SJM on youtube - good for your soul!

[meitachi]

Apparently if I whine enough about needing SJM shows to air, they do air! Fabulous~ Here is a compilation of everything that's out (because everything came out at the same time, jfc), for handy viewing access and because hoyah demanded it, haha.

All videos are RAW. I haven't watched any of them yet either, but any flailing I do after I watch them will be edited into the entry under a cut for the, I'm sure, excessive amounts of capslocking and loling.

• 091014 SJM Sohu Interview
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STz7wbNJ18Y



• 091016 SJM on 明星来 (Stars Come)
  1/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OJUUa2rBQ4
  2/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUeOoPr4C30
  3/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiLy5VTMclc
  4/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Lr3H8_0TU
  5/5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYx34FlxrlI



• 091016 SJM on 超级面对面 (Super Face to Face)
  1/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZIwFQ8V7f
  2/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyrhpE1wEnA
  3/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJRzZKjVc44
  4/4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEOODGnb9BM



• 091018 SJM on 快乐大本营 (Happy Camp)
  01/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwtwnAm5gi0
  02/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hMlQsQYI-M
  03/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PjTbFijtcs
  04/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8cMrtQKpKs
  05/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtNyLJNlUTI
  06/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvFyeg3YsxA
  07/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECq8js1dh4
  08/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VC6UcdrrsU
  09/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhIdaIEEucY
  10/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqpzpy5MJog
  11/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYNOO3sXrVY
  12/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsokEinPTJI
  13/13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycqmpk7Q6c4

Downloads of the first three can be found here in sjchina~

Now I will continue baking spice cake muffins. Gonna shower and watch these after and then off to a friend's to watch Advent Children Complete on Bluray on a hi-def 47" flatscreen TV. *___*

ETA:
091014 SJM Sohu Interview
(7:59:00 PM) hello, heartbreaker: man
(7:59:04 PM) hello, heartbreaker: geng just sucks at speaking
(7:59:14 PM) hello, heartbreaker: in korean, in chinese...in general...

(8:00:19 PM) hello, heartbreaker: woww henry's chinese has improved a looot
(8:00:43 PM) hello, heartbreaker: ahhhhhhhhhhh
(8:00:51 PM) hello, heartbreaker: mi: so i wrote the lyrics to two of the songs
(8:01:03 PM) hello, heartbreaker: henry: *applauds!* ryeowook: *has no idea what mi said but applauds also!*
(8:01:19 PM) hello, heartbreaker: mi: ahaha thanks. so fans were wondering if i was in love or something, writing these lyrics...
(8:01:28 PM) hello, heartbreaker: mi: but, er, no, it's not because of that.

(8:02:00 PM) hello, heartbreaker: lmao he's like
(8:02:13 PM) hello, heartbreaker: oh no it's from talking to friends and classmates who talk about their experiences...and i just put those into the lyrics...
(8:02:27 PM) hello, heartbreaker: he likes "you&me"

(8:03:18 PM) hello, heartbreaker: omg kyuhyun is just fucking high
(8:03:27 PM) hello, heartbreaker: he keeps standing there and smiling like a moron or like he's up to something
(8:03:38 PM) hello, heartbreaker: even though he's said absolutely nothing

aksdfklg Ryeowook is so cute and Henry impresses me with how much his Chinese has improved, and Mi doesn't look as smiley as usual >:( and Donghae said something that made Siwon snort in laughter and have to turn away for a sec asldkhf so cute. Geng is all leaderly and Kyuhyun...Kyuhyun is so privately amused at something, and so high. What's wrong with you, Cho Kyuhyun?

091016 SJM on 明星来 (Stars Come)
Part 1: Man I love when Geng speaks in Chinese - he is so much more comfortable, and so snarky. He sits and makes fun of Zhou Mi's lyrics for being too cutesy, lmao. Also, I like this host. :D And askdjfdlk ugh Zhou Mi never stop speaking Chinese. *__________* You are so attractive.

Henry continues to make me lol with his new&improved skills; Donghae and Siwon both make me cringe with their lol-worthy pandering to the fans ("我亲爱的宝贝们" & "我们也想你们了") and then Kyuhyun, dead. Kyuhyun:

Kyuhyun: Have you guys eaten yet?
Fans: No!
Kyuhyun: ....well we've eaten. *evil smirk*

aahahahahaha oh jesus Christ I can't breathe laksdf sjm's expressions when they're handed naked Barbie dolls hahahahahaha omg Ryeowook covering his eyes and then switching his doll, Henry's "..." expression, Donghae slkdhfasgd ahahaha. Okay, just. omg. so they're supposed to dress up the doll as the Super Girl they think the person next to them would like, so RW -> Henry -> DH -> HG -> SW -> KX -> ZM :D

HG: Oh I can just leave her like this (i.e., naked), that's how Siwon likes it.
Host: *falls into his chair laughing*
SW: *looks around for someone to translate*

oh fuck I wish I had the time to translate these for people alsdkhfs they are so fucking hilarious.

HG: *holds up his doll dressed the way he thinks SW would like*
Host: Is that what you like Siwon?
SW: Yes, yes, I like that.
Host: So the more clothes, the better?
HG: Then the best time to find a girlfriend is during winter.

SCREAMS WHY IS HE LIKE THIS ALSKDHFDLKGH

alkdf okay I give up recording my thoughts, I just finished 1/5 and my reactions will basically be summed up thus:

*LITERALLY SHRIEKING WITH LAUGHTER AND CLAPPING MY HANDS GLEEFULLY LIKE A RETARDED SEAL ASKDHF*

Oh SJM, never, ever leave me. ♥ You are my favorite.

