#sadpanda

The metaphorical jizzing on Kaner's face going on throughout this entire article sort of makes my day. This reporter, dude. I ship him/Kaner.

In honor of Tazer finally getting to play again tonight (!!), here is a story I told nicolasechs, with visual aids!

( Once upon a time... )

In conclusion, I leave you with a letter.

Dear Patrick Kane,

Learn to wear a suit.

Now that is a GQMF.

Sincerely,
Mei