i'm not easy, i'm just shallow

[meitachi]

From my comment-spam with darleenk here.

Me:

INTERVIEWER: So, Donghae-sshi, are you in a relationship?
DONGHAE: Uh. That's hard to say.
INTERVIEWER: Oh really? Are you worried about the backlash from your fans? Is it difficult because of your job as an idol?
DONGHAE: Well, it's just that...I don't know if he exists half the time... T__T

KYUHYUN: So you're only cheating on Kibum half the time when you mess around with me.
ZHOU MI: But you, on the other hand, are cheating on me all the time. *pouts*
KYUHYUN: I told you you should just join us.

KIBUM: I'm not scheduled to reappear for another week, guys. Can you please not do anything stupid that would make me have to show up again to stake my claim?
DONGHAE: THIS IS YOUR OWN FAULT. *pulls out planner to schedule in sex with Kibum in a week, when he's around*
KIBUM: It's in my re-negotiated contract. I can't help it.

darleenk:

DONGHAE: Technically, you can't cheat on someone who doesn't actually exist.
KIBUM: Tell that to my broken heart, if it isn't too shattered to hear you. D;
DONGHAE: Technically, a heart can't be broken if it doesn't actually exist.
KIBUM: Fuck you.
DONGHAE: ...Technically, you can't fuck someone who doesn't actually exist.

ZHOU MI: Are we missing anyone? I feel like something's missing.
KYUHYUN: No... No, I'm pretty sure this is everyone. You, me and Donghae. Yes.
DONGHAE: No, wait, I SWEAR something's not quite right. I just can't put my finger on it...
KIBUM: -from corner of the room- I reappeared like ten minutes ago, guys.

Me:

KIBUM: *grabs Donghae and starts stripping him*

KYUHYUN: You can't just show up whenever you feel like it and steal other people's bedpartners, you know.
KIBUM: You're one to talk.
KYUHYUN: At least I exist.

ZHOU MI: Um, so, do you still want to have sex?
KYUHYUN: *watching Donghae go down on Kibum* What? Shh.
ZHOU MI: My boyfriend sucks.

KIBUM: So do you remember who you're dating now? *doing things to Donghae with his fingers and mouth and tongue*
DONGHAE: *dazed* Sorry, what?
KIBUM: Yeah, I thought so.

ZHOU MI: Hey, look, Kyuhyun!
KYUHYUN: What? *annoyed* I told you, I'm-- Are those ribbons? Did you just tie yourself up with ribbons?
ZHOU MI: Don't be silly, how could I tie myself up with ribbons? I had Geng-ge do it.
KYUHYUN: ...Han Geng saw you naked?
ZHOU MI: At least he appreciated the view, unlike some people.
KYUHYUN: I'm appreciating, I'm appreciating. Can I leave the ribbons on?

darleenk

DONGHAE: Sex would work better if you didn't disappear in the middle of it you know.
KIBUM: How many times do I have to say I'm sorry? I'M SORRY.
DONGHAE: At least once more. You can use sex as an apology. Just-
KIBUM: Don't disappear. I know. -facepalms-

KIBUM: Zhou Mi, you should get your boyfriend to suck literally.
DONGHAE: -muffled- Shut the fuck up, Kibum.
KYUHYUN: You shut up and get back to work, Donghae! -unzips own jeans-
ZHOU MI: Surrounded. By. Perverts.

ZHOU MI: Kibum doesn't even exist half the time and you pay him more attention than me.
KYUHYUN: I try to appreciate him more when he's actually here. Making up for lost time.
ZHOU MI: Yes, I know, but do you have to have sex with him constantly? It's been three hours now. We need to go to work.
DONGHAE: Don't. Don't disturb them. -gazes-

Oh man do I crave some KiHaeQMi...or really, I just crave KiHae. KiHae smut, yes please. I will try to write some tonight - I have been writing nothing but QMi (and stupid things) lately.

On the bright side, I've fleshed out a little more what I want my Nanowrimo plot to be. :D

On the down side, I should be writing an essay (or at least researching for it) right now. Someone else wanna write me some KiHae porn? :(

Comments

[umberela]

Lol from yewook to this. AND NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.


i cannot write smut :| at all. ever.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

T___________T write non-smut kihae/qmi then!!!

I might be a little desperate...

[umberela]

i am! I am writing long fic with both pairings..... it just, uh, hasn't reached the pairings yet :|


and adsfhsdg i just read that whole thread, and it makes me so happy to see darleenk is working on wing fic ;______; because it's one thing for people to say they're going to do it, but it's a whole nother thing when they actually do it ;~;

[meiface.livejournal.com]

:( longfic. I stare in envy at those who can manage it. I cannot. (Why am I doing nano again slkdhf)


:D wingfic ♥. I have on in progress but I kind of hate it so it may never be complete unless I scrap it for something else, ah.

