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[translation] 110502 MTV 日韓音樂瘋 (J/KPOP Craze)
Me, watching this show: *freaks out, laughs, claps hands in glee, determines that THIS MUST BE SHARED*
So we have on-the-fly translations with a lot of interspersed incoherent fangirling, because that is who I am and how I roll. /rolls like Katamari. It's cool, I'm not doing this for official biz or anything, just flailing and sharing.
The host is Calvin Chen from Taiwanese boy band Fahrenheit. (He is really tall. *0* He is also hilarious.)
Only translating part 2 because part 1 is mostly just intros and Calvin getting Eunhyuk to teach him how to dance to Perfection and wowing them all when he's not half-bad, because he secretly practiced a lot beforehand while watching their earier performance broadcasts.
Though this bit can be retained from part 1, keke. Calvin says if they ever need him to fill in during an SJM performance, they can just call him:
KYUHYUN: We'll think about it.
CALVIN: What is there to think about what?!
ZHOU MI: Prices are negotiable, right? *shoves Kyu* [One of Kyu's recently memorized and widely-recited Chinese phrases: "Prices are negotiable, call me!"]
KYUHYUN:: *cackles to himself*
(ksahldjfghd)
CALVIN: Taiwanese friends really want to know you better [bg ZM: right], so let's play a little game, okay? Called "Truth".
ZHOU MI: *translates* We're going to play a game.
CALVIN: A little game, yeah, because I know you're all living together right now, so there you should have a lot of secrets.
ZHOU MI: *translates* He said we should know a lot of secrets.
CALVIN: I say! Ryeowook!
RYEOWOOK: Mm?
CALVIN: Stop putting puzzles together. Go out! You have to go out!
RYEOWOOK: Oh! *flustered* How...did you know?
CALVIN: Yeah, I know~
KYUHYUN: Are you our fan?!
CALVIN: Ah, I live downstairs~ [meaning he's one of the stalker fans who camp out at their dorms]
ZHOU MI: It turns out you actually live downstairs?!
CALVIN: Last time, at the bottom of your dorms, during Eunhyuk's birthday - I even sang him Happy Birthday! It was me! Your birthday *grabs Hyukjae* I was downstairs singing for you!
ZHOU MI: *plays along* Then...those firecrackers, was it you that set them off?
CALVIN: Ehhh...firecrackers. I didn't. *laughter*
EUNHYUK: [Korean] Did he see me?
CALVIN: *puts his hand on Zhou Mi's shoulder wearily* Zhou Mi, yah, stop singing so much. You have to eat dinner! I know everything!
(T_T sobs omggg qmihenwook + MCs = my favoritessss.)
CALVIN:CALVIN: Okay, so let's play a little game. [English] Careful, Taiwan watch you!
EUNHYUK: [Korean] Ohh, I'm afraid. Afraid.
CALVIN: [Korean] Really?
EUNHYUK: *nods*
CALVIN: *laughing* You're dead.
RYEOWOOK: *randomly bursts into laughter*
(why so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute)
CALVIN: Okay, let's play the game, come on. Here, give me those little "Love" batons, okay? (They are little magical wands and that is what I am going to call them.)
~*~SJM TATTLING CORNER~*~
(lolol paraphrased; the gist is that they're revealing shocking things that can cause a stir)
CALVIN: Right now we're going to play a little game callld "Truth: Super Junior M". So recently you're all living together, right?
SJM: Right!
CALVIN: Did you in Korea? You didn't?
SJM: We did!
CALVIN: You all lived together? Then you should all know little secrets about each other.
ZHOU MI: Too many~
KYUHYUN: We don't have secrets.
CALVIN: You don't have any? You don't have any secrets? I don't even live with you and I know that Kyuhyun was watching football last night until 6am.
RYEOWOOK: HA HA.
KYUHYUN: *shocked* How do you know??
ZHOU MI: *laughing really hard in the bg* You told him.
CALVIN: Yes, you told me! [in part 1, Kyuhyun was explaining he why he was very tired on the show, because he stayed up late last night to watch an important football game]
(asdkdjfslkh Kyu, you are so dumb. Oh qmiii.)
CALVIN: Okay, we'll ask a few things that aren't secrets, but fun questions, okay? There won't be any punishment.
ZHOU MI: *randomly taps Ryeowook's head with his wand*
CALVIN: Okay! First! Who is the cleanest?
(LOL NOT HENRY)
CALVIN: I'll count to 3. [Korean] 1...2...3!
SJM: *points all over*
CALVIN: hahaha it looks like everyone just pointed to themselves?? Be more honest. Oh it looks like Eunhyuk has multiple votes...
(blah blah blah I'll summarize)
They say Eunhyuk's the cleanest and Kyuhyun starts to give an example and Eunhyuk is mortified and all "NO DON'T SAY IT" and Kyuhyun's all "No, it's fine, it's been said before on another program!" Then he proceeds to talk about how in Korea, Eunhyuk goes on music programs and will suddenly run off to the bathroom after filming starts and then wash his armpits. Everyone laughs at Eunhyuk, who says, in his defense, he sweats a lot when he dances! And he was wearing a really fitted T-shirt! Henry mocks it out in the background.
