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baby, you have become my addiction

Hello, I am miserable and sick. :( I don't know how this happened but it is distressing how awful I feel. I have consigned myself to bed for the day to lie about uselessly, poke around online, and sleep a lot. I cannot write or find the energy to fangirl or even complain about how my car battery inexplicably died without any notice whatsoever. (I drove it fine one day, parked it, and returned the next day to find that it refused to start. Why, car, why would you do that to me? What have I ever done to you but love you tenderly? And this is how you repay me? I am not pleased.)

If you love me even a little bit, flist, would you kindly do any of the following:
- link me to fills you love on the kinkmeme! (or just rec me cute fics in any fandom, oh kradam, I miss you)
- write me something cute and fluffy or porny! (any fandom, I am desperate for something to distract me as I lie wasting away upon my ~~fainting couch~~ bed)
- rewatch the video of Tom Hardy exercising and take a moment to notice the stats: I loled at how the views and favorites all spiked in the past two days as this video passed its way through fandom (it was around 1500 views when I first saw it)

I had things to say about football (Spain and England winning their Euro '12 qualifers 4-0, Nando scoring twice, Defoe hat-trick, Hart on goal!) but... Most of y'all don't care. And I won't bore you with ramblings on my RL shenanigans involving Korean barbecues and Korean drinking games and Korean noraebang. You guys, I'm not even Korean. Why is any of that in my life?

I will resume rolling around looking piteous in bed now.

Those of you going to SM Town '10 in LA: have the time of your lives! ♥ See, I still think about kpop sometimes.

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Aw feel better. I'm sorry I can't link you to anything fandom freakin exploded at the same time that I started school so...

I was so happy seeing Nando back on form again! Hopefully he does the same thing on Tuesday without getting injured and at Anfield. Watching the Spain game made me realize how much I enjoy watching everyone on the team play together. Haha, the kpop thing, who were you into?

I was lucky and got about a month of awesome fandom before school started for me and now I am just resigned to the fact that I'm going to miss out on stuff because, oh god school.

Seriously, so pleased to see Nando playing well again! I don't think he's at top form yet but just compared to the WC, it is lovely to see. :D And while I love Spain and want them to do well, they have tons of other awesome players on the NT, so I kind of selfishly want Nando to take it easy so he can be in top form for Liverpool, haha.

Oh kpop, it took me over in late 2007 back before this big explosion of new groups. So it was Super Junior that had my attention for most of it!

(Because Korea knows how to party, and you know this is true.)

MEI :( FEEL BETTER SOON...! Possibly you are ill because your body has been under a lot of stress lately, but I am going to hope for the inverse option, which is that you have felt lousy lately because you have been getting sick-- and once you get better, you'll be operating at 1000% again!

A FRUIT BASKET. ♥ ♥ ♥

(I don't know if any of these are remotely familiar with you but we non-Koreans were forced to learn and participate in Baskin Robbins 31 and sam-yuk-ku and why do both of these games involve more thinking than originally believed? Probably because it is funnier to see people screw up that thinking once they're drunk, hmm. But I was either lucky or just supremely awesome because I managed to avoid alcohol all night, which probably makes me not as ill as I could otherwise be.

In other news: WE HAD SAMGEYOPSAL. It was delicious.)

ummm :( yeah, yesterday and today have not been super, but thank you for the fruit basket. ♥

BR31 is definitely a brain game, I mean, at least when it starts getting closer to the end, but 369 not so much, no? Then again---- even the slightest bit of thinking is too much thinking to mix with alcohol, hahaha. But GOOD, YOU AVOIDED THE DRINKING. NOW JUST STAY IN BED UNTIL YOU'RE BETTER. :(

Also

A cute baby!

well, it's all the counting you have to keep up with through the 30s! :( hard when you're tired, hard when you're drunk.

OH HELLO ADORABLE BABY. HE LOOKS HAPPY TO BE ALIVE, unlike me... oh my god, I want to cuddle him and pat his cheeks. :( :( :( Let me tell you the story of my trip to Seoul one time, and how my friend and I wandered around the streets without knowing any Korean and spoke between us of our great desire to steal all the cute, fat-cheeked, super-pale babies that were everywhere. Actually, that's kind of the story. It's pretty terrible.

"But you were there for a job, Eames," says Cobb. "I don't even understand how you had time to learn this."

"I needed to unwind somehow," says Eames. "College town, friendly students, alcohol, what's there to stop me?"

"So you got drunk with a bunch of Korean college students and picked up a drinking game," says Arthur. "How many virtuous young women did you end up impregnating?"

