laughing at the world

[meitachi]

Twilight wank on fandom_wank makes me blissful like a blissful thing. It will never get old. Stephenie Meyer just flounced from her own fandom, oh my lord. And some fan goes on YT in defense of Breaking Dawn by calling it amazing five hundred times, because saying it so will make it so.

My external (350GB) arrived and it's pretty and shiny and black and eeee. It makes me happy and now I have more space to download useless things like Big Bang's Haru Haru performances and MV parodies and SJM stuff, because obviously this is what I need in life.

I'm kind of in love with the song Ggok by SNSD's Sooyoung & Yuri. It's so catchy and cute. :D "I love you ojik geudaeman saranghae ggok ggok ggok yaksokhaejweoyo~"

Watched SJM on Face to Face, watching them on the Sina Interview and Hunan TV and Endless Entertainment now. Will come back and edit with comments. Maybe. If I don't fall prey to laziness.

P.S. I haven't been flist-reading for a while, so I apologize for lack of comments. This is probably going to be a continuing trend. :( Tell me if anything exciting's happened with you guys, okay? ♥

Comments

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

LSDJFLSKDJFLKDJ OHGOD MEI

I WATCHED THE FIRST 42 SECONDS ON THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO AND FIRST MY INSIDES CRUMPLED WITH LAUGHTER AND THEN MY EYEBALLS THREATENED TO CURL INTO THEMSELVES SO I HAD TO CLOSE IT. T_____________T

UH-MAZE-ING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[meiface.livejournal.com]

UM MAZE ING BOOK DAMMIT.

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

LOL I DECIDED TO FORGO MY EYEBALLS:

"Just because Bella is a bit of a Mary Sue! Why are you so down on people when they're HAPPY?"

SLDFKJSDLKFJSD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE TO WATCH HER REACTION TO BREAKING DOWN. SHE CRIES. IT'S SO FUNNY MY SPLEEN HURTS OHGOD I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON ALSKDFJLDSK.

[unmyeong.livejournal.com]

꼭 is so cute! ♥

BUT LOL TWILIGHT WANK. "AMAZING BOOOOOOK" soidfnspidmfosid

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ROLLING OMG YOUTUBE. Go watch Elijah Wood on Graham Norton and Orlando Bloom on Graham Norton and Daniel Radcliffe on Extra. aslkfjdlsk whaaaaat. ::dying::

[osoreranai.livejournal.com]

::shrug:: I live. I train. I pray. Life is peaceful, and I'm not so poor. That excites me. ^^

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Peaceful and not so poor is a good thing! :D I'm glad to hear that.

[loika.livejournal.com]

Oh god I think I have to come back and rewatch that YT video when I'm not sick with crazy virus because the laughter, it's making my head hurt so bad.

Ah, Twilight.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Awww, I hope you feel better. Twilight wank brings the lulz, oh god yes. It's amazing. Youtube is also amazing though. I'm so distracted. XD

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

THIS SWEATER IS CASHMERE, EMMETT. YOU HAVE TO WASH IT BY HAND AND THEN LAY IT FLAT TO DRY. NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW; YOU DRESS ENTIRELY IN SHORT FIBER COTTON, NYLON, AND POLYESTER. I DO NOT KNOW HOW ALICE STANDS TO LOOK AT YOUR WARDROBE WITHOUT WINCING. NO I CANNOT JUST "THROW IT IN WITH MY UNDERWEAR". THEY ARE NOT EVEN WASHED IN THE SAME TEMPERATURE WATER. ARE YOU A HEATHEN? DO YOU NOT SORT YOUR LIGHTS AND DARKS? OH MY GOODNESS YOU DON'T DO YOU?! MY GOD EMMETT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD TOO MANY TIMES AS A CHILD? NO DO NOT USE THE BEAR AS AN EXCUSE; IT DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR FACE NOR DID IT BRAINWASH YOU INTO POOR LAUNDRY DOING TECHNIQUES. I AM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK ESME TO SUPERVISE YOU UNTIL YOU CAN DO IT RIGHT. YES THERE IS A WRONG AND RIGHT WAY TO DO LAUNDRY. DO NOT TRY TO ARGUE WITH ME...FINE PUT YOUR NEW RED HOODIE IN THE WASH WITH YOUR DRESS SHIRT!!! SEE IF I CARE!!! DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME WHEN EVERYTHING TURNS BABY PINK!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARE IF YOUR SHIRT IS PINK?! IT SHOULD BE WHITE, EMMETT, WHITE!!!!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ilu. are you essaying? don't be so distracted by twilight (said the hypocrite~)

[haverstock.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT. WHAT. BNF MUCH, STEPHENIE MEYER?

