周觅周觅周觅周觅觅觅觅觅！

[meitachi]

TIFFANY/SUNNY: Hi, we're SNSD! (TIFFANY: Ni hao~)
ZHOU MI: Awww you guys are super cute~
TIFFANY/SUNNY: *curtsies* Hehe, thank you!
ZHOU MI: Today... The SM town concert that is about to start - how do you guys feel?
TIFFANY: I'm sooo excited. OPPA, WHAT ABOUT YOU? :D
ZHOU MI: *flails* I'm shaking with excitement!
SUNNY: *LAUGHS AT HIM*
ZHOU MI: Actually, SNSD are my sunbaenim. *turns to Tiffany/Sunny* Even though oppa is older than you... Sunbaenim!
TIFFANY: But you're still our oppa~ * v *
TIFFANY/SUNNY: 1 2 3... Wo ai ni~! *hearts*
ZHOU MI: Whoaaa cuute~ Wo ai ni! Okay, I'm done! *bows at 90 degree angle to SNSD*
TIFFANY: *WAVES HAPPILY* SEE YOU IN A BIT, OPPA!
ZHOU MI: Later! *walks off*
TIFFANY: *turns to camera* ZHOU MI OPPA HWAITING!!! ♥♥
SUNNY: HWAITING.
ZHOU MI: I'm going, bye bye!

瀟灑小姐: omgggggggggggg tiffany loves him so much laskdghdjskls
瀟灑小姐: T^T omg this actually makes me so happy i can't even
瀟灑小姐: ALL OF SME LOVES HIM

Part 2 (Chinese subs)

I won't even lie: I can't stand Cantonese normally because 1) I hate the way it sounds and 2) I suck at understanding it (I need suuuuubs, how are there nine different tones?!). But coming out of Zhou Mi's mouth, I kind of want to have sex with it. BECAUSE HE IS FLUENT AND GORGEOUS AND CLEARLY SO HAPPY TO BE SPEAKING IT. ♥

Sobs, who is U-Kiss, who is Xander, IDEK, BUT THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE. "我是周觅哥哥的好宝贝~ ㅋㅋ" And Zhou Mi is all DON'T BE GROSS. ≥ ^ ≤

Clearly there is only one person whose sickening and obnoxious Mandarin and Canto Zhou Mimi puts up with, with fucking stars in his eyes. (1:40)

MIMI IS SO THRILLED WITH HIS SHOPPING, HE KEEPS FALLING OVER LAUGHING ABOUT IT. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.

ZHOU MI: *puts on hat* Is it cute?
ZHOU MI: *takes it off* It's just a little small... Here, you take it.
XANDER: Pfft...isn't that what SNSD wears?
ZHOU MI: Sowoneul malhaebwa~

Mei: *explodes* ;_____________________________;

Also.

Dear fashionista,

Purple socks? Skull necklace? Leopard-print hi-tops?

Making your boyfriend follow you around like your own private fashion photographer?

I love you, Zhou Mimi.

Dead from Singapore,

Mei

ETA: I think I just screamed a little irl. LOOK AT HIS FACE, LOOK AT HIS COY LITTLE SMILES. You watch me, that's how I like it~ alskdgjdlfshja--

Comments

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

DEAD IN THE WATER!! Look at this fly ass fashion bastard with his cocked head and shades. His purple striped socks and leopard high tops. His blazer and skull necklace and fedora. He's so pimp.

Zhou Mi, Kyuhyun the camera loves you as much as your Honeys, if not more.

*is resuscitated* ♥ I love hiiiiiiiiiiim TAT

[meiface.livejournal.com]

TIFFANY FLAILING OVER HIM IS LIKE THE CUTEST THING ALSKDHJDFLSK

[meiface.livejournal.com]

How is he this gorgeous? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/Asiya/superjunior/zhou-mi/000q4xaw.jpg) It is actually incomprehensible to me. >:

Everyone is a little bit in love with Mi, trufax.

