it's somewhat of a rhetorical question by now

[meitachi]

Okay, okay, I wasn't going to post today but I just had to get this out for 2naonh3_cl2, who doesn't get why I (and many of y'all) run around shouting "HOW IS HE REAL" with regards to Tom Hardy. So this is another imaginary non-existent post!


Just compare this (eta: or this):


(9:07:16 PM) 宋。: SCREAMS
(9:07:16 PM) 宋。: LMFAO WHAT THE HELL LSDKGHSLEIHGSLEIHGSLEIHGSLIEGH
(9:07:16 PM) 宋。: I WANT TO DIE LOOKING AT THIS LMFAO WHAT
(9:07:33 PM) chasing cities。: HE ENJOYS CAMWHORING IN THE BATHROOM, IDEK

with this:



...HOW DOES ONE PERSON CONTAIN SUCH...RIDICULOUSNESS.

And, yes, I know all people are complex and often paradoxical! I just feel like Tom Hardy is a rather extreme (AND AWESOME, AND RIDICULOUS) example of it. Also mind-bending in that he can make things that usually make me go DNW (e.g., pornstache, chest hair, thick necks, lmfao doucheyness) and make me go TAKE ME AGAINST A WALL OR GENTLY IN A BED, AND LET US CUDDLE FOREVER AFTERWARDS.


(9:08:53 PM) chasing cities。: that gif - i want cuddling and kisses T____T
(9:12:18 PM) 宋。: ugh whatever >:(
(9:12:18 PM) 宋。: tom hardy just makes me want to die >:(

Look at that. Just look at that! Smiles and kisses and playful nips and cuddling-- I want that.

Tom Hardy, how are you real? :(

Comments

[herocountry.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY HE OFFENDS ME >:(

[meiface.livejournal.com]

WITH HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM? (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8cq3qjebA1qd0a2o.gif) :(

[hoyah.livejournal.com]

xD lolling so hard at you

[meiface.livejournal.com]

WHERE ARE MY CUDDLES, MAI? :(

though weirdly, while I have like a gazillion Donghae pics saved, I haven't saved any of T-Hard. I just...post them online...

[lil-blossom.livejournal.com]

::pats your head::

[meiface.livejournal.com]

;_; he makes me incoherent! and capslocky!

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

I FEEL LIKE THAT FIRST PICTURE JUST LEAPT OUT AND ATTACKED MY RETINAS.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

haha THAT IS WHY IT'S UNDER A CUT. CLICK THE ONE I LINKED TOO OMFG. WHAT.

also! Isn't it late? WHY ARE YOU AWAKE?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I'm actually in the middle of downloading that show! 8D We'll see how I like it. But akdlghf the cuddling, I want.

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

I AM SCREAMING WITH GLEE RIGHT NOW, MEI. PLEASE MORE IMAGINARY TOM HARDY POSTS.

Just. He is beyond ridiculous sometimes, but so pretty it HURTS.

(http://s657.photobucket.com/albums/uu292/cherrybina/THard/?action=view&current=tumblr_l95v3itC5p1qd8ysx-1.png)

HURT ME AGAIN, T-HARD. HURT ME SO GOOD.

[papered.livejournal.com]

...... o-o-omg, that's such a pretty photo..... ;______________;

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OH BINA, I SERIOUSLY CANNOT DEAL WITH HIM (http://fuckyeahtomhardy.tumblr.com/photo/1280/984076688/1/tumblr_l7gzbfcULA1qchigw). ♥♥!!

[papered.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD IS THAT HIM WEARING A LAMPSHADE.

>:||| GOD MY LIFE. HOW DARE HE.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahahaha YES HE IS. SEE? RIDICULOUS.

AND YET SO AMAZING. UGH. /cuddles

[intomorning.livejournal.com]

OMG, WHAT IS THIS CONTRAST BETWEEN THE FIRST PICTURE AND THE SECOND PICTURE? /FLAIL

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT? A LIVING PARADOX. OF AWESOME.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

HE EXISTS IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND ONLY VISITS OURS. :O

PENROSE TOM HARDY

[meiface.livejournal.com]

He is wearing a lampshade on his head.

