i would like to tune his fucking guitar

[meitachi]

ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL. YOU WERE WARNED THAT I ABUSED CAPSLOCK AND EMBEDDED VIDEOS, WEREN'T YOU? (One day we'll do a proper intro post, all y'all who are randomly lurking and reading me - I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, HI!)

SO, HERE, THIS WILL MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE. TY ch_ar_me, WHO FLAILED ABOUT IT ON TWITTER.

FLIST, HAVE YOURSELF SOME JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT ON A GUITAR, SAYING "FUCKING", AND SINGING LADY GAGA'S BAD ROMANCE.

I MIGHT HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY ORGASMED. MAYBE. OKAY, DEFINITELY.

Seriously, you guys. I don't think much of his singing abilities and he is not on Tom Hardy's level of ridiculously unreal, HOW ARE YOU REAL for me, BUT OH MY GOD THE THINGS HE CAN DO TO MY HORMONES. It's surreal, because the last time I paid attention to him, he was tiny and in 3rd Rock from the Sun. When did he grow up into this.

I mean -- the guitar, and his attitude, and the way he is all up in that mic like he knows it wants his mouth on it, AND HELLO. HELLO, FRENCH. HI.

ETA: FRENCH SPEAKERS, HE CHANGES THE FRENCH PART. TELL ME, DOES HE SAY "I want your love, and I want to fuck you... I want your love, and I don't mind after" AS YOUTUBE COMMENTS SAY HE DOES, OR NOT?
ETA 2: IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT HE IS, INDEED, BEING RIDICULOUSLY VULGAR IN FRENCH. \o/

Comments

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

MY HORMONES HAVE BEEN ALL OVER THE PLACE TONIGHT WHAT WITH JGL SAYING FUCKING AND ONE PICSPAM OF HOT MEN SOME OF WHOSE NAMES I DON'T EVEN KNOW AND THEN WITH ADAM MAKING OUT WITH JAKE SHEARS (HIS HAND ON JAKE'S THROAT FUCKING SLAYS ME, MEI. HE IS SUCH A TOP I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF ANYMORE. I WANT HIM MAKING OUT WITH BOYS FOREVER.) AND I ACTUALLY NEED TO GO CRASH IF I DON'T WANT TO FEEL DEAD LATER BUT I WILL CAPSLOCK AT YOU MORE IN THE MORNING.

ALSO JGL IN 3RDROCK WAS MY FAVORITE. I LOVED HIS HAIR. IT BAFFLES ME THAT HE'S SO HOT NOW. HE'S LIKE THAT GEEKY CLASSMATE FROM GRADESCHOOL I TOOK FOR GRANTED WHO SUDDENLY BLOSSOMED LIKE A FLOWER. A FREAKING FLOWER.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I DON'T KNOW HOW JGL WOULD FEEL ABOUT BEING COMPARED TO A FLOWER, OR MAYBE YOUR CLASSMATE IS THE ONE WHO WOULD BE DUBIOUS ABOUT BEING COMPARED TO A FLOWER.

IDK, MEL, IDK. I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP WATCHING THIS VIDEO AND THINKING SMUTTY OBSCENE THOUGHTS ABOUT JGL. AT LEAST HE IS LEGAL, JESUS.

OH ADAM. OH ADAM. GOD EVERY TIME YOU MENTION HIM, I'M ALL NEED KRADAM FIC, STAT. I WILL GO HUNT NOW. Spain doesn't play for another hour or so, that is time to kill with Kradam fic!

[2naonh3-cl2.livejournal.com]

I love that when I play that song on my guitar, I bring it down to my classic rock roots...he plays it like he is definitely of the punk rock/alt. rock/grunge generation. Interesting. Also, interesting to note, Mei, did you notice that the way he is tapping out the beat with his feet kinda makes him look like he's humping his guitar, when he gets into the music? :P I do that too...but I find him much more interesting to watch play guitar. ^o~

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Maybe rewatching this will help you feel better? :D ♥

GOD, JGL, WHAT IS HE EVEN-- I don't care at all for his singing, hahaha, but the overall presentation is just unf enough that I don't really care. It's all in his cocky little smile and attitude and, SURE, HUMPING HIS GUITAR. THAT WORKS TOO.

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CAPSLOCK OKAY.

OH FUCK. WHAT IS THAT BOY. I CANNOT EVEN.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

RIGHT, RIGHT. OH MY GOD, SMIRK AT ME SOME MORE, YOU COCKY MOTHERFUCKERRR.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

why is it so hot when they swear? why? .____.!!!

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

question: from where does your AWESOME ICON originate? i am mesmerised by it.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

:D It is by siriuslyyellow, who has more gif icons of awesome!

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

I want to smish you, JGL. You are so fucking adorable.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ADORABLE? OR MINDBLOWINGLY DOUCHEY, IN THE BEST WAYS? His vulgar French has been confirmed, I am rolling about in ridiculous glee.

[kusarinokokoro.livejournal.com]

THAT IS WHAT HE SAYS IN THE FRENCH. OMG I LOLED.
And he used a really like vulgar version of "fuck" too |D
JGL is the winner of the day.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SCREAMING OKAY. SCREAMING IN GLEE. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG ASLKDGHFJD <33333 HOW DELICIOUS, I CAN'T STAND IT.

♥!!! Thank you for confirming! /rolls in glee

[myricarubra.livejournal.com]

I don't like French all that much usually, but JGL being all Je veux ton amour, and je veux te baiser-- makes me swoon. And have really strong feelings. And generally be all faint of heart.

He also has excellent growling skills!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I have never been anything remotely close to a Francophile, but this fandom is doing its best to change that. Well, I still don't adore French or anything, BUT, MY, I DO ENJOY IT WHEN HOT MEN ARE BEING VULGAR IN IT.