CALVIN: It's always better to be clean than unclean, right?
(LOLOL HENRY, DO YOU HEAR THAT)
Henry talks about how everything is very neatly arranged in Eunhyuk's room and Zhou Mi is like, no, no! That's because he drew the biggest room (in room selection) and the rest of our rooms our small. So everything just looks neater because he has more space!
CALVIN: Ahh, I heard you had the worst luck, Henry, and you got the smallest room.
HENRY: *sad* Yes.
CALVIN: But then later Donghae swapped with you.
RYEOWOOK: *happy encouraging sounds in the bg* (lol he is the cutest bg noise, for everyone!)
KYUHYUN: *points his wand at Calvin* How did you know?!
CALVIN: I live downstairs!! I'm your fan! [English] Paparazzi, you know!
KYUHYUN: *solemn* I'm afraid of you.
CALVIN: Don't be afraid! Am I scary? No way.
CALVIN: You know, I thought the cleanest would be Donghae. Because a few days ago, didn't Donghae post up a picture of him washing dishes?
ZHOU MI: *translates*
KYUHYUN: *stares avidly up & back at him*
HENRY: *firmly shakes his hand in denial of Donghae's cleanliness* (lolol being the only one other than Zhou Mi to understand the question and not burdened with the weight of translating)
HENRY: He did, but that was just, that was for taking a picture to post on Twitter.
CALVIN: Do you guys have any rules about who has to wash dishes, who has to do other things?
Belatedly, the rest of them finally understand his question about Donghae and pipe up that Donghae's picture was deliberate, staged, etc.
CALVIN: *still talking* Donghae's so tired from filming the drama and he still washes dishes!
EUNHYUK: [Korean] No, no, Donghae only took that picture in order to post it and pretend he's a good/obedient person.
ZHOU MI: *translating* He was only trying to improve his own image, so that's why he took that picture and posted it.
CALVIN: *laughs and laughs*
HENRY: That was the first time I've seen him wash dishes.
CALVIN: I saw you too, Henry. Weren't you deliberating over whether your hair looked better up or down?
ZHOU MI: Waa, you are scary! [that he knows all this]
CALVIN: I'm an expert!
RYEOWOOK: Wow, you know everything!
(Ryeowook speaks in so much Chineeeeese he's so amazing ;;)
ZHOU MI: We have no secrets to tell you! [you already know them all!]
CALVIN: Okay, something I want to know: Who sleeps the latest normally?
RYEOWOOK: *turns around immediately and waves his wand indignantly at Zhou Mi* YOU.
They point at various people but in the end it comes down to Kyuhyun, Henry, and Zhou Mi.
CALVIN: Kyuhyun, what are you doing that you sleep so late?
KYUHYUN: I'm reading.
CALVIN: Reading.
KYUHYUN: And...
CALVIN: [Korean, disbelieving] Really?
KYUHYUN: Really!
CALVIN: What kind of books?
ZHOU MI: *translating* What kind of books?
EUNHYUK: Books?!
EVERYONE: *laughter*
CALVIN: Seems like it's a little unbelievable.
ZHOU MI: Wants to fool people.
CALVIN: Kyuhyun, what are you doing then? Eunhyuk, you talk.
EUNHYUK: [Korean] He doesn't even have one book in his room!
RYEOWOOK: [CHINESE T-T] Only has manga!
CALVIN: hahah only has manga.
KYUHYUN: *laughing sheepishly, turns to Zhou Mimi, everyone's favorite translator* Honestly, I don't even have manga.
CALVIN: Then are you watching TV?
KYUHYUN: Watch, er, I like to play games. A little like to play games (Kyu... your Chinese... = =) I often play piano, to practice.
CALVIN: Don't you get scolded by your neighbors? [for being loud]
General confusion because no one seems able to translate "neighbor" lolol.
CALVIN: *acts it out* Ahh, be quiet!
KYUHYUN: Oh yes, yes but. *mimes putting on headphones*
CALVIN: hahaha so you can't hear, but everyone else can still hear!
SJM mocks Kyuhyun more, Ryeowook complains he's noisy. Sungmin talks about last night, when Kyuhyun was watching the football game in the middle of the night, he'd randomly start yelling/cheering. Eunhyuk talks about how when Kyuhyun listens to music, he's afraid people will scare him, so he'll put on earphones and then sing even louder. Kyuhyun says he's taking care of the other members! Zhou Mi looks at him incredulously. Ryeowook says Kyuhyun says he does this because it's how he practices songs.
CALVIN: So who else sleeps late? Henry, Henry what are you doing?
HENRY: Uhh... *cute cute CUTE facial expression* Because our schedule normally ends very late, so then I... *very solemn* ...will go back and study Chinese.
CALVIN: *laughingly disbelieving* Study Chinese?
RYEOWOOK: Really!
CALVIN: Really?! Look at his books and study Chinese? Don't go out to play?
HENRY: I don't look at books actually, I just watch your program!
CALVIN: Really?