"Your fixation on my virility is well noted, Arthur," says Eames.

"Can we stop the flirting and get to the playing already," says Ariadne. "I just want to drink!"

"Midterms didn't go so well, huh?" asks Yusuf.

"Midterms never go well," says Ariadne, and broods into her cup.

"All right, so-- there are hand signals associated with each letter of the alphabet from A to D," says Eames. "Actually, by the end of the night, we went all the way to J, but I couldn't tell how many of those they were making up on the spot, and I don't think they could tell either, actually by then I don't think we could even move our hands, so that was kind of the end of the game--"

"Alcohol inside me," groans Ariadne.

"Christ, okay," says Eames, and demonstrates the hand motions one by one. "And whenever any member of the group makes the same gesture as the person whose turn it is, they get slapped on the backs of their hands, once for A, twice for B, and so on. And then they take as many shots as they've been slapped."

"This is going to ruin our capillaries," says Yusuf. "Also, it is going to be immensely fun."

It is immensely fun. Ariadne displays a disturbing talent at the game, doling out slaps to every member of the team, and though her hands are tiny and soft like the hands of an adorable Asian baby who is oh my god so adorable so adorable why are they all so adorable and chubby and can I pinch their cheeks!!!!!, she has a slap that stings with all the animosity of a spurned lover.

"C!" she shouts. "Oh-- damn, I guess that's it."

"You don't... you don't drink when your turn has ended," says Cobb.

"Well, at this rate, I'll go home perfectly sober," says Ariadne. "Then what's the point?"

"My turn, my turn," says Eames. "Okay-- here it goes-- A!"

Everyone shifts their hands into different shapes, except for Arthur, who still has his hands pressed together, much like the young lady in white in this picture which I have appropriated from Google images (http://www.travel4edu.com/korea/0203/baek/P1040078.JPG).

"Ah," says Eames.

"Oh, fine, okay," says Arthur. "Just my luck."

Eames grins and scoots in front of Arthur, peering at his hands, like he's looking for the perfect angle to maximize the pain. Arthur rolls his eyes.

"Prepare for agony," says Eames, and folds his hands on either side of Arthur's, about to raise them and swing them down.

But then his fingers twitch and-- they stay there, wrapped around Arthur's hands, skin against skin, and the circle grows silent as they look down wordlessly at Arthur's hands clasped in Eames'.

"What," begins Arthur.

"Arthur," says Eames, and lifts his eyes to lock with Arthur's, "will you marry me?"

"WHAT-------" shrieks Arthur, trying to inch away, but Eames has a death grip on his hands and he just ends up skidding against the floor, still caught fast.

"I just... when I put my hands on yours," says Eames, "I knew that this was it."

"OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE," yells Ariadne.

Oh, oh - what is this unexpected crackfic in my inbox!

I went from: "oh she is writing Korean drinking games" to "I don't understand how this game works, AM I DRUNK??" to "HAHAHA unexpected aside on the adorableness of babies, yes!" to "what is this picture-- *clicks* ROFL WHAT IS THIS PICTURE, what on earth did she put in as search terms?" to "mmmm Arthur's wrists, I have this newly discovered love of wrist-kisses, people should write this all the time--"

and then ended up somewhere along

"DID EAMES JUST PROPOSE?? WHAT JUST HAPPENED?"

...in conclusion, I love you. ♥!

WRISTS ARE VERY AROUSING, ARE THEY NOT

♥ ♥ ♥ feel better :(!!!

Ifrit, what do you eat for breakfast that makes you this persistently hilarious? I need to know ~~for research purposes~~!

Asian babies, Nance.

Dear lord, my ovaries, they started to sing at that picture.

this is my favorite ovary-exploding picture of all time. well, it is a go-to favorite, in any case:

LOOK AT THE BABY NOMMING ON THE PUPPY.

WHAT THE.

That is unfair. Now I can't do anything but stare and stare at that picture, omg.

I disavow all knowledge of the following schmoop.

This is the thing. By this point, Arthur can't begrudge Eames meeting his mom. He hadn't meant for it to happen, but he couldn't have predicted that his mom would drop by his apartment when Eames was still hanging around, and his mom was a smart lady -- when she saw Eames shirtless and making coffee in Arthur's kitchen, she put two and two together. Apparently that also involved Facebook-stalking Eames and finding out his number, wihch led to Eames and Arthur's mom having regular chats over the phone, which led -- in the winding and circular way that these things happen sometimes -- to Arthur's mom giving Eames a baby photo.

"Mom," Arthur says, "this is seriously going to destroy my professional credibility."