HE PUTS ON A COWBOY HAT AND SAYS SHIT LIKE THIS:

“Its funny I spend a lot of time on this one having to prove that I can actually act and arguing my point to do my job i dnt think they trust that if left to my own devises I will turn in a performance that will be worthy but they seem to think I think 2 much and make things 2 complic8d. There are a lot of big tough men and macho shit going on here. I wonder if it is my issues with my own courage and inability to find a languague with the tough guys that is the problem, but I cant lie to myself if I think theres a waft of the turd in the air? Everybody can be so nice til you raise your hand and ask… why? So do I let the boys intimidate me put me off my game or do I intimid8 them a little when I flag up questions or disagree with the swaggering bravado or a distinct lack of intelligent thought instinct and my disdain of manipulation and courage must Me speak my fears else they consume me. For I am a gay cowboy and the token oddball on this movie my place in the pack is a runt amongst these fighting men”

“Then back 2 being a gay cowboy x”

HOW DOES HE-- HOW IS HE-- /brain explosion

[liketheroad.livejournal.com]

See! YOU ARE AWESOME. And so is Tom Hardy.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahah I AM STEALING THARD'S GLORY. MAY SOME OF HIS SHINE REFLECT ONTO ME. /preens

adglkhf no, seriously, he destroys me. ♥

[darkunicorna.livejournal.com]

OOOOH MY GOD I CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH THIS POST. I CANNOT DEAL WITH TOM HARDY.

ESPECIALLY THE GIVING MONEY TO THE HOMELESS IN CANADA OMGGGGGG

OMGGGGGGGG

WHOEVER LIKE. ISN'T COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH HIM. I WANT TO ASK THEM HOW. WHY. HOW.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. HOW CAN ANYONE NOT BE SWAYED INTO THE SIDE OF LIGHT TOM HARDY? HE IS JUST-- UNREAL. UNREAL.

I wonder if he knows the kinds of feelings he inspires in so many fangirls hahaha.

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

THIS POST JUST HIT ME LIKE A BUS.

A LOVE BUS.

TOM HARDY TOM HARDY TOM HARDY. IMMA GONNA PACK UP MY BAGS AND JUST FOLLOW HIM EVERYWHERE, LIKE A SPECK OF DUST IN THE FACE OF HIS AWESOMENESS.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

WE SHALL ALL TAG ALONG AFTER HIM, CHEERING HIS EVERY MOVE AND BREATH AND AWFUL SELCA (http://tomhardy.org/?page_id=100) AND HE WILL KNOW OF OUR LOVE AND MAYBE LOWER HIMSELF OCCASIONALLY TO GRANTING US SEXUAL FAVORS, OR ALLOW US TO GRANT HIM SEXUAL FAVORS.

ALSO CUDDLES.

/flustered forever

[2naonh3-cl2.livejournal.com]

I know you don't get that I don't get it...and I'm sorry to say that I really really don't get it. :( People have layers. His layers are awesome and amazing and other words that I should be using in order to show off my expensive education, but that is what he is. He is real. :3

And I heart him.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Well I suppose as long as you heart him, the rest doesn't matter. THAT IS THE IMPORTANT BIT. ♥

[danacias.livejournal.com]

things that usually make me go DNW (e.g., pornstache, chest hair, thick necks, lmfao doucheyness) and make me go TAKE ME AGAINST A WALL OR GENTLY IN A BED, AND LET US CUDDLE FOREVER AFTERWARDS

I feel you've just captured THard's presence in one glorious (partially-quoted) sentence. I applaud you.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

He really just exists to make us doubt everything we held true about ourselves, doesn't he? :( AND YET WE LOVE IT.

[battleofhydaspe.livejournal.com]

I'M DOOMED.