HENRY: Really, really! I used to just watch your program and as I watched I would study Chinese. I'd watch, and if I heard a word I didn't understand, I'd pause and then go look up the word. *bows* Hello, teacher. Thank you.
CALVIN: Oh, oh. *embarrassed* When you have time, you can watch our program. It includes some Korean music. A lot of yours, actually.
(omg Henry actually studies Chinese aksdhfldjsgh. Henryy YOU ARE SO CUTE. ILU.)
CALVIN: Okay, who most often goes out (to play)? In Taiwan. 1...2...3.
SJM: *points at Zhou Mi, who points at Ryeowook* *laughter*
CALVIN: Let me tell you! I was going to pick Zhou Mi, because I kept hearing about him going out.
KYUHYUN: We, we, we *flaps his wand at Mimi* Call him "Shopping Mi". Shopping Mi.
CALVIN: Shopping Mi, because he likes to shop, right?
EUNHYUK: He...doesn't need the dorm!
ZHOU MI: I need it! I have to go home and sleep, don't I?
*repeats in Korean*
CALVIN: *repeats/clarifies in Chinese*
ZHOU MI: But I have to go back and sleep!
CALVIN: So where have you gone?
ZHOU MI: I went--
CALVIN: Heard you went to Yangming Mountain.
ZHOU MI: Yangming Mountain, and then--
CALVIN: Was it pretty?
ZHOU MI: *nods*
RYEOWOOK: *in the bg* Nightscape!
CALVIN: It's pretty, isn't it?
ZHOU MI: Originally, we (he and Calvin) were going to go together...but you stood me up.
CALVIN: No, noooo, I didn't. Really. It's because when the staff told me Zhou Mi wanted to meet up, I didn't know whether or not that was real! It turns out it was real. Next time, then, we'll go together.
ZHOU MI: Okay, okay.
CALVIN: And Ryeowook! You guys, don't just stay in your dorm. I know it's because there are a lot of fans... But when you have time, we can go out for a meal together.
KYUHYUN: But we, we don't have friends.
CALVIN: You don't have friends? OK, then. *points at self* [Korean] Friend! Friend! [English] Okay? Together. Together.
KYUHYUN: *dissatisfied* Aren't there other friends [aside from you]?
(askdgdjf Cho Kyuhyun, you troll)
CALVIN: *quirks eyebrow* Do you want [Korean] boyfriends or girlfriends?
KYUHYUN: Girlfriends.
CALVIN: haha another day I'll find an MTV staff member and we'll sing together.
ZHOU MI: Waa, very "high"!
CALVIN: Another day we'll sing together, okay, we'll go out together, okay?
([9:14] Ryeowook hits himself in the face alksghdjf. oh my god his Chinese is really, REALLY good. *__* way to hold real conversations!)
ZHOU MI: *translates* One day we'll go noraebang/KTV together.
CALVIN: It's more private, more private.
KYUHYUN: Are you treating?
CALVIN: I'll treat. No problem, I'll treat!
ZHOU MI: Oh, but we have a lot of people.
CALVIN: You have a lot of people?
ZHOU MI: This is already six people!
CALVIN: *mutters* Just don't sing too much then.
(lolol Calvin ;~; joking around with my baaabieees;~;)
CALVIN: Okay then, another question. Who most likes to act cute (撒娇/aegyo) at staff members?
SJM: *points wands at Ryeowook*
RYEOWOOK: *shocked* Me?! *embarrassed laughter*
CALVIN: Ryeowook! You can tell.
ZHOU MI: To staff members, right? Yes, it should be him.
CALVIN: How does he act cute?
EUNHYUK: [Korean] It's his specialty.
CALVIN: Can you demonstrate for us? Please demonstrate.
ZHOU MI: *translates*
RYEOWOOK: *covers his face with his hand* Whaat.
CALVIN: No wonder the staff members even help you with your puzzle! Right?
RYEOWOOK: Ah, right... *resigned* This is my way of practicing my Chinese. I chat with the staff or...we go shopping together. We'll go out together.
CALVIN: Where do you go shop? In Taiwan.
RYEOWOOK: Eastern District. And Ximending. Night markets.
KYUHYUN: Yangming Mountain.
RYEOWOOK: *nods* Yangming Mountain.
CALVIN: Ah, you've also gone to Yangming Mountain.
RYEOWOOK: Just once.
CALVIN: Did you go during the day or at night?
RYEOWOOK: Nightscape! I saw the nightscape.
CALVIN: Was it pretty?
RYEOWOOK: *thumbs up* Waa, really. *thumbs up*
CALVIN: There are a lot of couples there, they'll go there and sit together.
KYUHYUN: When he's at the dorms, he doesn't play us... *peers up at Zhou Mi to check his Chinese*
ZHOU MI: Doesn't play with us.
KYUHYUN: He frequently...plays the staff.
CALVIN: Pfft. *laughs* He plays the staff?! ["play" in this context would be closer to "manipulate/toy with"]
ZHOU MI:: No, no. *clarifies, explains the proper sentence structure to Kyuhyun* Plays together with the staff.
CALVIN: *still snickering* Okay, oay.
