this is the unfiltered me~

[meitachi]

[16:34] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: http://kpop-hate.livejournal.com/699.html?thread=3003#t3003
[16:34] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: apparently i don't care if other ppl get hated on b/c i can lol it off
[16:34] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: but i must defend kibum :(
[16:35] Goose /// You don't even know how much I want your kiss: :( Kibum's good at acting, what's so wrong with that?
[16:35] Goose /// You don't even know how much I want your kiss: YOU KNOW WHAT HIS PRIORITY SHOULD BE?
[16:35] Goose /// You don't even know how much I want your kiss: SPREADING HIS PERFECT GENES
[16:36] Goose /// You don't even know how much I want your kiss: WHY AREN'T YOU KIBUM? WHY AREN'T YO.
[16:36] Goose /// You don't even know how much I want your kiss: *YOU
[16:37] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: YES
[16:38] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: PLEASE GO HAVE SEX
[16:38] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: A LOT OF SEX
[16:38] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: *volunteers*
[16:38] Goose /// You don't even know how much I want your kiss: AND DONGHAE. DON'T FORGET DONGHAE. BUT GIRLS, ALSO, SO THEN WE HAVE A GREATER CHANCE
[16:39] Goose /// You don't even know how much I want your kiss: oh god, if he gets married and then divorced and then married and then divorced, and so on and so forth, and ends up with like, 15 kids, I WILL LOL
[16:39] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: LOL
[16:39] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: but he will be spreading those genes~
[16:39] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: and in reality he just loves donghae
[16:40] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: but he will do his duty to the world and have sex with lots of women
[16:40] Goose /// You don't even know how much I want your kiss: "WOMEN >:( THEY CAN'T GET THE HIPTHRUSTS RIGHT."
[16:41] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: or the assfucking part :'(
[16:41] Goose /// You don't even know how much I want your kiss: LOL
[16:41] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: dildos just aren't the same
[16:42] Goose /// You don't even know how much I want your kiss: HALP STOP THE LOLING
[16:42] || 爱你的心永远会为你祝福: SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE ME KIBUM/ME :(



[16:46] Goose /// You don't even know how much I want your kiss: "Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mei, and she went to a Super Junior concert and Kibum saw her standing in the crowd and fell hopelessly in love with her. So he took her home and they had hot sex forever and ever. THE END!"

ETA:
http://meitachi.livejournal.com/170953.html?thread=6345161#t6345161 by dear_whimsy

http://meitachi.livejournal.com/170953.html?thread=6349257#t6349257 by peachgirldb

http://meitachi.livejournal.com/170953.html?thread=6351561#t6351561 by sonahgi

http://meitachi.livejournal.com/170953.html?thread=6354377#t6354377 by naninande OMFG DYING

What have you done for me lately? :DDDDD

Comments

[black-goose.livejournal.com]

[meiface.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE IT'S HOT, OK?

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

this is a fail version of the real you. :|!

DO YOU WANT ME TO WRITE YOU/KIBUM :| :| :| OUR FRIENDSHIP DEPENDS ON YOUR ANSWER

[meiface.livejournal.com]

IF I SAY NO, IT MEANS WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS, DOESN'T IT?

SO I WILL SAY YES.

[sonahgi.livejournal.com]

ALSO, THEY HAD BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TOGETHER. IT WAS ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

YES. YES. BEAUTIFUL KIBUM-GENED FAT CHEEKED AND CHUBBY BABIES~

[suxing.livejournal.com]

... would it be disturbing if I drew that. 8D

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

Lols at fantastic conversations!! He should totally have babies with you!!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

or just sleep with me :9

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

Kibum had been wandering aimlessly around Myeongdong, carefully dressed down in a beanie and big shades, when he spotted the love of his life.

He stopped midstep, pulling down his sunglasses to get a better look despite the dozens of young girls--potential fangirls--crowding the streets. He blinked hard, once, as though to try and dispel the illusion, but there she still stood, straight dark hair and an enchantingly adorable face clean of the powders and glosses he saw so often and had grown so sick of.

He unconsciously took a step in her direction, then quickly glanced both ways before jogging across the busy road. She was waiting in line at an ice cream booth, apparently alone. Kibum let his eyes trail over her again, admiring her fashion sense. The yellow sundress was simple, but endearingly cute, and the plastic-rimmed glasses added a cheeky sort of flair. His smile widened.

Just that moment though, the ice cream line moved forward. The girl of Kibum's dreams took a step and suddenly she was falling, having tripped over a stray, slippery cone wrapper.

Kibum wasted no time in lunging forward, catching the girl around her slim waist just before she hit the ground. The momentum caused him to fall to his knees, but he breathed a sigh of relief. The girl was safe, nestled in his bare arms.

She blinked, and then peered up at him in surprised from over the rim of her glasses. Kibum grinned, resisting the urge to kiss her smack on the tip of her cute little nose, and eased her into a sitting position. "Are you okay?"

"Um, yes. Thank you," the girl said hesitantly.

"I'm Kibum." Kibum offered, holding out his hand.

"Mei," the girl smiled, and Kibum felt his soul lighten with the beauty of it.

"Well, Mei," he savoured the taste of this angel's name. "Would you like to have hot sex forever and ever?"









I'M SORRY DON'T KILL ME T________________T

[suxing.livejournal.com]

OMG. \o/

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ROFL

I AM ENDEARINGLY CLUMSY, JUST LIKE BELLA.

HOT SEX FOREVER AND EVER, YES PLEASE. IN YOUR ARMS OF SEX, KIBUM~

[sonahgi.livejournal.com]

ROFL, what a great intro.

[peachpastiche.livejournal.com]

I cackled out loud for like 5 minutes, not even gonna lie.

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

OMFG THAT WAS EPIC WIN!!! I wants to have your babies now and you didn't even write about me!! That's how great it was!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[skadihelias.livejournal.com]

Holy crap!!! XDDDDDD

*LOL-ing all over the floor*

[callais.livejournal.com]

...XDDDDD O MEI. ILU & your fangirling.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I can't help that Kibum is a sex god! :(

[jaded-skys.livejournal.com]

BEST FIC EVER OMG. CAN THERE BE A KANGIN/ME ONE, THEN?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE THERE CAN BE A KANGIN/YOU. HE ACTUALLY KNOWS YOU'RE ALIVE. THIS IS A BIG IMPROVEMENT.

Once upon a time, Kangin saw a tall white girl standing on a chair and waving at him during one of Super Junior's charity events. He remembered her because she was so beautiful, just his type. She had great legs too. He thought he'd never see her again, though, until he went to Hollywood Bowl the next year and saw her in the front row. He recognized her immediately because she had been haunting his dreams for so long now, and he immediately took her backstage, where he found out her name was Thea, and then he proposed that they have hot, wild sex all night long. So they did, and it was good, and then he married her because he was a gentleman, and they had hot, wild sex for the rest of their lives. The end!

[kyuppuccino.livejournal.com]

People who hate on Kibum need to go diaf.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

IAWTC. >:(

[skadihelias.livejournal.com]

Approved! Yey! o/