[umberela]

i cannot manage it :( laura is making me. she can be persuasive. sort of. eeeeh i am just easy DX


D: b-but wing fic

[meiface.livejournal.com]

alskdhfg I will try.

[umberela]

wing fic, mei, wing fic

adsklf give me your soul, as well

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

THAT OT4 IS KINDA AWESOME BUT DAMN YOU AND CERI FOR PUTTING THAT SHIT IN MY HEAD NOW!!

FUCKING SUPER JUNIOR AND HAVING MORE FUCKING MEMBERS THAN THERE ARE OF, LIKE IDK, THE FUCKING WU-TANG CLAN WHO HAS EVERYBODY TOO OR SOMETHING!! FUCK ME!!

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX FUCK!!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

kihae is hot and qmi is hot so kihaeqmi must be hot^2, right? unf, I ship it.

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

Now I ship it too... damn it... I even ship fucking Waldo with the other three... *smacks head against wall*

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

roflmao

oh you two

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I veer off my biases for a while and then I go back to them and cling.

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

also :( now i want to kind of fic something where kibum has a problem literally disappearing - which would explain why sme stopped giving him activities! 8D (i need to not come up with these crack theories. they lead to fics like "always ryeowook")

[meiface.livejournal.com]

no no these theories are good - almost as good as the KiHae porn I'm currently craving. ;___;

you should write it though! your idea i mean. you could also write me porn if you felt like it........

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

*diiiiiies* xD

[thundersquall.livejournal.com]

JSDKHKJFSDGFHKS KIHAE SMUT FROM YOU? OMG SOBBING YES PLEASE <3

[meiface.livejournal.com]

oh! okay this can be for you. :D do you have a kink/prompt? if you don't, I'm just...going to...put them in a random situtaion, lol.

[thundersquall.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have so many kinks I don't think you want to know (and most of them are for YeWook anyway xD). Um... begging. I have a thing for desperate begging.

... *facepalms*

Anyway! Thank you Mei ILUUUUUUUUU *tackles*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

sooooooooooo um do you mind that it's apparently fratboy AU?

[thundersquall.livejournal.com]

FDSJHGHJDSJ NO, I NEVER WOULD SAY NO TO THAT. :Q____________

[meiface.livejournal.com]

holy fuck my life, I just wrote 2000 words of KiHae porn. HOW DID IT GET SO LONG?


Uh. You want it now...?

[thundersquall.livejournal.com]

..................

*GRABBY HANDS, TEARS YOU AND YOUR LJ AND YOUR COMM APART FOR IT*

(Also why are you so fucking fast, I love you)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/chineseink/111442.html

Yeah, idk how this came out so fast either. :/

[bitmoo.livejournal.com]

what. this OT4. is sort of. idk. awesome :D :D :D
I lol'ed at 'non-existent kibum' jokes :'D <3

There's another OT4 I'm dying to read fics of.. :(
Hanchul + Qmi.
...
wait a sec. scratch that.
make it Sihanchul + Qmi.
OT5.
Oh, this goes right to my b-day wishlist <3

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ahaha nonexistent!Kibum jokes always make me laugh...even if they make me T_T a little bit. Just a little.

Mmmm ShiHanChul/QMi isn't as hot to be as KiHae/QMi, idky. It's probably because I don't think anything can be hotter than KiHae, lololol.

[kiku-cha8-8.livejournal.com]

You are like a miracle worker *_______*

I was dying for some Kihae or someone x hae all throughout my finance class. *uses Kihae icon*

lol at Zhoumi and the ribbons. So girly XD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ahaha the world is kind of deprived of KiHae. :'( So tragic. It would help if you existed again, Kibum!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

WHAT. WHAT.

[vanillacat.livejournal.com]

/PITIES MI IDK

see, because, while kyubum are doing it, haemi need to do it at the same time. so mi will stop complaining! and plus they'll keep getting distracted by their own voyeurism :Db

[meiface.livejournal.com]

mmm haemi, this is never written, but I'd ship it. :D if I love one and I love the other, how can I have complaints about them together?

[vanillacat.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd never read Kyubum until you wrote it, so... 8D IT SHOULD/COULD HAPPEN. they could talk about their snarky boyfriends and how they get no love.

[papered.livejournal.com]

bawls OH MEI LMFAO, THIS WHOLE ENTRY.

♥ ♥ ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

i know you like it. :3

[skadihelias.livejournal.com]

I would ship that.







Seriously.