you don't have to comment on this post!

[meitachi]

...because all of my comment replies are going to be "Oh my fucking god TOM HARDY!!!" Fair warning.

THIS IS NOT A REAL POST. (I didn't mean to post today /o\ augh.) I'M NOT HERE--I AM WATCHING TENNIS, OKAY, AND READING CLEX FIC, AND YOU'LL GET A LONG RAMBLING THING ABOUT ME TOMORROW OR SATURDAY SOMETIME. I AM TIRED. (SPOILER: I AM ALWAYS TIRED.)

I JUST HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SHRIEK ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE TOM HARDY.

While JGL is unquestionably amazingly attractive, I cannot lie: I am so much more attracted to Tom fucking Hardy. (New pictures and OMFG HE LOOKS SO GOOD.) It's more than just his looks, though. It's also his ridiculous douchey fratboy personality offset by his amazing soft-spoken thoughtfulness regarding acting, his thoughts about self and about others, the way he accidentally calls people darling, the fact that he loves dogs (and cats??) and had a sordid past and takes on amazing roles and smokes cigars (??) and has stupid tattoos in different languages and likes big guns and is shameless about his (damned fine) bdoy and doesn't think people should make gender stereotypes about people who are gay AND ALSO HIS THING FOR SHOES and how he is so fidgety and spacey and utterly ridiculous-- So, like. I love him, yeah?

All JGL's got to offer me is hipster-douche pretentiousness (I love him for it though) and his cocky I-know-you-want-me attitude.* WELL, PLUS HOW HOT HE LOOKS IN SUITS. IT'S TRUE, JGL, I'D LET YOU PIN ME TO A WALL AND HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME. But I'd go home with T-Hard and make him breakfast in the morning (or let him make me breakfast??) and spend the day after (and the day after that) with him. No contest.

* DISCLAIMER: I KNOW JGL HAS A LOT MORE THAN THIS GOING FOR HIM, I DO, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME FOR BEING DISMISSIVE RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE THIS POST IS ABOUT MY PROVERBIAL HARD-ON FOR TOM HARDY, OKAY? OKAY.



So I might be biased... I HAVE A TYPE, I GUESS?

This type is the next big thing! Seriously, how is he real?



I want to eat him up with a spoon. :( This post doesn't even has pics of his bare ass or of him with his son. That's because it's not real and I'm not here, I'm watching tennis. VAMOS RAFA.

Comments

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

MEI MEI I AM COMMENTING ON THIS POST EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH. OH GOD. Okay, so I said a couple weeks ago that I was going to have to hold off on forming an opinion on Tom Hardy until I could figure out how to process him, but THAT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. THE PROCESSING I MEAN. I just cannot even figure out what to do with that boy. ALL I KNOW IS THAT I LOVE HIM. I LOVE HIM SO VERY MUCH AND I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT.

I am working on a Tom Hardy picspam to go along with the JGL one, and as I scour the internet for pics of him, I just keep saying WHAT IS HE EVEN. I just... do not have the words.

BUT HERE IS THE THING: HE IS NOT MY TYPE. NOT EVEN CLOSE. PHYSICALLY SPEAKING HE COULD NOT BE FURTHER FROM MY TYPE, YET EVERY DAY I FALL FOR HIM A LITTLE MORE. So it seems as though even though I will never understand what he is, I'm gonna love him anyway ♥♥♥

ALSO I NEED MORE T-HARD ICONS D:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

seriously, the more you learn about him THE MORE RIDICULOUS HE BECOMES. BUT RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME.

oh god Bina, once I thought I had a type, but I don't know what happened to it. I DON'T EVEN CARE, JUST THROW ALL THE RIDICULOUSLY HOT AND ATTRACTIVE MEN OF ALL TYPES AT ME.

oh my god TOM HARDY!!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ETA: SO PEOPLE KEPT TALKING ABOUT HURRICANE EARL AND IT KEPT TRENDING ON TWITTER AND I KEPT SNICKERING TO MYSELF.

/COOL STORY BRO

[2naonh3-cl2.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahaha. You are ridiculous. Have you finally watched Stuart?