[nyw.livejournal.com]

I WATCHED THAT VIDEO WITH SNSD THREE TIMES BECAUSE I COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW CUTE THEY ALL WERE. AAAAAAA

Also, Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi T______T that kiss was so adorable, idek, I love it when Zhou Mi is so happy.

I also find code-switching Zhou Mi INSANELY SEXY. Speak more Korean, Zhou Mi, I don't understand it but I love it when you do T_T

[meiface.livejournal.com]

NNGH YES IA 100%. SO SEXY. Multilingualism~ *O*

[nyw.livejournal.com]

...I saved that gif.

urghhhh such a clever boy. :x

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Stuck forever on "Zhou Mi-hyung". And their stupid ridiculous grins and playfulness when they around each other, always.

...also, yes, um WORKING. I AM WORKING.

[transitorial.livejournal.com]

Ugh, how can one person be so freaking adorable? GOD, ZHOI MI, YOUR *FACE*.

(I don't even pay attention to kpop anymore! Why is he doing this to me?!)

[misslemonbar.livejournal.com]

JUST SAYING BUT I'M CONVINCED THAT KYUHYUN TOOK 99% OF HIS ~FASHION PHOTOS~ WHILE IN KOREA because zhou mi was either blathering about him happily in the post or you can see the mop head in glass reflections

and of course there was the recent bravely going forward when siwon was talking about sports available in seoul, and zhou mi changes it to shopping and kyu says "shopping" with an extremely long suffering expression ehgdsghdj CAN THEY JUST NOT

THE WHOLE OF THAT EPISODE OF KOREAN IMPRESSIONS WAS ADORABLE, OKAY. ZHOUMI/EVERYONE IN SM TOWN, gejkhskfjsf siwon and shindong and luna and sungmin and snsd and liyin and victoria *A* AND OF COURSE HIS BOYFRIEND WOULD CO HOST

how can you not know who xander is, ohmygod he is the most adorable thing ever. i'm assuming that he is who zhou mi goes shopping with when kyuhyun is playing starcraft and key is doing... well, something.

/sobs at zhou mi forever

[misslemonbar.livejournal.com]

THAT SINA INTERVIEW OH MY GOD HOW WAS THERE ABLE TO BE SO MUCH QMI WHEN THEY WEREN'T EVEN SAT TOGETHER

[meiface.livejournal.com]

(YOUR ICON. OH CREEPER!KYU ILU.)

lmao that is exactly what I said about that video. Nothing stops Qmi, no language barriers, no shifting line order, no new members/six billion other people in the world, nada. I am actually legit impressed.

[nyw.livejournal.com]

DO YOUR WORK :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I STOPPED PAYING ATTENTION TO KPOP AFTER SHINEE. DON'T JUDGE. Everyone newer than them, I am just like: "*blank stare* Who is that?" I have a limited attention span and it is, these days, spent on Zhou Mimi 99% of time. ;~;

UGH EVERYONE/ZHOU MI MAKES ME SO HAPPY I CAN'T EVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS. Except I'm so going to try. Because everyone/Zhou Mi fic? Totally needs to exist.

(When I told mardigrasmaven, she asked me if there would be an ultimate victor in the end. "DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME?" I demanded.

Everyone loves Zhou Mi, but he is only stupidly in love with and dating one of them, okay.)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

MY PRESENTATION IS LIKE 80% DONE--!

How goes your work?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

You don't need to pay attention to kpop! What is kpop! All we need is some SJM, hohoho. All the relevance of awesome contained therein. ♥

[chrestomanci]

god. i love him so fucking much. thank you for the round up of youtubes and photos T_T

[misslemonbar.livejournal.com]

even among all the adorably fail! henry and squishy mimin, qmi just owned everything. i cannot.