ZHOU MI: haha so frightening.
CALVIN: Right?! "Frequently plays the staff." Even I don't dare to play the staff!
ZHOU MI: But recently it's realy funny, because he's been studying Chinese so hard--
CALVIN: I feel like you've improved a lot.
RYEOWOOK: Thank you.
ZHOU MI: *still talking* His method is really frightening--
KYUHYUN: *interrupts* He improved the most! *points wand at Zhou Mi*
ZHOU MI: *solmenly plays along* Thank you, thank you. *gestures at Calvin* We've reached the same level!
CALVIN: hahaha
CALVIN: Okay, here's another question. Who has the best luck with the opposite sex? Who has the best luck with girls? Who has the most girl friends?
RYEOWOOK: Taiwanese?
CALVIN: Any is okay.
KYUHYUN: Is, is this girlfriends or...
CALVIN: Not "girlfriends", just "girl friends". That is to say, who, when their phone rings, it's most often a girl?
SJM: Okay, okay!
EUNHYUK: That's hard!
CALVIN: If this was about Fahrenheit (his group), who has the most [girl friends]... 1, 2, 3. *points at himself* They would all point at me. Who has girl friends call most frequently?
KYUHYUN: I'm the least!
CALVIN: Who has the most? Compare. 1, 2, 3.
SJM: *points all over*
NOTE: Zhou Mi points at Kyuhyun and Kyuhyun points at Zhou Mi asdkfksjdf do you even know each other, sob. qmi 왜 이렇게?? Henry points at Kyu (SERIOUSLY?), Hyuk points at Henry (lol Kyu makes sure he's pointing at Henry and not himself aslkdhf WHAT, HOW DOES KYU HAVE ANY FRIENDS, HE'S CHAINED TO HIS LAPTOPS), and Ryeowook looks confused and seems to waver between Kyuhyun and Sungmin and Zhou Mi. Sungmin is...pointing at himself...
CALVIN: It's about equal! Although, I see, only Sungmin pointing at himself. Why?
ZHOU MI: He's very popular.
SUNGMIN: [Korean] Even when I'm sitting quietly by myself, there will still be a lot of girls who come by and strike up conversation.
CALVIN: Does he have a lot of Taiwanese girl friends?
ZHOU MI: Aissh, I really don't want to even translate this [Sungmin's explanation]. *joking! laughs, pats Sungmin*
RYEOWOOK: *laughs and claps because he understands???*
KYUHYUN: *clueless*
SUNGMIN: *smacks Zhou Mi*
CALVIN: Does he have a lot of Taiwanese girl friends?
ZHOU MI: He said he doesn't have to do anything, just sit there, and girls will be attracted by him.
CALVIN: Ohh... *makes a disgusted face, also kidding* Don't say much, that's the way to do it...
ZHOU MI: How can I be saying this kind of thing? *embarrassed*
EUNHYUK: [Korean] The thing with Sungmin-hyung is, he acts totally different towards guys than towards girls.
SUNGMIN: You do it too!
EUNHYUK: [Korean] If he's tallking to a guy, he's all *normal deep voice* "Yes, hyung, I understand."
SJM: Yes, yes, this is to guys.
EUNHYUK: [Korean] To girls--
RYEOWOOK: Girls! *helpfully translates*
EUNHYUK: *demonstrating, full-on aegyo voice* Aaaa~an, noona~ otteoke~
CALVIN: Ahh, acts cute! Like this?
KYUHYUN: For example--
CALVIN: haha every time Kyuhyun speaks, I think he's Taiwanese! "For example~ In the dorm, blah blah blah." It's good that he speaks out!
KYUHYUN: *giggly* [Korean] Telephone [switches to Chinese] On the phone *checks with Zhou Mi, corrects himself* When he's on the phone-- *acts* Eeeyy, jiejie, jiejie, good night, good night~ *suddenly drops to a manly voice* Eh, Ryeowook!
RYEOWOOK: "Ryeowook! What are you doing!"
CALVIN: "Ryeowook! You still haven't slept?!"
(ZHOU MI: *苦笑中* ;;)
[Previews for next show; Kyuhyun mocks Sungmin some more. Sungmin covers his face and laughs in embarrassment.]
110503 JKPOP Craze is now out! (1) | (2)
ALSO: Cutest Henwook IN THE WORLD ♥♥
So we have on-the-fly translations with a lot of interspersed incoherent fangirling, because that is who I am and how I roll. /rolls like Katamari. It's cool, I'm not doing this for official biz or anything, just flailing and sharing.
The host is Calvin Chen from Taiwanese boy band Fahrenheit. (He is really tall. *0* He is also hilarious.)
Only translating part 2 because part 1 is mostly just intros and Calvin getting Eunhyuk to teach him how to dance to Perfection and wowing them all when he's not half-bad, because he secretly practiced a lot beforehand while watching their earier performance broadcasts.
Though this bit can be retained from part 1, keke. Calvin says if they ever need him to fill in during an SJM performance, they can just call him:
KYUHYUN: We'll think about it.
CALVIN: What is there to think about what?!
