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@ OH HAY I'M GOING TO KOREA THURS - SUN. 7/16 - 7/19 aksjfldksjf meeting up with hyperballad and coyotecolored and possibly other people and omg going to Super Show even if I have to buy nosebleed seats. Also standing in line in hopes of getting a better ticket and, ugh, idc, scalpers I MAY TURN TO THEM IF I HAVE TO. THIS IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY. Watch me mow down those middle school Korean girls. /cuts!!

@ T__________________T I WAS REDUCED TO READING EUNHAE FIC TODAY. Why does fandom hate me? Where is all the KiHae and Qmi and and and idk everything else? FUCK ALL OF YOU, SOB. I am so blocked for writing, forever, which means everyone else should write. /entitlement Also the ShiHan virus thing (parkeunsuh) alsdkjfslk so I'm stalking it now since I've been tagged because I want to know where this story is going! HOW EXCITING, IT IS LIKE FOLLOWING A MULTIPART FIC WITH NO SET PLOT.

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SCREAMS, WHY IS HE SO-- WHY SUCH A DOUCHEY OBNOXIOUS TEENAGE BOY, HENRY? WHY ARE YOU STILL SO CUTE? Crying, ilu, I miss you, I want SJM alskjflsdk. MAYBE HENRY WILL BE AT SS2? YES PLEASE? I want an SJM album and all those funny shows again and aslkd I don't even care if I'm no longer in China, just give me something.

@ YOU GUYS I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT HBP. I WANT TO WATCH IT IN KOREA. AND THEN CHINA. AND THEN THE U.S. COMPARE. I have seriously missed all the the hype and excitement HP brings. So much nostalgia, omg. We only have one (okay, two) more movie after this! ): But now I will crave H/D fic like crazy - at least this fandom provides. :D OH GOD THERE WILL BE SO MUCH TOM FELTON AND DANIEL RADCLIFFE STARING AT EACH OTHER AND EEEE H/D FOR LIFE, BITCHES. ♥

In conclusion: this post is papered's fault.

SJ FIC PRIMER of a sort

FANDOM MAKES ME FEEL SO OLD.

Seriously? Seriously? How are people like Fuu and Chris and Anna going unheard-of and unappreciated and underrated now? They were the authors I stalked when I first got into fandom, and they still hold the top spots as my favorite fandom authors. Like, wtaf. YOUNG FANDOM IS SO YOUNG. All you n00bs are doing it wrong, sob.

That was facetious, jsyk, but oh god. You guys. Really?

Here are some of my favorite fandom authors everyone interested in good, hot, sweet, funny fic should read:

coyotescribbles
halcyon_morn
i_shiki/unliterati
tongzhiai
parthenope_sing
sugarfrosting
puppycadet
superlover
dokutoku_ai/inkin_brushes
panpipe
lunacrescent
goodbyecolour
coley_merrin
tryingtosay_
star_chase
fading_sun_sock
applesalt
alived

I also enjoy a lot of other authors but they weren't included in people I stalked when I first joined fandom, or people I continue to stalk now. And, yes, I will admit right now that a lot of this list is biased by my flist - I went and friended a lot of these awesome authors. It's how I roll, yo. There are a lot of new talented authors I haven't read, I know this. But this list is my personal stalking and favorite list, even if they aren't all prolific and churning fic out twice a week (...though some of them are, those crazy girls). And I absolutely think they are all worth a read, especially for those first coming into SJ fandom and looking for goodfic.

NO COMPLAINTS UNTIL YOU'VE READ ALL THESE, OKAY? Then you can, like me, start feeling old and bitching about how there is no good new fic in fandom. (Because, yes, obviously I can and should dictate how people should fangirl in fandom. It's part of my job as Fandom Princess...for which I demand a tiara and also KiHae!)

...speaking of which, you guys, there is no good new fic in fandom! T__T new KiHae. T___T