never underestimate the lengths to which fans will go

[meitachi]

A: I love you so much and I wanted to show that, so this year for Valentine's Day - and your 8888th day alive—
B: I can't believe you counted...
A: —I bought you something to prove the depth of my love - a star!
B: A what?
A: Yes, a star, and I have named it B ★ LOVE because, you see, there is your name, and a star, and the word love, which encompasses everything I am trying to say with this gift!
B: Oh, er, I see that.
A: I LOVE YOU.
B: Great, a star. How useful. I've...always wanted one...
A: You are my shining star, you see. And my love will last forever, like this star, burning brightly into the darkness!
B: You know stars eventually explode, right?

meiface: yes, the fans bought donghae a star for valentine's day and his 8888th day alive.
coley_merrin: perhaps for his 9999th day alive they can get him a telescope big enough to find it.