ZHOU MI: Prices are negotiable, right? *shoves Kyu* [One of Kyu's recently memorized and widely-recited Chinese phrases: "Prices are negotiable, call me!"]
KYUHYUN:: *cackles to himself*
(ksahldjfghd)
CALVIN: Taiwanese friends really want to know you better [bg ZM: right], so let's play a little game, okay? Called "Truth".
ZHOU MI: *translates* We're going to play a game.
CALVIN: A little game, yeah, because I know you're all living together right now, so there you should have a lot of secrets.
ZHOU MI: *translates* He said we should know a lot of secrets.
CALVIN: I say! Ryeowook!
RYEOWOOK: Mm?
CALVIN: Stop putting puzzles together. Go out! You have to go out!
RYEOWOOK: Oh! *flustered* How...did you know?
CALVIN: Yeah, I know~
KYUHYUN: Are you our fan?!
CALVIN: Ah, I live downstairs~ [meaning he's one of the stalker fans who camp out at their dorms]
ZHOU MI: It turns out you actually live downstairs?!
CALVIN: Last time, at the bottom of your dorms, during Eunhyuk's birthday - I even sang him Happy Birthday! It was me! Your birthday *grabs Hyukjae* I was downstairs singing for you!
ZHOU MI: *plays along* Then...those firecrackers, was it you that set them off?
CALVIN: Ehhh...firecrackers. I didn't. *laughter*
EUNHYUK: [Korean] Did he see me?
CALVIN: *puts his hand on Zhou Mi's shoulder wearily* Zhou Mi, yah, stop singing so much. You have to eat dinner! I know everything!
(T_T sobs omggg qmihenwook + MCs = my favoritessss.)
CALVIN:CALVIN: Okay, so let's play a little game. [English] Careful, Taiwan watch you!
EUNHYUK: [Korean] Ohh, I'm afraid. Afraid.
CALVIN: [Korean] Really?
EUNHYUK: *nods*
CALVIN: *laughing* You're dead.
RYEOWOOK: *randomly bursts into laughter*
(why so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute)
CALVIN: Okay, let's play the game, come on. Here, give me those little "Love" batons, okay? (They are little magical wands and that is what I am going to call them.)
~*~SJM TATTLING CORNER~*~
(lolol paraphrased; the gist is that they're revealing shocking things that can cause a stir)
CALVIN: Right now we're going to play a little game callld "Truth: Super Junior M". So recently you're all living together, right?
SJM: Right!
CALVIN: Did you in Korea? You didn't?
SJM: We did!
CALVIN: You all lived together? Then you should all know little secrets about each other.
ZHOU MI: Too many~
KYUHYUN: We don't have secrets.
CALVIN: You don't have any? You don't have any secrets? I don't even live with you and I know that Kyuhyun was watching football last night until 6am.
RYEOWOOK: HA HA.
KYUHYUN: *shocked* How do you know??
ZHOU MI: *laughing really hard in the bg* You told him.
CALVIN: Yes, you told me! [in part 1, Kyuhyun was explaining he why he was very tired on the show, because he stayed up late last night to watch an important football game]
(asdkdjfslkh Kyu, you are so dumb. Oh qmiii.)
CALVIN: Okay, we'll ask a few things that aren't secrets, but fun questions, okay? There won't be any punishment.
ZHOU MI: *randomly taps Ryeowook's head with his wand*
CALVIN: Okay! First! Who is the cleanest?
(LOL NOT HENRY)
CALVIN: I'll count to 3. [Korean] 1...2...3!
SJM: *points all over*
CALVIN: hahaha it looks like everyone just pointed to themselves?? Be more honest. Oh it looks like Eunhyuk has multiple votes...
(blah blah blah I'll summarize)
They say Eunhyuk's the cleanest and Kyuhyun starts to give an example and Eunhyuk is mortified and all "NO DON'T SAY IT" and Kyuhyun's all "No, it's fine, it's been said before on another program!" Then he proceeds to talk about how in Korea, Eunhyuk goes on music programs and will suddenly run off to the bathroom after filming starts and then wash his armpits. Everyone laughs at Eunhyuk, who says, in his defense, he sweats a lot when he dances! And he was wearing a really fitted T-shirt! Henry mocks it out in the background.
CALVIN: It's always better to be clean than unclean, right?
(LOLOL HENRY, DO YOU HEAR THAT)
Henry talks about how everything is very neatly arranged in Eunhyuk's room and Zhou Mi is like, no, no! That's because he drew the biggest room (in room selection) and the rest of our rooms our small. So everything just looks neater because he has more space!
CALVIN: Ahh, I heard you had the worst luck, Henry, and you got the smallest room.
HENRY: *sad* Yes.
CALVIN: But then later Donghae swapped with you.
RYEOWOOK: *happy encouraging sounds in the bg* (lol he is the cutest bg noise, for everyone!)
KYUHYUN: *points his wand at Calvin* How did you know?!
CALVIN: I live downstairs!! I'm your fan! [English] Paparazzi, you know!
KYUHYUN: *solemn* I'm afraid of you.
CALVIN: Don't be afraid! Am I scary? No way.