Comments

[receipt.livejournal.com]

why do you do this when i don't speak chinese. sob.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

DON'T WORRY, THERE ARE MANY MORE CHINESE-AMERICAN FANS THAN KOREAN-AMERICAN FANS IN OUR CORNER, SUBS SHOULD COME OUT PRETTY FAST alskdhf I hope ♥♥

[x-amadare.livejournal.com]

CRIES I'M SO HAPPY OMG. ♥ :DDDDD
CRIES I HAVE A PROPOSAL AND A MIDTERM DUE ON MONDAY OMG.
Why is a fangirl's life so hard? D:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

IKR, what horrible timing!

Who is that with nemo on his head. IS THAT DONGHAE WITH NEMO ON HIS HEAD.

[x-amadare.livejournal.com]

Seriously SJ-M T____T ( I'm watching it and trying to multi-task )

YES AS A MATTER O' FACT IT IS. EEEEEEEEEE ♥

[transitorial.livejournal.com]

Oh SJM, why so adorable? So glad I finished my homework and tomorrow to do my reading for class, I can watch this without feeling entirely guilty! *tries to wait patiently for subs*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

crying with laughter, Janel, crying with laughter. I'm so glad I can understand Chinese asldkfhg I've translated some hilarious bits but I hope it is subbed soon. ♥ Still, watching RAW will provide you with lulz, still, I promise. :D

[thundersquall.livejournal.com]

I finished Stars Come yesterday and am in the midst of Happy Camp now and omg flailing forever, why is Ryeowook so cute? And why is Kyu's and Hae's Chinese so perfect? And why are SiHan so married? And why is Mi so smiley and bright? And why is Henry so sexy when he talks in Chinese? jkdfhgksdjh Mi asking Ryeowook if he wants his doll wearing less and then pulling the jacket apart, I died all over laughing. 8D

(RYEOWOOK IS SO CUUUUUUTE ON HAPPY CAMP EEEEE I LOVE HIM FOREVER AND A DAY ♥)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

oh jfc these are going to KILL me. I just finshed 1/5 of Stars Come and I'm already dead laksdhfd I don't think I will make it through Happy Camp tonight. XD I might hurt something.

asdlkfhd LOLOLOL fuck me I love SJM so much. They are the best and their shows are the best. ♥♥♥♥ asldkfhsd

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

omg you are on all my friends' flists i swear!

[thundersquall.livejournal.com]

What? LOL no I'm not! I'm not on Mei's! I just added her so I can stalk her 8D

[civilized-era.livejournal.com]

HG: Oh I can just leave her like this (i.e., naked), that's how Siwon likes it.
Host: *falls into his chair laughing*
SW: *looks around for someone to translate*

I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUUUUUCH /wails ;o; sobface uaghlsdhg

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I LOVE GENG IN CHINA. I DO I DO I DO ALKSHGDDK sobbing, SJM, never leave me.

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

HG: Oh I can just leave her like this (i.e., naked), that's how Siwon likes it.

*dying!* 8DDDDDDDD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

omg SJM is the best thing in the world. SJM with naked barbie dolls alskdhf Geng snark in China and Kyu being lost but still smiley and snarky and omg Mi's gorgeous gorgeous smile and Heeeenry and Wookie playing with his Barbie and still being the cook :D! and Donghae and his birthday and hitting on all the fans and Siwon and Geng being so fucking married and cute ahhhhhhhhhhh I love SJM in China. /joygasms

[halcyon-morn.livejournal.com]

HI MEI SUB THESE FOR ME PLEASE. :D

In other news, I'm on fall break right now and I started writing fic today! I...will probably never finish it. :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

sob Chris I WOULD IF I COULD alksdhfd maybe I can...attempt to translate at least Stars Come? Happy Camp is too long. T___T But I can probably do Stars Come JUST FOR YOU and Anna and, you know, everyone else I love who doesn't speak Mandarin, lmao.

YAY FICCING OMG FIC FOREVER ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I love how Kyu is so much more smiley this time around though. :D No grumpy!Kyu. Just...high!Kyu. High!Kyu who is cute and shy and giggly and fighting with Mi for his white board alskhf they are so cute. >: Anna ilthem.

Henry's Chinese has improved so much. Like. A LOT. It's really, really impressive.

[kyuppuccino.livejournal.com]

Haven't had the time to read the entire thing yet, but since this is the first thing that caught my attention:

HG: Then the best time to find a girlfriend is during winter.

I ♥ HIM TvT he's full of win.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I have a complete translation up now in a new post, sob. It took forever. I hope someone else subs this, someone with more time than I. XD

I love Geng in China, oh god, he's so witty. ♥

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

I'm actually in physical pain from all the "secrets" and the "make up games" they had to play. UNDERWEAR THIEF HENRY WHAT LMAO LMAO LMAO. And oh, Zhou Mi, such a fabulous diva. Poor, poor Hangeng. Still wheezing, damn you Mei, damn you.

Cannot NOT mention Siwon's father-like disciplinarian attitude LOLING FOREVER DAMN YOU.

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT GET OVER ZHOU MI (HIS POSE HIS POSE) AND HENRY'S (MOCHIFACE IS A DEVIANT WHOA!) SECRETS. AND SIWON'S TAKING-IT-UPON-HIMSELF-TO-PROTECT-HANGENG'S-VIRTUE??

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Also, Ryeowook breaking Kyu's keyboard and just. ♥ witty Kyu. LANGUAGE IS NO BARRIER when the alternative is spanking lmao.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA I KNOW I THINK I HURT MYSELF SERIOUSLY, HENRY GETS SPANKED BEFORE HE EVEN REVEALS HIS SECRET.

And then after the sushi he's all "THANKS GEGE FOR LETTING ME WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR HOHOHO" asklhfs