playing catch-up and making weird faces

[meitachi]

Catching up on SPN/J2:

MEI: *realizes Padalecki finally got a Twitter, checks it out*
JARPAD: “@bodyguard4JandJ: @jarpad your profile pic is ugly” yes it is. And "your" should be spelled you're :)
MEI: ARE YOU SERIOUS.
MEI: *notices jarpad tweeting ChadMMurray, checks it out*
CMM: *HAS NOTICEABLY BETTER GRAMMAR/DICTION/SPELLING THAN OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GIANT*
MEI: Mind blown. World crumbling. RPS has been characterizing them wrong all this time.

MEI: You know what, I'm just going to pretend it's Harley on the jarpad account. WOW, HE'S SO GREAT AT USING THE COMPUTER. :D

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Catching up on SHINee (not really, this is via naninande):

ANNA: JONGHYUN AND MINHO KISSED
SHINEE FANDOM: OMG NOOOOOOO OUR OTPS
MEI: That's it?
MEI: SO CUTE. CinHae = great influences!

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Catching up on SNSD:

MEI: *watches every subbed show on YT ever*

No, seriously, there's nothing else to say here. I love them all sfm.

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Catching up on SJ:

KIBUM: *exists*
FANDOM: *explodes*
HEENIM: *wishes Kibum happy birthday*
MEI: ;_______________; ♥!!
DONGHAE: *continues to forget Kibum exists*
MEI: Whatever, I ship HenHae anyway.

thundersquall: SHAKING AND CRYING OMFG KIBUM http://twitpic.com/68pycu/full
meiface: nuh-uh, he broke my heart like he broke donghae's. not that easy to get back in my good graces. as kangin would say: I NOT EASY.
thelastroads: you should write fic where kibum attempts to get back with donghae and failing!

meiface: Kibum texted Donghae a picture of his new photo spread, clean-shaven, in polka-dots, pompadoured, and hot. "Sex god returns."

Donghae texted back, "Who is this???" Kibum, depressed, returned to the arms of his other true love, burritos. The end.

(This is the sad state of my writing these days. Down the drain like Kibum's sex god status, woe.)

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Catching up on SJM:

ZHOUMINEWS: TRANSCRIPT ♫ 110816 Beijing FM: Zhou Mi the Nude Model + Eunhyuk and Kyuhyun being mean + Mr. Simple Dance XDD… (cont) http://t.co/DTf4e15
MEI: MIHAE MIHAE MIHAE HYUKMIIII
MEI: *ships everyone/Zhou Mi*

mardigrasmaven: OMFG *sobs* How is he even real, that boy? And why isn't he a real model. Look how quick he went from :D to -_-. So professional!
meiface: it could be his eventual career, considering his voice, i guess? (tangentially related: now shipping gd/zhou mi in my head!)

I want it for real. (Or at least a high fashion AU with Siwon and Heechul and girls girls girls. Why can't fics spontaneously spring into existence without me having to write them?)

HENRY: *is amazing in every way*
SUCKY FANS: *suck*
HENRY: :(
MEI: HENRY COME LIVE IN MY POCKET I WILL CUDDLE YOU AND FEED YOU LYCHEE AND ACQUIRE YOU A DONGHAE and tell Zhou Mi to get a Twitter please

MEI: Also, I'm just saying, but if Henry can be a Belieber, he should totally watch MLP:FiM and become a brony and wear MLP merch instead of Angry Birds merch.
MEI: ALSO. ZHOU MI IS RARITY.

RYEOWOOK: *pwns everyone. in the world.*

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Catching up on Merlin:

ANNA: So Gwaine is hot.
MEI: Psh, Merlin, I am so over that-- *clicks*
MEI: HOLY SHI-- Er, yes, I quite concur.
MEI: *reads all the modern AUs ever*

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Catching up on RL:

GOVT: We are hiring!
MEI: I am applying!
GOVT: You may or may not qualify! You may or may not hear back from us! You may or may not be miserably in debt for the rest of your life!
MEI: ...thanks.

BOOKS: Don't you want to read us instead of applying for jobs?! :D
MEI: I see you are trying for the "miserably in debt for the rest of your life" option.

