the most important thing I learned in China:

[meitachi]

According to Chinese fans, every time Shinhwa and DBSK are in the country for a performance, they call for prostitutes.


The conversation went something like this. We were talking about prostitutes for some reason or other and then:

GIRL: *in Chinese* Oh! Did you know that it's well-known among Chinese fans that when DBSK and Shinhwa have concerts in China they also call for prostitutes?
thyme_hawthorne and me: *stare blankly in incomprehension*
ME: WAIT, OH MY GOD
thyme_hawthorne: What?
ME: SHE SAID DBSK AND SHINHWA HIRE PROSTITUTES.
thyme_hawthorne: WHAAAAAT?!
GIRL: Well, I mean, I guess a man has needs, you know? And they're super busy.
ME: OH MY GOD.
GIRL: But don't worry, none of Super Junior do!
thyme_hawthorne: I HOPE THEY DON'T GET STDS.

And that devolved into another game of charades in a mix of English and Chinese while we tried to explain what we meant by "STDs".

So. Wow. I'm sorry to say I find this actually kind of funny. I'M A BAD PERSON, OKAY? I lol inappropriately.


Oh yeah, and Leeteuk has had a nose job, and Hankyung's had eyelid surgery. But that's standard knowledge.

Amazing, the things you learn in China.

Comments

[svz-insanity.livejournal.com]

... I can't tell if you're being serious about the prostitutes thing or not. D:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Dead serious! Because, um, they need to relieve stress somehow, is what the girl who told me said with a shrug.

[tyreling.livejournal.com]

...
...
...
I'm shocked.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

A man...has needs...especially if they're as busy as Shinhwa and DBSK, I guess.

I WAS TOO.

[aconite.livejournal.com]

Well that's...good to know?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

It's probably bad of me that I think this is really, really funny. :|

[sapphynashi.livejournal.com]

...Is it inappropriate for me to be really amused???

[meiface.livejournal.com]

(I loled. Really hard.)

[loser-no-jutsu.livejournal.com]

GUESS WHO'S PICKING UP A PROSTITUTION CAREER IN CHINAAA. 8D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

WAIT, YOU MUST BE SPEAKING OF HENRY, RIGHT?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I like it when my fandoms make me lol. :D

[missatralissa.livejournal.com]

FEMALE PROSTITUTES???? D: LIES!

*dead*

Oh yeah, and Leeteuk has had a nose job

lol and the sky is blue.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Oh that's true, they could be male prostitutes lolol.

No, sadly, she used he feminine term. I must now go learn the male term for prostitute in Chinese! :D

So was it ever confirmed if Heechul got a new nose? I stopped paying attention after awhile...

[haverstock.livejournal.com]

That is inappropriately and amazingly hilarious. 8)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? It's sort of glorious. :D

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

...hopefully the prostitutes are fangirls?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

But they'd be bragging like crazy! No, no, it must be high class prostitutes paid a lot to keep their mouths shut. ;D

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

This has been the most amusing thing I have read in ages.

How very educational China was! *dies laughing*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Isn't it awesome? :DDD

[meemobunny.livejournal.com]

it's so sad that there are probably 1000000 girls totally willing to sleep with them, yet they have to pay prostitutes for sex. i guess they're paying for the secrecy too...? my korean-chinese friend says that she heard from her korean friends that yunho is apparently awesome in bed. how do fans get a hold of this info? XDD

GIRL: But don't worry, none of Super Junior do!

a;lskfjsad;lfLOLLLL

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY AM OKAY WITH YUNHO BEING AWESOME IN BED. A++

Why SuJu doesn't get prostitutes (http://meitachi.livejournal.com/159228.html?thread=5699836#t5699836)! Hahaha.

[kayjayloves.livejournal.com]

lolol oh gawd *sweat* I'm cracking up and slightly distressed/shocked at the same time. XD

and LOL at suju. must be because there's too many of them >__>

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I was utterly shocked but now I just think it's funny. I do hope, in the non-laughing part of my brain, that they at least have safe sex and are tested and such. D:

But, lol, why SuJu doesn't get prostitutes (http://meitachi.livejournal.com/159228.html?thread=5699836#t5699836).