"You had to dress up as a clown for your last job, what professional credibility do you have?" his mother responds. "And that Eames is so charming. I think the two of you should get married and adopt South Asian orphans."

Arthur puts his hand over his eyes. "Just tell me which photo you gave him. Not the one of me naked on the rug, please not that one."

"What sort of parent do you think I am?" his mother scoffs. "I gave him the one of you naked on the rug trying to eat it." When Arthur protests, she adds, "Don't whine, dear. It's not like he hasn't seen your weenie before."

"Weenie," Arthur says. "God, Mom, you are the only person in the world who still calls it that." He hates how talking to his mother reduces him to the vocabulary of his sixteen-year-old self, yelling at her to stop borrowing his porn.

"My Arthur's weenie is a thing of beauty," his mother declares.

"Hold on, I'm getting a text message," Arthur says. He puts his mom on hold -- because he's a bad son, okay -- and looks at the message. It's from Eames, and there's a photo attached. He opens it with great reluctance.

It's a fuzzy, blurry, badly rendered picture of a baby. He doesn't recognize it, not that he knows a lot of babies to begin with.

He texts Eames back. what the hell?

He gets a reply in ten minutes, after he's finished his conversation with his mother. ran us thru one of those baby mashups. this is what our offspring will look like! <3 <3.

"Goddamnit," Arthur says.

Eames texts him again: i hear scientists in russia are trying to develop artificial wombs for men. y/n?.

Arthur's reply: go away.

Eames: :( :( :( this could be our child

Eames, ten seconds later: i sent pic to ur mother. she's buying the crib already. what do u think of yellow duckies?

Another ten seconds: i already know u like bearskin rugs.

Arthur turns off his phone entirely.

When he turns it on again, a safe five hours later, he finds thirty text messages. He idly flicks through them until he sees a splash of colour.

It's kind of cute, actually.

Not so much when, the next time he goes to Eames' apartment, he finds that Eames has already bought and set it up. Arthur wants to fold his hands over his womb just for the principle of it. Then he remembers that he doesn't have a womb. Goddamnit again.

"Think about the possibilities," Eames says, eyes bright and laughing. "It'll have my brains and your looks. I think that's better than the alternative, don't you?"

"Let's not discuss procreation until the third date," Arthur says. "And you're doing yourself a disservice," he adds because Eames is gorgeous and Arthur is clever, and it's no hardship at all to kiss him and shut him up.

adkghfj I-- I expected cuteness and schmoop, I DID NOT EXPECT PICTURES. OH MY GOD PICTURES OF BABIES AND RIDICULOUSLY ADORABLE RUBBER DUCKY DECORATIONS. And Arthur's mom, shameless in embarrassing him, and Eames and Arthur's lack of womb. I can't even deal with how much I want to squish this and cuddle it to me like that picture with the baby cuddling the dog. N, you are fabulous, even if my ovaries are all asploded now. ♥♥♥

"What sort of parent do you think I am?" his mother scoffs. "I gave him the one of you naked on the rug trying to eat it." When Arthur protests, she adds, "Don't whine, dear. It's not like he hasn't seen your weenie before."

I...may be crying tears here, thank you. hahaha oh god.

I'm glad you liked it! ♥♥♥

I actually went to one of those baby mashup sights and morphed Tom Hardy and JGL together, but the resulting baby picture was too blurry for me to want to include. :(

hahahaha oh my god did you really? I saw those all over ontd_fb during the WC (kind of a random place for it?) but that is hilarious. Was it a cute baby or was it too blurry to tell?

Too blurry, sadly.

Now people on the site are going to be like, who the hell is this chick who kept on trying to make a love child between Inception actors? :D

HAHAHAHAHAHA eames incepted arthur with a womb

This was the epitome of adorableness! There are so many hilarious lines, and the story as a whole is a joyous bundle of schmoop. I love it! Arthur's mom being amazing and Eames' plans for the future! (BABIES!) ♥

♥♥

FEEL BETTER SOON, MEI!

I...sadly have nothing to offer right now, but I will try to write something cute/fluffy/porny for you!

THANK YOU, I WILL ENDEAVOR TO. I am listlessly clicking through the kinkmeme prompts looking for something I might be inspired to write for

help_pakistan, but mostly I am finding things I want other people to write...

Your ham story filled me with delight! (And hunger!) ♥♥ I would love anything you might be able to throw together.

