playing catch-up and making weird faces

[meitachi]

Catching up on SPN/J2:

MEI: *realizes Padalecki finally got a Twitter, checks it out*
JARPAD: “@bodyguard4JandJ: @jarpad your profile pic is ugly” yes it is. And "your" should be spelled you're :)
MEI: ARE YOU SERIOUS.
MEI: *notices jarpad tweeting ChadMMurray, checks it out*
CMM: *HAS NOTICEABLY BETTER GRAMMAR/DICTION/SPELLING THAN OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GIANT*
MEI: Mind blown. World crumbling. RPS has been characterizing them wrong all this time.

MEI: You know what, I'm just going to pretend it's Harley on the jarpad account. WOW, HE'S SO GREAT AT USING THE COMPUTER. :D

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Catching up on SHINee (not really, this is via naninande):

ANNA: JONGHYUN AND MINHO KISSED
SHINEE FANDOM: OMG NOOOOOOO OUR OTPS
MEI: That's it?
MEI: SO CUTE. CinHae = great influences!

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Catching up on SNSD:

MEI: *watches every subbed show on YT ever*

No, seriously, there's nothing else to say here. I love them all sfm.

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Catching up on SJ:

KIBUM: *exists*
FANDOM: *explodes*
HEENIM: *wishes Kibum happy birthday*
MEI: ;_______________; ♥!!
DONGHAE: *continues to forget Kibum exists*
MEI: Whatever, I ship HenHae anyway.

thundersquall: SHAKING AND CRYING OMFG KIBUM http://twitpic.com/68pycu/full
meiface: nuh-uh, he broke my heart like he broke donghae's. not that easy to get back in my good graces. as kangin would say: I NOT EASY.
thelastroads: you should write fic where kibum attempts to get back with donghae and failing!

meiface: Kibum texted Donghae a picture of his new photo spread, clean-shaven, in polka-dots, pompadoured, and hot. "Sex god returns."

Donghae texted back, "Who is this???" Kibum, depressed, returned to the arms of his other true love, burritos. The end.

(This is the sad state of my writing these days. Down the drain like Kibum's sex god status, woe.)

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Catching up on SJM:

ZHOUMINEWS: TRANSCRIPT ♫ 110816 Beijing FM: Zhou Mi the Nude Model + Eunhyuk and Kyuhyun being mean + Mr. Simple Dance XDD… (cont) http://t.co/DTf4e15
MEI: MIHAE MIHAE MIHAE HYUKMIIII
MEI: *ships everyone/Zhou Mi*

mardigrasmaven: OMFG *sobs* How is he even real, that boy? And why isn't he a real model. Look how quick he went from :D to -_-. So professional!
meiface: it could be his eventual career, considering his voice, i guess? (tangentially related: now shipping gd/zhou mi in my head!)

I want it for real. (Or at least a high fashion AU with Siwon and Heechul and girls girls girls. Why can't fics spontaneously spring into existence without me having to write them?)

HENRY: *is amazing in every way*
SUCKY FANS: *suck*
HENRY: :(
MEI: HENRY COME LIVE IN MY POCKET I WILL CUDDLE YOU AND FEED YOU LYCHEE AND ACQUIRE YOU A DONGHAE and tell Zhou Mi to get a Twitter please

MEI: Also, I'm just saying, but if Henry can be a Belieber, he should totally watch MLP:FiM and become a brony and wear MLP merch instead of Angry Birds merch.
MEI: ALSO. ZHOU MI IS RARITY.

RYEOWOOK: *pwns everyone. in the world.*

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Catching up on Merlin:

ANNA: So Gwaine is hot.
MEI: Psh, Merlin, I am so over that-- *clicks*
MEI: HOLY SHI-- Er, yes, I quite concur.
MEI: *reads all the modern AUs ever*

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Catching up on RL:

GOVT: We are hiring!
MEI: I am applying!
GOVT: You may or may not qualify! You may or may not hear back from us! You may or may not be miserably in debt for the rest of your life!
MEI: ...thanks.

BOOKS: Don't you want to read us instead of applying for jobs?! :D
MEI: I see you are trying for the "miserably in debt for the rest of your life" option.

BROTHER: I downloaded Photoshop, fuck yeah!
MEI: Congrats?
BROTHER: *photoshops*
MEI: What're you doing?
BROTHER: *photoshops Jessica into all of his pictures* Awww yeahhhh.
MEI: .........

BROTHER: *on FB, to a friend* Do this meme!
BROTHER'S MALE FRIEND: *does meme*
BROTHER'S MALE FRIEND: TIMMY U R SO CUTE LOL UR BEST FEATURE IS THAT U LIKE TO CAMWHORE LOL U R 14 U R SO TINY
MEI: I don't even know an appropriate emoticon to convey my emotion here.

Comments

[starflower135.livejournal.com]

your brother sounds awesome :D on the other hand, that goddamn polka dot suit needs to burnnnnnnnnnnn in hellllllllll XD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Correction: my brother is ridiculous. But at least he occasionally provides entertainment!

I don't even know what to think about Kibum anymore...

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

"Sex god returns."

Donghae texted back, "Who is this???" ROFLMAO. This is even funnier b/c Michelle and I were talking about SJ and she was like I like all the ones that disappeared!! And I was like, you mean Hangeng?
Her: Yes and that other one. That got dropped.
Me: ....o.o? who...what...who?????
Her: You know! The one that... uh.
Us: ....*cant remember his name*...