He can growl at me and pin me against a wall anytime he'd like.

[darkunicorna.livejournal.com]

HI. UHM. SO cherrybina HAS ALREADY LINKED TO YOU TWICE AND I MAY ALREADY LOVE YOU JUST FOR THOSE TWO POSTS.

I MAY ALSO LOVE YOU FOR YOUR LOVE OF KPOP

Basically, can I friend you so I can keep track of your RIDICULOUS AMAZINGNESS?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

HELLO. YOU CAN TOTALLY FRIEND ME. MAYBE I WILL...MAKE A POST LIKE BINA'S ABOUT STUFF I LIKE. (HOT GUYS, PORN, HOT GUYS DOING PORN-- HUH. So basically her post c/p-ed over here except maybe with less shoe-fetish, because buying shoes is hard for me. Woe.)

CAVEAT: MANY TIMES I POST ABOUT BORING THINGS OR THINGS THAT ARE NOT INCEPTION! And I am almost entirely out of kpop nowadays hahaha but my flist keeps me vaguely (vaguely!) in touch. Anyway, totally cool to friend or read or comment or whatever!

[suxing.livejournal.com]

SO BASICALLY, THIS ENTIRE POST MAKES ME RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY BECAUSE ALKDFSJLKAJLDKSJLKJS OH JGL, TALK TO ME MORE IN FRENCH~~

ALSO, I MISS YOU BB~ :( HOPEFULLY BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR LAW SCHOOL AND ME AND MY LEIF WE WILL BE ABLE TO CATCH UP SOMETIME SOON. ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I'M FREE ALL AFTERNOONS EXCEPT THURSDAY, SO WHENEVER YOU ARE FREE, CALL OR TEXT. I sleep early at night though. ;__; Or I need to work on that, augh. But let me know how you arrree. ♥

We can flail about JGL, always! (He's not only talking to you in French, he is hitting on you (sort of crassly) in French. lol) Or Tom Hardy. Oh Tom Hardy.

OR FOOTBALL. LOUISE, SPAIN, THEIR FRIENDLY AGAINST ARGENTINA RN. THEY ARE DOWN BY THREE. WHAT HAPPENED. MY HEART, MY HEART. </3

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

omfg 8D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ISN'T THIS RIDICULOUS AND AMAZING? YES, OBVIOUSLY YES.

[intomorning.livejournal.com]

I, too, don't think too much of JGL's singing (I am mean), BUT WHY IS HE SO RIDICULOUS(LY HOT)? LOOK AT HIM, PLAYING THE GUITAR. HE'S ALL, "I'M ROCKIN' THIS & DON'T YOU FORGET IT." !!!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

haha it's okay, I don't either. I like his voice, mm, growly and low, but his singing doesn't hit off my kinks like Adam and Kris and...others. STILL, THAT PRESENTATION IS ALL ABOUT THE ATTITUDE AND HOW HOT HE IS, OH GOD.

Maaaann he really is such a hipster douche, Sarah, AND YET I LOVE HIM. HOW DOES THIS WORK.

[ladyvader.livejournal.com]

Hi.

I Love You... well you & Cherrybina ;P

right, that was as sedate as I could be...

HOLY JEESY CHREESY - THAT WAS ACTUALLY HOTTER THAN TOM HARDY TALKING ABOUT WAKING NAKED NEXT TO DUDE HE'D APPARENTLY SHAGGED AT GUNPOINT!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*iz ded from mental humping*

Also WHEREOHWHEREISTHATSCREENCAPFROM???????????

Umm is it ok if I obsessively stalk you now??

[meiface.livejournal.com]

So Bina is responsible for all this new traffic, aha! Now I know.

hahaha I seriously cannot talk about what Tom Hardy does to me, because I just cannot believe he is real, with those ridiculous myspace photos and then that utter profound eloquence in interviews and, oh god, I don't know anything about acting but his roles have blown me away, okay. JGL, I JUST...

JGL, HE IS A BALL OF HIPSTER DOUCHE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO LICK ALL OVER. JGL is all about the hormone engagement for me, nngh.

The "I think about fucking you all the time" gif is from JGL's "The Lookout"!

And it is totally okay to hang out around my journal. It's public and for flailing anyway! :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

...no hormones? D: CICI TIME FOR A TMI SHARING SESSION; WHAT TURNS YOU ON IF THIS DOESN'T?

[lil-blossom.livejournal.com]

Oh Mei, you're so cute ::squishes you::

I, uh, lack hormones or something.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps your hormones are just pointed at different things! :3 Or perhaps I just have an...excess of them... haha

I need an outlet from law school! That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

[regicidaldwarf.livejournal.com]

YOU'VE SEEN HIM SING NATURAL WOMAN, RIGHT? AND SOME SONG ALL IN FRENCH? IT IS KIND OF AMAZING.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I HAVE. I'VE SEEN BOTH. Oh JGL, why are you like this? He does it just to fuck with us; he totally knows what he's doing. In the Bad Romance video, you can totally see his little smirky squint when he whispers "you know that I want you, you know that I need you". What a jerk.

[papered.livejournal.com]

LOL HI MEI :333

THIS IS ME ROLLING AT YOUR ADORABLE !!!ING, :33. hohoho!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

at least I am entertaining while I !!! ):

UGH I AM SO TIRED AND BORED RIGHT NOW AUGH SCHOOL MAKES ME TOO TIRED FOR FANDOM. /rolls

[herocountry.livejournal.com]

MEI NOOOOOO I AM STARTING TO LIKE HIM LESS

[meiface.livejournal.com]

did you watch him singing natural woman? OH MY GOD TORI I'M SO BORED, I SPENT THE ENTIRETY OF TODAY BORED OF ALL FANDOM EVER. so unmotivated........... I miss you on the internets. ):