CALVIN: You know, I thought the cleanest would be Donghae. Because a few days ago, didn't Donghae post up a picture of him washing dishes?
ZHOU MI: *translates*
KYUHYUN: *stares avidly up & back at him*
HENRY: *firmly shakes his hand in denial of Donghae's cleanliness* (lolol being the only one other than Zhou Mi to understand the question and not burdened with the weight of translating)
HENRY: He did, but that was just, that was for taking a picture to post on Twitter.
CALVIN: Do you guys have any rules about who has to wash dishes, who has to do other things?
Belatedly, the rest of them finally understand his question about Donghae and pipe up that Donghae's picture was deliberate, staged, etc.
CALVIN: *still talking* Donghae's so tired from filming the drama and he still washes dishes!
EUNHYUK: [Korean] No, no, Donghae only took that picture in order to post it and pretend he's a good/obedient person.
ZHOU MI: *translating* He was only trying to improve his own image, so that's why he took that picture and posted it.
CALVIN: *laughs and laughs*
HENRY: That was the first time I've seen him wash dishes.
CALVIN: I saw you too, Henry. Weren't you deliberating over whether your hair looked better up or down?
ZHOU MI: Waa, you are scary! [that he knows all this]
CALVIN: I'm an expert!
RYEOWOOK: Wow, you know everything!
(Ryeowook speaks in so much Chineeeeese he's so amazing ;;)
ZHOU MI: We have no secrets to tell you! [you already know them all!]
CALVIN: Okay, something I want to know: Who sleeps the latest normally?
RYEOWOOK: *turns around immediately and waves his wand indignantly at Zhou Mi* YOU.
They point at various people but in the end it comes down to Kyuhyun, Henry, and Zhou Mi.
CALVIN: Kyuhyun, what are you doing that you sleep so late?
KYUHYUN: I'm reading.
CALVIN: Reading.
KYUHYUN: And...
CALVIN: [Korean, disbelieving] Really?
KYUHYUN: Really!
CALVIN: What kind of books?
ZHOU MI: *translating* What kind of books?
EUNHYUK: Books?!
EVERYONE: *laughter*
CALVIN: Seems like it's a little unbelievable.
ZHOU MI: Wants to fool people.
CALVIN: Kyuhyun, what are you doing then? Eunhyuk, you talk.
EUNHYUK: [Korean] He doesn't even have one book in his room!
RYEOWOOK: [CHINESE T-T] Only has manga!
CALVIN: hahah only has manga.
KYUHYUN: *laughing sheepishly, turns to Zhou Mimi, everyone's favorite translator* Honestly, I don't even have manga.
CALVIN: Then are you watching TV?
KYUHYUN: Watch, er, I like to play games. A little like to play games (Kyu... your Chinese... = =) I often play piano, to practice.
CALVIN: Don't you get scolded by your neighbors? [for being loud]
General confusion because no one seems able to translate "neighbor" lolol.
CALVIN: *acts it out* Ahh, be quiet!
KYUHYUN: Oh yes, yes but. *mimes putting on headphones*
CALVIN: hahaha so you can't hear, but everyone else can still hear!
SJM mocks Kyuhyun more, Ryeowook complains he's noisy. Sungmin talks about last night, when Kyuhyun was watching the football game in the middle of the night, he'd randomly start yelling/cheering. Eunhyuk talks about how when Kyuhyun listens to music, he's afraid people will scare him, so he'll put on earphones and then sing even louder. Kyuhyun says he's taking care of the other members! Zhou Mi looks at him incredulously. Ryeowook says Kyuhyun says he does this because it's how he practices songs.
CALVIN: So who else sleeps late? Henry, Henry what are you doing?
HENRY: Uhh... *cute cute CUTE facial expression* Because our schedule normally ends very late, so then I... *very solemn* ...will go back and study Chinese.
CALVIN: *laughingly disbelieving* Study Chinese?
RYEOWOOK: Really!
CALVIN: Really?! Look at his books and study Chinese? Don't go out to play?
HENRY: I don't look at books actually, I just watch your program!
CALVIN: Really?
HENRY: Really, really! I used to just watch your program and as I watched I would study Chinese. I'd watch, and if I heard a word I didn't understand, I'd pause and then go look up the word. *bows* Hello, teacher. Thank you.
CALVIN: Oh, oh. *embarrassed* When you have time, you can watch our program. It includes some Korean music. A lot of yours, actually.
(omg Henry actually studies Chinese aksdhfldjsgh. Henryy YOU ARE SO CUTE. ILU.)
CALVIN: Okay, who most often goes out (to play)? In Taiwan. 1...2...3.
SJM: *points at Zhou Mi, who points at Ryeowook* *laughter*
CALVIN: Let me tell you! I was going to pick Zhou Mi, because I kept hearing about him going out.
KYUHYUN: We, we, we *flaps his wand at Mimi* Call him "Shopping Mi". Shopping Mi.
CALVIN: Shopping Mi, because he likes to shop, right?
EUNHYUK: He...doesn't need the dorm!
ZHOU MI: I need it! I have to go home and sleep, don't I?
