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Reconstructing Patrick Kane’s Drunken Weekend In Madison, With Eyewitness Testimony

( So, feelings of the varied and disappointed kind. )

Yeah, so. My bad. Fandom is my bubble from real life and with RPF in general sometimes I forget and get rude awakenings.

I think I'm going to go watch some videos of Danny Briere with his kids. Or David Backes saving dogs. Or Jeff Skinner giggling about how great Jonathan Toews is.

Also, Claude Giroux is a fly motherfucker who wears a terrible plaid suit well. I am full of so many overwhelming feelings for the Flyers, dude. And the Caps. Congrats, Holtby, on tiny Holtby's birth! Go, go Game 7! (Even if Eric Staal is the greatest older brother ever who almost makes me want to root for the Rangers. Almost. More importantly: HE'S STILL IN NC. WITH LESSER STAAL. I'M IN NC THIS WEEKEND HEYYYY.)