Also, we need to talk. You need to tell me how to say these names so I don't fuck up when I podfic Inception. Enjoy your tennis, I am not finding anything interesting to read atm.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

NO, I'M SAVING IT FOR THE WEEKEND. Hopefully I'll be blissed out so when I finish Stuart I will not want to kill myself/drown myself in tears as horribly. :(

Okay, call me anytime after noon tomorrow or this weekend! :)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

HE'S AMAZING--

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

HE LOOKS OUT FOR WOMEN'S SHOES AS;FDS'LFLG

[meiface.livejournal.com]

TOM HARDY, BE MY BOYFRIEND :( :( :(

[regicidaldwarf.livejournal.com]

JGL makes me feel like a hysterical 15 year old screaming at a Beatle's concert or something ridiculous like that. Tom Hardy is the kind of guy I want to drag into my apartment and snuggle with for hours. Seriously how is he real. And why do I not have any icons of him.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Oh god your icon. JGL just looks so delicious, but yeah, hot one night stand (or random sporadic hook-ups) but Tom Hardy-- I have never said "how is he real" so many times about anyone until him. Unbelievable.

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

lol i remember when you made flailposts like this about donghae xD *follows links*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hehe I know. I still love him! Weirdly my taste has turned almost entirely to non-Asians lately? In my real life too. I wonder why... /muses

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

I want to clutch this post to my bosom and snuggle it heartily. Even if it doesn't exist.

I have a friend who needs educating on the joy of Tom Hardy and I think this post has inspired me to create an epic picspam tomorrow so that she will be convinced of his wonder.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD PLEASE DO. AND THEN LINK ME. The world could stand another 13545 picspams of Tom Hardy. And then a few more after that. Everyone should be exposed to how brilliant and utterly ridiculous he is.

[herocountry.livejournal.com]

TOM HARDY ~__________________________________~ seriously, jgl who?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Ikr. :( My flist keeps going JGL!!! and I go "WOW HE'S SO HOT, HE SHOULD FUCK ME" and then promptly forget about him because OH MY FUCKING GOD TOM HARDY!!

[xsharetheworld.livejournal.com]

The only thing I learned from this is that he's had sexual relations with men. Oh baby.

A Supernatural icon is relevant.

(http://pt-br.tinypic.com?ref=5kj781)

[xsharetheworld.livejournal.com]

LOL Am I the only one in here besides you and Donghae/Kibum and HeeChul and ms. Yoona over there with k-pop icons?

LET ME TAKE OVER. :D

(http://pt-br.tinypic.com?ref=339hgr7)

[papered.livejournal.com]

HI MEI.

I JUST SAT DOWN EARLIER AND WENT THROUGH LIKE, 15 ARTHUR/EAMES FICS. EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T LINK ME TO THEM, I STILL BLAME EVERYTHING ON YOU.

ATM I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR JGL *___*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

oh my flist, OH MY FLIST, WHY DO YOU ALL NOT APPRECIATE THE AWESOME OF TOM HARDY. I guess it is understandable, JGL is very attractive and in a way that is...easier to access? IDK. I started off all eyes for JGL too. I WONDER HOW TOM HARDY SNEAKED UP ON ME.

BTW LIZ, I NOW HAVE AN ICON FOR ROLLING. /katamari!!

[papered.livejournal.com]

... btw. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A PHOTO OF EAMES WHERE HE IS NOT IN A VERY-WEIRD-LOOKING-WHEN-CROPPED-OUT POSITION??? .... all the promo pics I've seen are either a.) HE LOOKS WEIRD WHEN CROPPED OUT or b.) HE IS IN VERY FADED LIGHTING. ):!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I...have saved no pictures for Inception hahaha. Isn't it terrible? But I had way too many kpop pics saved so i was like "ehhh so lazy about saving pictures". There don't seem to be very many pics of Eames...lots more of Tom Hardy though! Just google him or go through tumblrs. :D Tumblrs are super helpful.