*repeats in Korean*
CALVIN: *repeats/clarifies in Chinese*
ZHOU MI: But I have to go back and sleep!
CALVIN: So where have you gone?
ZHOU MI: I went--
CALVIN: Heard you went to Yangming Mountain.
ZHOU MI: Yangming Mountain, and then--
CALVIN: Was it pretty?
ZHOU MI: *nods*
RYEOWOOK: *in the bg* Nightscape!
CALVIN: It's pretty, isn't it?
ZHOU MI: Originally, we (he and Calvin) were going to go together...but you stood me up.
CALVIN: No, noooo, I didn't. Really. It's because when the staff told me Zhou Mi wanted to meet up, I didn't know whether or not that was real! It turns out it was real. Next time, then, we'll go together.
ZHOU MI: Okay, okay.
CALVIN: And Ryeowook! You guys, don't just stay in your dorm. I know it's because there are a lot of fans... But when you have time, we can go out for a meal together.
KYUHYUN: But we, we don't have friends.
CALVIN: You don't have friends? OK, then. *points at self* [Korean] Friend! Friend! [English] Okay? Together. Together.
KYUHYUN: *dissatisfied* Aren't there other friends [aside from you]?
(askdgdjf Cho Kyuhyun, you troll)
CALVIN: *quirks eyebrow* Do you want [Korean] boyfriends or girlfriends?
KYUHYUN: Girlfriends.
CALVIN: haha another day I'll find an MTV staff member and we'll sing together.
ZHOU MI: Waa, very "high"!
CALVIN: Another day we'll sing together, okay, we'll go out together, okay?
([9:14] Ryeowook hits himself in the face alksghdjf. oh my god his Chinese is really, REALLY good. *__* way to hold real conversations!)
ZHOU MI: *translates* One day we'll go noraebang/KTV together.
CALVIN: It's more private, more private.
KYUHYUN: Are you treating?
CALVIN: I'll treat. No problem, I'll treat!
ZHOU MI: Oh, but we have a lot of people.
CALVIN: You have a lot of people?
ZHOU MI: This is already six people!
CALVIN: *mutters* Just don't sing too much then.
(lolol Calvin ;~; joking around with my baaabieees;~;)
CALVIN: Okay then, another question. Who most likes to act cute (撒娇/aegyo) at staff members?
SJM: *points wands at Ryeowook*
RYEOWOOK: *shocked* Me?! *embarrassed laughter*
CALVIN: Ryeowook! You can tell.
ZHOU MI: To staff members, right? Yes, it should be him.
CALVIN: How does he act cute?
EUNHYUK: [Korean] It's his specialty.
CALVIN: Can you demonstrate for us? Please demonstrate.
ZHOU MI: *translates*
RYEOWOOK: *covers his face with his hand* Whaat.
CALVIN: No wonder the staff members even help you with your puzzle! Right?
RYEOWOOK: Ah, right... *resigned* This is my way of practicing my Chinese. I chat with the staff or...we go shopping together. We'll go out together.
CALVIN: Where do you go shop? In Taiwan.
RYEOWOOK: Eastern District. And Ximending. Night markets.
KYUHYUN: Yangming Mountain.
RYEOWOOK: *nods* Yangming Mountain.
CALVIN: Ah, you've also gone to Yangming Mountain.
RYEOWOOK: Just once.
CALVIN: Did you go during the day or at night?
RYEOWOOK: Nightscape! I saw the nightscape.
CALVIN: Was it pretty?
RYEOWOOK: *thumbs up* Waa, really. *thumbs up*
CALVIN: There are a lot of couples there, they'll go there and sit together.
KYUHYUN: When he's at the dorms, he doesn't play us... *peers up at Zhou Mi to check his Chinese*
ZHOU MI: Doesn't play with us.
KYUHYUN: He frequently...plays the staff.
CALVIN: Pfft. *laughs* He plays the staff?! ["play" in this context would be closer to "manipulate/toy with"]
ZHOU MI:: No, no. *clarifies, explains the proper sentence structure to Kyuhyun* Plays together with the staff.
CALVIN: *still snickering* Okay, oay.
ZHOU MI: haha so frightening.
CALVIN: Right?! "Frequently plays the staff." Even I don't dare to play the staff!
ZHOU MI: But recently it's realy funny, because he's been studying Chinese so hard--
CALVIN: I feel like you've improved a lot.
RYEOWOOK: Thank you.
ZHOU MI: *still talking* His method is really frightening--
KYUHYUN: *interrupts* He improved the most! *points wand at Zhou Mi*
ZHOU MI: *solmenly plays along* Thank you, thank you. *gestures at Calvin* We've reached the same level!
CALVIN: hahaha
CALVIN: Okay, here's another question. Who has the best luck with the opposite sex? Who has the best luck with girls? Who has the most girl friends?
RYEOWOOK: Taiwanese?
CALVIN: Any is okay.
KYUHYUN: Is, is this girlfriends or...
CALVIN: Not "girlfriends", just "girl friends". That is to say, who, when their phone rings, it's most often a girl?
SJM: Okay, okay!