WHAT'S WITH THE CONSTANT LEANING AND GIGGLING YOU TWO, i swear zhou mi becomes an even spazzier rainbow fairy and kyuhyun is constantly giggling when those two are together. PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE ELSE DISAPPEARS, HOW DO THEY DO THAT.

(I SAW THE PHOTO CAN COULDN'T RESIST ICON-ING IT, LOL)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

;A; if I am going to waste my life away staring at him, I might as well share the love ♥♥ /clings to you Courtz!!

[misslemonbar.livejournal.com]

i have a general gist of what goes on in the kpop world, but apart from loling at the drama on omona and downloading music sometimes i'm just here like .__. who dat. but i watched u-kiss vampire because my friends bullied me too AND THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE, I SWEAR TO GOD. spazzy idiots running all over the place, so precious.

...but apart from that i paid no attention lolllll (xander is from macau and had his education in LA so he speaks chinese, english, cantonese, portugese and i think some random japanese. and he is also as gay as a picnic basket, which explains why him and zhou mi are bffs for lyfe)

(/blank stare/ HOW IS IT EVEN FATHOMABLE HE DOESN'T END UP WITH THE STAR CRAFT LOONY. they cancel out each other's idiocy, okay, zhou mi with his fairy dust and sequin embellished cardigans and kyuhyun with his five laptops and rucksack fetish - THEY ARE MEANT TO BE)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Oh my god the Mimin, the Mimin, they are so "Yes! Zhou Mi helped me with my Chinese, he is the best teacher ever!!!" and "Sungmin-hyung helped me with my Korean!!! :D :D :D" I cannot deal with them either.

So I've been catching up with fandom (sort of) and watching some bits of SJ Foresight and oh my god Kyuhyun is so awkward. SO AWKWARD TURTLE WITH HIS EMBARRASSED GIGGLING BEHIND HIS CUE CARDS. All I can think of when I watch him is, "How are you the same person who is so fucking snarky and bratty and LET ME INTERRUPT YOU WITH MY MEMORIZED CHINESE PHRASE teehee in SJM?" And clearly the difference here is Zhou Mi, who apparently brings out the worst best in him.

...I am not complaining.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I-- got stuck on your icon and can no longer function. IN THE BEST OF WAYS. UGH HOW ARE THEY REAL LIFE, I CAN'T DEAL WITH THEM. :(

[misslemonbar.livejournal.com]

MIMIN MAKE ME FLAP MY ARMS LIKE A RETARDED SEAL, sungmin is just a rabbit sized limpet on zhou mi's arm and it's so cute.

i love kyuhyun on foresight. that is all. WHEN HE DID ANGRY KURMPING, I DIED, HE CHASED LEETEUK AROUND THE STUDIO AND EVERYTHING WHILE SCREAMING AND STAMPING HIS FEET, why is he such a spazz. and then there is zhou mi who is mr sexy with his flaming flamingo hair and ridiculously smooth voice who then SQUEALS AND GIGGLES LIKE A LITTLE GIRL whenever HIS BOYFRIEND butchers cantonese. ultimate trolling boyfriends.

EMERGENCY NOTE: THERE ARE RUMOURS ZHOU MI HAS DYED HIS HAIR BLACK ;___; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[misslemonbar.livejournal.com]

ALL WE NEED IS HENRY TO GET A WEDDING LICENCE AND DRAG THEM OFF TO CANADA.

then i will be satisfied :|

(THAT PHOTO KILLS ME. EVERY. TIME. especially how kyuhyun asks him what the time is in chinese i bet he talks dirty mandarin in bed)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

It's back to black (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kts3tPpoaQ) and I can't even be sad BECAUSE IT LOOKS SO GOOD, UNF. HE ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD. /stares forever *___________*

[misslemonbar.livejournal.com]

did totally not envision him as amy winehouse for a split second there, nope DEAR GOD WHY IS HE SO UNF i need a cold shower

CAN I JUST CRY AT ALL THE SCREAMS PLEASE, i never get over the amount of love he gets in places like taiwan and malaysia