world, this is the opposite of fair!

[meitachi]

You guys.

I was just getting over this phenomenon/crazy disease called The Thirteen (Sometimes Fifteen) Member Korean (Sometimes Chinese) Boy Band. Some of you probably know them as "Super Junior" or something.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PHOTOBOOK + MAKING OF DVD + CALENDAR?!

I was totally okay with not having the photobook or DVD but I just saw scans of the calendar and it has Kibum. Like he's still a member of SuJu! And he's fake-rocking out on an electric guitar. Being ridiculously good-looking. Who are you? Stop reminding me how much I like to look at your body face.

And there's Geng, and gorgeous, gorgeous Kyuhyun, and Donghae is on my birthday month. And Heenim is fucking metrosexual up the wazoo and crazy elegant and beautiful and I want to look at him and admire him just to pass time. alskjflsfahs

Okay, so after seeing those scans, I kind of wanted the calendar. But just a little bit; I could have lived without it - scans work just fine for me. Then I stupidly decided to look at scans of the photobook AND, HI, THIS IS SO UNFAIR. FIRST PICTURE I SEE IS THIS:




Kibum in nerdy glasses. Han Geng in a black wife-beater. In black-and-white.

Fuck you, SM. Fuck you very much. I refuse to buy this. I AM IN LAW SCHOOL AND IN DEBT. Give a poor starving, struggling, self-questioning girl a break, okay?

Or give me an SJM photobook, because the only thing almost as good as a Qmi duet in Chinese would be a Qmi photoshoot in black-and-white.

That, SM, is what I would like for Christmas.

Now I'm going back to drowning in finals. :|

EDIT: This picture encapsulates The Way Things Are and Always Should and Will Be (aka Heechul and his Manwhores)

Seriously. Stick a Hae somewhere there and you've got Heechul's favorite posse (save the Chinese boys not allowed in this shoot but whatever, we know how Heechul likes it).

RIGHT. I AM SO DONE WITH THIS. LEAVING LJ FOR CONTRACTS LAW NOW. REALLY.

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[chinapaper.livejournal.com]

dead, ilu

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. I WENT FOR MONTHS WITHOUT CARING.

THIS MAKES ME ANGRY. >:|

[black-goose.livejournal.com]

Apparently once they have hold of you, they never let you go :|

(I'm still ASKJDAKJSD >:( over Heechul being on my sister's birthday month and me getting Eeteuk. Like, wtf did I do to annoy the higher powers so much? ALJSDAJKSD)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha.

That sucks. Heenim is beautiful.

But Haeface is on my birthday month.

[haldir.livejournal.com]

i, on the other hand, have been going so butt-crazy without them that i pounced on this like heechul on a virgin, reasoning that $50 seems like a totally awesome price for a bunch of photos that i've already saved from the internets.

idk what's wrong with all of us :(

[meiface.livejournal.com]

LSM CLEARLY HAS MIND CONTROL POWERS, Y/N?

Or there's something in the (international) water...

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

SJM photobook > SJ photobook, y/y?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDD I THINK YOU KNOW MY OPINION ON THIS.

[aconite.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THEM ):

[haldir.livejournal.com]

jkafjkdsf your icon :33

[meiface.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SAD BUT PROBABLY TRUE. :|

[halcyon-morn.livejournal.com]

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. >:(

By which I mean, I don't want you to escape, because all of the good writers I know need to come back over break and provide me with copious amounts of sexy fic. Not that I'm ridiculously selfish, or anything.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Okay, that is how I feel about break. People have quit writing! No more fic! So little interest in fandom.

Also, no ability to write again, ever. ;_;

[sapphynashi.livejournal.com]

...Oh god, Mei. If you get back into SJ, you know I probably will too. How should I feel about that?!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. ;___;

SPEAK TO ME AGAIN IN JANUARY. We'll see where we are then!

Also, sometime soon I will call you? When are you done with everything?

[percievedfate.livejournal.com]

Knagin.


Anyway, I'd fucking love to shoot these boys, so so badly. (as in photoshoot)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Amen. Sometimes I forget they can be so *_* inducing.

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

8D i bought it. i can't wait for it to arrive

[meiface.livejournal.com]

random observation: kihae's hair matches. :D

[suxing.livejournal.com]

well. well shit.

IF I FAIL ALL MY FINALS IT IS YOUR SUPER JUNIOR'S NOT MY FAULT OKAY.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I KNOW THE FEELING. ;____; Should've not come online today...

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

I GOT KYUHYUN IN MY MONTH!!!! *makes cha-ching motion* YUSH!! It's beautiful!!!

And do you really want this thing Mei? Cuz I'm pretty sure we've got enough people here that wouldn't mind pitching in to get this set for you sweetheart. You deserve it.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Kyuhyun is quite beautiful, isn't he? *__*

alskdjfkd no, I would have no idea how to react to other people getting me this. You're too sweet. ♥ I'm going to struggle through finals and then afterwards see if I want to buy myself a reward or Christmas present or something.

[callais.livejournal.com]

.......aaaaaaaaaaahahahah. lDDDDD

Once SuJu has you in its claws, it never lets you go. Even after you think you quit them a loooong time back. I feel your pain. -pats-

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I know. It's terrible. :( LSM is somehow responsible for it all.

[forochel.livejournal.com]

I STILL REMEMBER YOUR REASSURING EMAILS ABOUT PAST CARING FOR THEM.


CONTRACTS CALLS TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


*is helpful*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I WAS. FOR THREE WHOLE MONTHS. >:|

Contracts gives me a headache and Property freaks me out. Graah.

[risabet.livejournal.com]

Ah. Just like you, only a few moments ago I still thought "Oh, SuJu? They still exist?"

I don't anymore.

(When did Siwon get to be that fine? I mean, he was nice and alright, and I would have been happy to bear his children any day, but now. What. China has done good to him.)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

YES. The internet, LJ especially, is a terribly distracting place. In fact, I should sign off right now.

(Siwon is like. Perfect. It's amazing!)

[out-of-words24.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT? HELLO THERE, KIBUM. i tly forgot how pretty he is. and the whole heechul/kibum thing, because where the hell has kibum been? fail, SM, fail.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

KIBUM HAS BEEN HIDING OUT. Idky but he's so pretty to look at. *_* He doesn't seem as dead or skinny as he was for a while either. \o/