim are launched into springs to add flavor to the water) to kill all of the mating besselwumbs, so once the siding greesed turtoisis falls on the floor, one can no longer eat it. Therefore, siding greesed turtoisises on the floor in the springtim are a true tragedy, much like Chloe's death. Or the black roses on her grave. Either way, very sad business. (<---this explanation would fit perfectly into the fic once a few spaces are removed and the letter "o" is removed)
Right. And this is coming from someone who got a decent amount of sleep too. Okay, i'm going to go and watch Avatar now, b/c i clearly need to get some giggles out of me.
ahahahaha inorite. I love the comments of "bwuh?" and "wtf is flowerson chloes"? Also I kind of want siding greesed turtoisis, whatever they might be...
Remember way back when when you were pimping out Big Bang and I didn't so much as give them a second glance b/c I was too busy flailing all over Super Junior?
Uhm.
Well.
I--kindofsortof--fell for them. Hard. And yeah.
Send help. orz
Anddd, editted b/c I love my skins!car-crash icon.
♥♥♥ Oh Big Bang. I fan for them so hard, and yet I fail so much at fangirling. I only kind of keep up with their schedules, but I adore their music and performances so much.
Seungri is a total cutie, but GD > me foreevaaaar. Girly weird boy with the mushroom cut that he is. XD Have you seen the This Love MV? ♥
Also they are my happy I-like-them-like-normal-people-like-bands band, haha. I saw people write some BB fanfiction and it weirded me out alskjflsk. I'm so bizarre.
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That and the Mojo Jojo reference.
*shakes head* Roses -> reptiles indeed.
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I am going to find some tranquilizers and attack you with them tomorrow. Really.
Other than that, i think the person got attacked near the end of the sentence. I mean, it starts out okay. Well, not okay, but not entirely a mish mash of insanity and stupidity. And then it all goes to hell.
"siding greesed turtoisis" is probably a delicacy. See, in this drug-induced land, it's a specialty meal made by boiling turtoisises in shoe grease until they explode and become plastered to the sides of the room. But the floor is poisoned during Springtim (a festival during which all people named Tim are launched into springs to add flavor to the water) to kill all of the mating besselwumbs, so once the siding greesed turtoisis falls on the floor, one can no longer eat it. Therefore, siding greesed turtoisises on the floor in the springtim are a true tragedy, much like Chloe's death. Or the black roses on her grave. Either way, very sad business. (<---this explanation would fit perfectly into the fic once a few spaces are removed and the letter "o" is removed)
Right. And this is coming from someone who got a decent amount of sleep too. Okay, i'm going to go and watch Avatar now, b/c i clearly need to get some giggles out of me.
Really though, SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
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ROFLMAOLOL WUT?
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Uhm.
This has nothing to do with your post whatsoever.
But.
Remember way back when when you were pimping out Big Bang and I didn't so much as give them a second glance b/c I was too busy flailing all over Super Junior?
Uhm.
Well.
I--kindofsortof--fell for them. Hard. And yeah.
Send help. orz
Anddd, editted b/c I love my skins!car-crash icon.
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Seungri is a total cutie, but GD > me foreevaaaar. Girly weird boy with the mushroom cut that he is. XD Have you seen the This Love MV? ♥
Also they are my happy I-like-them-like-normal-people-like-bands band, haha. I saw people write some BB fanfiction and it weirded me out alskjflsk. I'm so bizarre.