A-ALSO, Breaking Dawn was so bad I have no words. No words. It was like a really bad mary-sue fic. I would tell you some of the worst bits but you've probably already heard them, rofl. |D;

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Everything I know about Twilight, I've learned from fandom_wank. It's beautiful. :'D It makes me happier than even the HP wank following book 7, I think. It's just so crazy insane alskjfldsk. :DDD

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

Twilight wank makes up for the terrible lack of wank following HP7. It is so flippin' hilarious. The TwiMoms, the over emotional girls, the women who obsessively stalk men with a last name of Cullen and end up marrying them. The fandom is the new crazy.

This pretty much wins (http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/1651773.html) Y/y? *_________*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Seriously, HP7 had its wank but it wasn't Epic like Twilight wank is turning out to be. Then again, HP7 had way more merit than Twilight and had--okay, maybe they had crazy fans too, but there were more sane ones to balance it out at least.

God I heard about these crazy, crazy Twifans. aslkfjdlk WHY SO CRAZY.

Ahahahaha and wtf is that face/hair, Rpattz? Wow.

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

:O NEW SNSD SONG?!

what was it for?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

It's a trot song they did for some SBS drama? I should pay more attention but it's been out for a while. :( It's so cute and catchy.

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

*diiiiiiiies* so ahrd

[meiface.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDD

[taylormercury.livejournal.com]

omfg that AMUHZING video djskskfnhakl I HAVE NO WORDS. NO WORDS OMFG WTF IS THIS FAGGOTTREE literally loling, I am. NO WORDS.

and I kind of die just HEARING the name reneesme (I don't know how its supposed to be spelled fnskfask) outloud, it sounds EVEN STUPIDER THAN IT DID IN MY HEAD JSBHDKABDAKJDBAKD this is the lolist wank I have ever sjdkajna AM-A-ZING. *dies*

also, I'm totally in love with the Sooyoung & Yuri song. I KEEP IT ON REPEAT. AND DIE OF THE CUTE. argh.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SRSLY. WHAT KIND OF NAME IS RENESME. WTF SMEYER. D: Truly an a-ma-zing name. alksdfjldk

I HAVE HAD GGOK ON REPEAT TOO. SO CUTE.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Ooooh I'm so happy to hear you're reading Covenants. ♥ My roommate's reading it now too. :D It's a great book.

Twilight wank is hilarious. Lots of people read it and enjoy it, but they know it's not the most amazing thing ever written. People who really do think it's the most amazing thing ever written...well, they're special. Very special snowflakes...

[risabet.livejournal.com]

Your birthday fic. I’m sorry it’s so late! I worry this html will fail because I'm like that. Ilu <3 (http://risabet.livejournal.com/31299.html)

[(Anonymous)]

Twilight wank is amazing and really never stops giving. :D Btw, did you see the RPratz (sp?) interviews about twilight? He's sort of my hero now.
That fan was so freaking disturbing though. I felt way too unclean from watching half of it. *shudders*

350 GB external? Damn.

*hugs* what's up with your life?

[efio-47.livejournal.com]

Ah, accidentally posted twice. Fail!

[efio-47.livejournal.com]

Twilight wank is amazing and really never stops giving. :D Btw, did you see the RPratz (sp?) interviews about twilight? He's sort of my hero now.
That fan was so freaking disturbing though. I felt way too unclean from watching half of it. *shudders*

350 GB external? Damn.

*hugs* what's up with your life?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

my external makes me happy. :D Nothing up with life just homework. Law school takes work but it's been okay so far. OH HEY SJM IN SUMO SUITS IS FINALLY OUT. IT FINALLY AIRED ALSKJFLDS. That is what I will be watching tonight. :D Do you want a link?

How're classes for you?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Good, that is what wank should do. :D

[chironstar.livejournal.com]

Twilight wank makes me gleeful like a gleeful thing. XDD

[ricciolo.livejournal.com]

Oh, Twilight. I read recaps by cleolinda, and I laughed at the chapter titles. *shakes head*

I apparently am very indecisive. ;____; *deletes and rewrites*