[delocalised.livejournal.com]

have to say, there's something about him that appeals to me a lot more than jgl. :') might be because i prefer manly men to pretty boys, but it's just his entire attitude. yum. ty for posting this. ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

yeeees, I think that is it. I used to have a thing for pretty boys (hi, kpop) but I started drifting away from that (my gradual excitement over arms-and-thighs-of-sex hahaha) and Western fandoms provide that so much more. Mmm.

So yeah, JGL is pretty, but Tom Hardy is just...sex from his head to his toes and all his ridiculousness contained between.

[darkunicorna.livejournal.com]

HIII I COULDN'T TELL IF YOU WANTED A COMMENT OR NOT, LOL, BUT HERE HAVE ONE ANYWAY

I LOVE THEM BOTH, OKAY. They're oh so so different, THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER, so I love them for different reasons.

JGL IS THE PERFECT PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER, OKAY. I may or may not secretly really like hipsters, but ONLY SOMETIMES. AND MOST OF THOSE SOMETIMES ARE JGL.

And THARD is just so badass AND SUCH A NICE AND WONDERFUL AND GOODHEARTED PERSON AT THE SAME TIME. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE.

AND COMBINED THEY'D MAKE THE MOST PERFECT PERSON EVER.

YEAH. OKAY. SORRY. *hides*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahahaha oh my god I hate hipsters so much, so much, it is probably why JGL will never climb into my heart like T-Hard, he will only be able to fuck with my hormones. But god I do love him.

T-Hard just........ There are no words.

[temperance-k.livejournal.com]

... I think I remember lurking around back when you were into K-Pop. Oh God, the ridiculousness that Super Junior could inspire.

Now that that creepiness is out of the way, I wanted to thank you for your not-post, because none of my friends see the joy of Tom Hardy. >: I can't even get them to appreciate his lips, let alone his AMAZING BRAIN and REALITY-DEFYING BEING. Maybe this post will show them the light. *Mems!*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

oh my god, I don't know what kind of feelings to have about that. I can never fully regret a fandom I gave 2.5 years of my life to-- but, but it is behind me now, other than wayward nostalgia and occasional indulgence.

WHY DO YOUR FRIENDS NOT ENJOY TOM HARDY? :( EVERYONE SHOULD REVEL IN THE KIND OF JOY HE BRINGS. He is just so... unreal. Too fantastic to be real! I, too, hope they see the light! And if ever you feel lonely, you can always come shout at me about how amazing he is, because I am always up for that. In fact, I get a little desperate for that too, sometimes, when my flist is falling over JGL and I'm all "B-BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT T-HARD-- D:"

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

and my "....how did i not see this post before now, i... what" reaction just led me to discover that LIVEJOURNAL IS NOT TRACKING YOUR JOURNAL. WTF LIVEJOURNAL, I AM SUPPOSED TO BE TRACKING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS THING.

*hits the button a million fucking times*

god, god, GOD, MEI, TOM HARDY, I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT HIM. LIKE. I JUST. CAN'T EVEN COPE WITH HIM. also yesterday i seriously spent half an hour blathering to myrafur over IHOP pancackes about his tattoos, and PNut, and how he thinks he'd do okay in prison if the whole borderline mega-stardom thing ever fell through, OH MY ACTUAL GOD. MEI. MEIIIII. TOM HARDY, MEI. TOM HARDY.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

alskdghf at first I was like WHY ARE PEOPLE COMING TO THIS POST? IT IS OLD. Then I realized Bina linked it. hahaha incoherent explosion of love for Tom Hardy. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT ALREADY SEE HOW AMAZING HE IS? -- also mm IHOP pancakes sound delicious.

It's like...the more he talks (and exists), the more we realize just how paradoxical and contrary and fantastic and unreal he is. He should probably stop soon, before the world implodes.

EXCITED TO WATCH EVERYTHING HE IS IN FROM NOW ON. Slowly working my way through stuff he's been in already. ♥

[zeto.livejournal.com]

What is this? I don't even---

Seriously, I've only gotten four hours of sleep, and I wake up to THIS? I MUST BE DREAMING. Nnnnnngh.....

[zeto.livejournal.com]

;-; I need this man in my life. SO bad.