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahahaha that's right, she did. She liked them so much in SJFH (3/6 of the main stars in that show are all gone now, lmao). Oh, how much has changed.

Seriously, I bet HenMi don't even know who he is.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

;_; I watched a clip of them playing Goblin Rock Paper Scissors the other day and it made me really nostalgic. OH FULL HOUSE D; So good to us.

Aha. Except Mimi is such a fanboy so he might. I bet he's more excited about Kibum's return than the rest of them.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Idk, somehow in my head it looks like this:

KIBUM: *comes back*
HENRY: Who are you?

RYEOWOOK: He's our supermodel face! :D (Except for Heechul-hyung of course. HEECHUL: *preens*)
ZHOU MI: I think Kyuhyun is better looking. :D
KYUHYUN: WTF you always complain about my skin.

YESUNG: He also acts!
ZHOU MI: I think Kyuhyun is a better actor. :D (SIWON: *sad*)
KYUHYUN: WTF what have I acted in?

SUNGMIN: He also plays Starcraft awesomely!
ZHOU MI: I think Kyuhyun is a better Starcraft player. :D
KYUHYUN: WTF you hate it when I play Starcraft.

KIBUM: I fuck well.
ZHOU MI: I think Kyuhyun--
KYUHYUN: THAT'S ENOUGH, THANKS.

(DONGHAE: You fuck well? *intrigued*
KIBUM: Why don't I show you.)

HENRY: *confused* So he's like...mini-Kyuhyun?

Poor Henry will never know better.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO. OMG I LOVE THAT SONG MUCH WHAT IS THIS ♥

Awww Henry *snuggles*

LETS PLEASE GO SEE THEM IN NYC ;-; Shaking and crying @ being near theeeem.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

...So. much. what. It's because I'm singing Tay Swift in my head.

[airplanewishes.livejournal.com]

"Why can't fics spontaneously spring into existence without me having to write them?" This is what really got me in this whole entry. Fics should be able to write and manifest themselves in one thought. /nods

I want a high fashion AU with Zhou Mi too. orz

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

/laughing forever at jarpad. Oh, Jared. I mean, what. What.

As for you and your RL, oh bb. /hugs Lulz and the government. what a winning combination?

[aisutennyo.livejournal.com]

Loling. A lot.

[chaos-harmony.livejournal.com]

Bahahahaha government work. Which departments? Perhaps you too will soon know the pain and bother of the secret security clearance process. |D

Also, your brother sounds like the world's most entertaining younger sibling. ♥

[forochel.livejournal.com]

kibum looks like those bloody twins from the x factor, with that ridiculous thing atop his head.

also, O YOUR BROTHER. he needs one of those tumblr things. um, not one of his own, but one of those things that are like web shrines but evolved.

[acornmama.livejournal.com]

i wasn't even going to say anything but then... I went past Kibum and his suit, and saw Zhou Mi strut his stuff. He is effin' beautiful. Umm GD/Mi? Now there is a different combination.

[suxing.livejournal.com]

This entire post makes me laugh, minus the part about job-hunting. HUGS FOR YOU, GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING~~ Also lmaaao I saw your brother's manip on your wall. I wanted to comment with "AHAHAHAH LAUGHING FOREVER 8D" but I was worried I'd hurt his feelings.

I am so out of all fandoms, but yaaay SJM family! \o/ They are the only part of KPOP I care about anymore. /sigh

[suxing.livejournal.com]

Oh Zhou Mi :DD OH HENRY ♥♥ And of course Kyuhyun, you will always be my favorite even when you are being a douchebag-tastic dickwad /fond :')

Also,

(DONGHAE: You fuck well? *intrigued*
KIBUM: Why don't I show you.)

I... kind of really want this.

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

Seeing the 'SURE' made me snort. Oh judgment!

Finding a job, eh. Good luck Mei! *hugs*

Oh your brother. Adorbs.

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

LOL your brother!

What SNSD shows have you been watching? Care to rec me some?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SNSD was great on Champagne (there's an ep from 09 and from 10), Happy Together, and if you want to watch them do fashion-things/go to NYC/speak English, them on Fashion Girl. :D

And some idol eps of Star Golden Bell, of course.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

IF I HAVE MONEY, I WOULD LOVE TO GO. But if I go, I will undoubtedly have to bring my brother along, lmao. Whatever, they haven't even confirmed a date yet.

You should go for sure though. OH SJM. ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I continue having fabulous ideas for fics and absolutely no motivation/ability to write them, alas. They should go directly from my head to paper/word processor, complete. :(

I actually really want Mi to get into high fashion modeling or designing in actuality. He'd be so good.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I admit, I do enjoy the name "jarpad". But omg, the crap he tweets.

Oh government, I would like you so much better if you handed me a job with a great salary and benefits in DC and do it about, uh, now. /ever hopeful

[meiface.livejournal.com]

♥!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Honestly, it's kind of like "any department that is hiring and I am qualified for!" I'm not picky. But, yeah, a lot of them require that I'll be able to get security clearance (provided they ever contact me as a potential candidate); I'm almost at the point of looking forward to it, because that would at least mean I had a job, haha.

My brother is entertaining and utterly frustrating in turns, as I suppose as most younger siblings are. Easier of course to share the entertaining stories!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

haha I know nothing about the X factor, but I will take your word for it. Idk, people were like OMG HE'S BACK AND HOT and I'm like "uh...possibly our definitions of 'hot' do not quite align here".

I think my brother may possibly have a tumblr. I just assume he's on every social media platform ever.