did you choke on dirty thoughts at the "Should I call you Dad?" line?

So it's become tradition for me to watch every Twilight movie release over the holidays with efio_47 and cringe through the terrible acting and horrible lines, and while we were a bit late this year, we finally got around to wrapping up the series last night since I'm back in NC for Christmas. It was glorious, although I wasn't drunk enough (I never am), because booze would've made that 3x better than it was. Even if the CGI baby was creepy as fuck and not "aw so cute" like someone in our theater thought. YOU ARE WRONG, MY FRIEND.

And as per tradition, after ever Twilight movie viewing, I crave terriblamazing Edward/Jacob slashfic. Fanfiction.net will never fail me! ( Cut for awesome Twilight fic discussion. )

ANYWAY. So that's what I've been doing the past day, along with spending time with family, meeting up with old friends, finishing up Christmas presents, and not answering emails. So much to read, you guys. So much! I'm so behind on hd_hols, Yuletide soon, never up to date on manga, books to reread...