EUNHYUK: That's hard!
CALVIN: If this was about Fahrenheit (his group), who has the most [girl friends]... 1, 2, 3. *points at himself* They would all point at me. Who has girl friends call most frequently?
KYUHYUN: I'm the least!
CALVIN: Who has the most? Compare. 1, 2, 3.
SJM: *points all over*
NOTE: Zhou Mi points at Kyuhyun and Kyuhyun points at Zhou Mi asdkfksjdf do you even know each other, sob. qmi 왜 이렇게?? Henry points at Kyu (SERIOUSLY?), Hyuk points at Henry (lol Kyu makes sure he's pointing at Henry and not himself aslkdhf WHAT, HOW DOES KYU HAVE ANY FRIENDS, HE'S CHAINED TO HIS LAPTOPS), and Ryeowook looks confused and seems to waver between Kyuhyun and Sungmin and Zhou Mi. Sungmin is...pointing at himself...
CALVIN: It's about equal! Although, I see, only Sungmin pointing at himself. Why?
ZHOU MI: He's very popular.
SUNGMIN: [Korean] Even when I'm sitting quietly by myself, there will still be a lot of girls who come by and strike up conversation.
CALVIN: Does he have a lot of Taiwanese girl friends?
ZHOU MI: Aissh, I really don't want to even translate this [Sungmin's explanation]. *joking! laughs, pats Sungmin*
RYEOWOOK: *laughs and claps because he understands???*
KYUHYUN: *clueless*
SUNGMIN: *smacks Zhou Mi*
CALVIN: Does he have a lot of Taiwanese girl friends?
ZHOU MI: He said he doesn't have to do anything, just sit there, and girls will be attracted by him.
CALVIN: Ohh... *makes a disgusted face, also kidding* Don't say much, that's the way to do it...
ZHOU MI: How can I be saying this kind of thing? *embarrassed*
EUNHYUK: [Korean] The thing with Sungmin-hyung is, he acts totally different towards guys than towards girls.
SUNGMIN: You do it too!
EUNHYUK: [Korean] If he's tallking to a guy, he's all *normal deep voice* "Yes, hyung, I understand."
SJM: Yes, yes, this is to guys.
EUNHYUK: [Korean] To girls--
RYEOWOOK: Girls! *helpfully translates*
EUNHYUK: *demonstrating, full-on aegyo voice* Aaaa~an, noona~ otteoke~
CALVIN: Ahh, acts cute! Like this?
KYUHYUN: For example--
CALVIN: haha every time Kyuhyun speaks, I think he's Taiwanese! "For example~ In the dorm, blah blah blah." It's good that he speaks out!
KYUHYUN: *giggly* [Korean] Telephone [switches to Chinese] On the phone *checks with Zhou Mi, corrects himself* When he's on the phone-- *acts* Eeeyy, jiejie, jiejie, good night, good night~ *suddenly drops to a manly voice* Eh, Ryeowook!
RYEOWOOK: "Ryeowook! What are you doing!"
CALVIN: "Ryeowook! You still haven't slept?!"
(ZHOU MI: *苦笑中* ;;)
[Previews for next show; Kyuhyun mocks Sungmin some more. Sungmin covers his face and laughs in embarrassment.]
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ALSO: Cutest Henwook IN THE WORLD ♥♥
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说着说着就说到一块去了，明明拿着话筒，能听到对方说啥，非要粘上去！
Talking, talking and then eventually end up together. Even though you're clearly holding mics and can hear everything the other is saying, instead you still choose to cling to each other!
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Random vids (http://www.youtube.com/user/meitachi#g/c/CF4AAD31DB0B8001)!
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also i love how Eunhyuk and Sungmin tried to speak in Chinese and say random things in T_T oh I love this SJM so much, why are they trying so hard
I would also really, really love for the boys to just go out and have a fun night out. T_T
also lol Sungmin's split personality disorder \o/
idek why i love this boy so much.
Also their dynamic is so different from before... I'm so glad that the're all speaking out more often! Yey!
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I approve, whole-heartedly~ but still xD Zhou Mi, we're the same age... how can you act like such a love-struck fool? xD haha
thanks for taking the time / effort to write it all down and share~
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MEI LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS RANDOMLY I LOVE THE COMMENT ABOUT KYU BEING CHAINED TO HIS LAPTOP BEST XDDDDD
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it's okay, so is mine. ♥
they are all so cute, it makes me really happy. :D
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ahaha Zhou Mi, smitten to the nth degree. Absolutely, blatantly obvious.
Just spreading my fangirly glee!
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also i cced you in the email to my friend who wanted links to recent sjm shows, so hopefully a resource for when you need study/life breaks! sjm is hilarious, always. ♥ qmihenwook are so so so cute/precious omg. though i do miss shihae on recent shows, because they're always busy filming their drama. :(
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they'll forever be each other's best kindergarden-friend~
still poking each other at 30 and beyond~
thanks anyway for the help :D it's very much appreciated
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I am glad you enjoyed! :D haha I mostly spend time on qmi and Zhou Mi baidu bars too, but I was rewarded for venturing out into Henry's!
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