[forochel.livejournal.com]

CAN'T THEY HAVE GAY SEX WITH EACH OTHER?!!? is my question.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

MAYBE THE PROSTITUTES ARE ACTUALLY GUYS?! IDK.

[halcyon-morn.livejournal.com]

My immediate reaction is to imagine DBSK trying to look badass to "Hoes in Different Area Codes." By next reaction is to CRACK THE FUCK UP. XDDD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

MY GOD, they can't even speak Chinese! But I suppose certain gestures are fairly universal...can't mistake what they want. ;D

[kangkins.livejournal.com]

*feels bad for being horribly amused*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

It's okay, we're all bad people then! ;D

[emeraldcrystal.livejournal.com]

hoshit. I want to post this on jaeho_yongwonhi. XD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I have no need for crazyass JaeHo fans to come hunting me down! D:

But still hilarious nonetheless~

[taylormercury.livejournal.com]

I am kind of LOLing all over the place now XDDDDD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Isn't it awesome? I hope fic comes out of this. Epic angsty fic. Or better yet, porn fic. PORN FIC THAT IS ANGSTY? Because of course prostitutes are only substitutes for the boylove, or something.

[tokawaii.livejournal.com]

Oh God. I don't know how long it's been since I've read something this delicious. It's going to fucking hilarious when the bigger bases of international fans get wing of this. lmao. So much fun.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

They will be after blood. And I am a bad person because I think the fallout will be hilarious.

[yueshi.livejournal.com]

well..after all they are men, ne?
and they surly aren't the only ones hiring girls :P

but as said above... tey somehow could have it cheaper... :P

*doesn't actually care much about this stuff, for it's not her life*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Haha, I'm sure there are others, but none of the others amuse me as much as DBSK, possibly because I know how big their gay fandom is.

And they're probably paying for secrecy - no randomly sleeping around with fangirls for free! Alas.

[rawthorne.livejournal.com]

Dude, this makes me happy.

At least they get to come? Seriously, with all the music and the SQUEE and the fic fodder they give us, the last thing would be to deny them that.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Honestly, they must be SO BUSY if they have to get prostitutes. This is what I was telling sapphira_angel, why SuJu doesn't do it: they probably have enough downtime to have girlfriends to get off with, but DBSK's crazy busy all the time... Plus the crazy fanclub. There's always Cassiopeia to worry about...

[loveblackcoffee.livejournal.com]

...right...cus i'm sure they haven't taken a sex ed class back in korea when they were in high school...

plus changmin doesn't need a prostitute...he much prefers eating a bucket of chicken and watching porn on his laptop

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

because food and doing it yourself replaces actual sex? D:

[skadihelias.livejournal.com]

Surprisingly, I'm not that shocked? :/

[skadihelias.livejournal.com]

PS : It's very amusing tho XD

PPS : Het!Yunho is hot >3 Although not as hot as het!Kibum, IMHO >D

[ricciolo.livejournal.com]

Ohmygoodness, DBSK CALLS FOR PROSTITUTES? ;o; I thought they had such a clean/gentlemanly image, too...

[ricciolo.livejournal.com]

Er, I think that sort of came out wrong/pretentiously; I was just really surprised. -___-a

[efio-47.livejournal.com]

for reals?
Can't they just take home random fans? Or would that upset the fanbase way too much?

:O I hope they're classy prostitutes at least... Um, also, where was this random convo, and what word did they use for prostitute? Only one I know is ji niu, which is probably outdated b/c I picked it up from some pre-WWI historical drama or something.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

If they took home random fans, the other fangirls would kill them or drive them to suicide, no joke. It's been done before, to a girl who only took a picture with the idols, not even slept with them. :| Korean fangirls are some crazyass shit.

I think they said it was 妓女, the same as you learned. This random convo was at our hotel room while we were just hanging out and talking, lol. We were also flipping through our trashy idol magazines. Oh China, so awesome!

[nightengale.livejournal.com]

this post is so ridiculous, omg.

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