what gets you off (or doesn't) when reading fic?

So I'm kind off hiatus now! In that I'll be around but still much less frequently but, whatever, it's cool. I'm distracted from fandom by school but then distracted from RL by SPN/J2 fic so it's kind of a nice cycle? :D Reading so much fic lately has actually made me want to meta a bit so... Fair warning! Meta ahead!

(5:29:17 PM) t-oh!-ri: the MORE YOU KNOW
(5:29:20 PM) t-oh!-ri: the less you can enjoy ;__;

( When you get distracted from fic by WRONG FACTS or HEY LET ME WIKI THAT-- )

Has this happened to anyone else? Being unable to read a fic due to certain (non-triggery, non-editorial) issues? Or getting totally distracted from a fic by a small, random detail that either you knew was wrong or that you were fascinated by and wanted to learn more about via a trip to Wikipedia?


Also: let's talk about bulletproof kinks, just 'cause we can.

( Cut for NSFW discussions and possibly TMI. )

So tell me your your thoughts and your bulletproof kinks. LET US ALL OVERSHARE.