/holds you and generally rolls around making soup and tea and such for you. from afar. ♥

did you know merlin big bangs are out? some of them are really amazing, especially this 85k epic i read, you should check them out, take a break from inception. :) did you watch carra's testimonial? i forgot to /bad fan owait technically not a fan. i wanted to know if they booed judas. and n'awww, xabi's tweet about it.

nando is looking spectacularly pretty lately /random.

this song is half-relevant and might cheer you up. :DD

feel better soon, bb. ♥

ooh I did not know they were out! but it would be a good break from Inception, agreed. I will go investigate if the have any lovely modern day AUs because, for some reason, I hate the Arthurian legends... Why I still read for that fandom, I'm not sure, haha.

I didn't watch Carra's testimonial either. :( But I hope no one booed Owen because Carra specifically invited him and even asked the fans to not boo him and it would be nice if that were honored on his big day. I read the Stevie interview on Carra and it was so sweet. ♥♥ OH THESE GUYS. Liverpool has evidently actually earned its spot in my heart.

/cuddles you close. TY for the song, bb. ;~;

...tell me about the football, mei. or, you know, roll around piteously getting well in bed.

also I think you should read all of

addandsubtract's fic. >:

You will not enjoy talking to me this weekend, Mishy. :( I am full of whining and gloom and doom; it is not my finest hour, I can tell you that already. But I will try to be productive this weekend too!

...I remember reading her kpop stuff ages ago and it was, idk, soul-destroying? Are her things less depressing now?

))): I am also available for general therapy and being a listening ear ♥ productivity involves picking yourself up too, not just writing or producing things.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well it depends on what you read! she wrote this road-trip fic (http://addandsubtract.livejournal.com/49966.html#cutid1) that is lovely! and also a band au (http://addandsubtract.livejournal.com/53101.html#cutid1), and a star trek au (http://addandsubtract.livejournal.com/52309.html#cutid1). those are the less depressing ones! I JUST LOVE MADDY'S WRITING A LOT, MEI, OMG YOU RLY OUGHT TO GIVE IT A CHANCE.

:O okay I will give her things a shot! Though maybe not today because today I need a break from Inception and I will focus on my schoolwork and such. Though I may go bitch a little on the RL journal.

ANYWAY. Yes. Hmmmmmm. I think I may have to stop by school today, how unfortunate.

okay! (I'm totally reading that Merlin fic someone linked up there XD) jiayou, mei!!

ew, isn't it a sunday? >>>: *pats*

not the kink meme you're thinking of, but here, have some merlin/arthur! (http://community.livejournal.com/kinkme_merlin/15563.html?thread=13509835#t13509835)

sending you ♥, bb. I hope you feel better soon, <33 squishes.

anything is lovely, ty! I need a break from Inception fandom as it is haha. /squishes back

I JUST READ THAT FIC AND IT WAS SUPER CUTE ♥ You should rec me more Merlin :3

omg mei why are there babies all over the comments in your post IT'S KILLING ME.
shdkgfjhs i hope you feel better soon bb D: *sends lots of tea your way*

so have a picture (http://i.imgur.com/ZoPCt.jpg) and kradam fic (but of course. hopefully you haven't read them): a (http://archiveofourown.org/collections/yuletide/works/37467) b (http://community.livejournal.com/queenbitchfest/9118.html) c (http://honey-wheeler.livejournal.com/97310.html) d (http://solarcat05.livejournal.com/20414.html) e (http://community.livejournal.com/aiholidaybash/12431.html#cutid1) and a crossover with merlin! (http://archiveofourown.org/works/34354?view_adult=true)

and uhh, have adam (http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz19/ninni1/20CB-Indianapolis4.gif) writhing too. (http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww212/mandyloucon/6fs2ft.gif)

FEEL BETTER SOON BB. ;;

well, I cannot die of the overload of cuteness by myself - it must be shared!

TY bb, I am drinking a lot of tea and water and feeling better than yesterday. Going to make some pasta for dinner right now, how exciting! and aksdhg as always, thank you for coming to the rescue with Kradam and Adam and the _skating OTP I don't ship but can appreciate vicariously through you anyway. 8D ♥♥

*hugs* stupid sickness. Always comes at terrible times.

Hmm. You probably have read every Inception fic I have, so... how about Sherlock fucking John (http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/2262.html?thread=2760662#t2760662) against the window? :D

ooh always appreciative of recs, especially Sherlock. I have no idea how to look for fic in that fandom haha so I rely on recs and bookmarks. Thank you!

The kink meme is still going strong and AO3 has some nice ones as well as a starter. Or, search delicious for "sherlock recs" if all else fails.

hehe for now I think I will just rely on your and another friend's delicious recs. :D I trust your taste.

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