BROTHER: I downloaded Photoshop, fuck yeah!
MEI: Congrats?
BROTHER: *photoshops*
MEI: What're you doing?
BROTHER: *photoshops Jessica into all of his pictures* Awww yeahhhh.
MEI: .........

BROTHER: *on FB, to a friend* Do this meme!
BROTHER'S MALE FRIEND: *does meme*
BROTHER'S MALE FRIEND: TIMMY U R SO CUTE LOL UR BEST FEATURE IS THAT U LIKE TO CAMWHORE LOL U R 14 U R SO TINY
MEI: I don't even know an appropriate emoticon to convey my emotion here.

Comments

[starflower135.livejournal.com]

your brother sounds awesome :D on the other hand, that goddamn polka dot suit needs to burnnnnnnnnnnn in hellllllllll XD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Correction: my brother is ridiculous. But at least he occasionally provides entertainment!

I don't even know what to think about Kibum anymore...

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

"Sex god returns."

Donghae texted back, "Who is this???" ROFLMAO. This is even funnier b/c Michelle and I were talking about SJ and she was like I like all the ones that disappeared!! And I was like, you mean Hangeng?
Her: Yes and that other one. That got dropped.
Me: ....o.o? who...what...who?????
Her: You know! The one that... uh.
Us: ....*cant remember his name*...

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahahaha that's right, she did. She liked them so much in SJFH (3/6 of the main stars in that show are all gone now, lmao). Oh, how much has changed.

Seriously, I bet HenMi don't even know who he is.

[airplanewishes.livejournal.com]

"Why can't fics spontaneously spring into existence without me having to write them?" This is what really got me in this whole entry. Fics should be able to write and manifest themselves in one thought. /nods

I want a high fashion AU with Zhou Mi too. orz

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I continue having fabulous ideas for fics and absolutely no motivation/ability to write them, alas. They should go directly from my head to paper/word processor, complete. :(

I actually really want Mi to get into high fashion modeling or designing in actuality. He'd be so good.

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

/laughing forever at jarpad. Oh, Jared. I mean, what. What.

As for you and your RL, oh bb. /hugs Lulz and the government. what a winning combination?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I admit, I do enjoy the name "jarpad". But omg, the crap he tweets.

Oh government, I would like you so much better if you handed me a job with a great salary and benefits in DC and do it about, uh, now. /ever hopeful

[aisutennyo.livejournal.com]

Loling. A lot.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

♥!

[chaos-harmony.livejournal.com]

Bahahahaha government work. Which departments? Perhaps you too will soon know the pain and bother of the secret security clearance process. |D

Also, your brother sounds like the world's most entertaining younger sibling. ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Honestly, it's kind of like "any department that is hiring and I am qualified for!" I'm not picky. But, yeah, a lot of them require that I'll be able to get security clearance (provided they ever contact me as a potential candidate); I'm almost at the point of looking forward to it, because that would at least mean I had a job, haha.

My brother is entertaining and utterly frustrating in turns, as I suppose as most younger siblings are. Easier of course to share the entertaining stories!

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

Took them over a year to process mine @_@ and I don't even do anything that requires a clearance...>_>

[forochel.livejournal.com]

kibum looks like those bloody twins from the x factor, with that ridiculous thing atop his head.

also, O YOUR BROTHER. he needs one of those tumblr things. um, not one of his own, but one of those things that are like web shrines but evolved.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

haha I know nothing about the X factor, but I will take your word for it. Idk, people were like OMG HE'S BACK AND HOT and I'm like "uh...possibly our definitions of 'hot' do not quite align here".

I think my brother may possibly have a tumblr. I just assume he's on every social media platform ever.

[acornmama.livejournal.com]

i wasn't even going to say anything but then... I went past Kibum and his suit, and saw Zhou Mi strut his stuff. He is effin' beautiful. Umm GD/Mi? Now there is a different combination.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Yes, forget Kibum, let us all focus on Zhou Mi being absolutely, positively ideal for a career in high fashion. You will always have something to fall back on if SJM doesn't fulfill all your dreams, Mimi!

If I could characterize GD at all, I would write it. Actually, if I could write at all these days...

[meiface.livejournal.com]

NO, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, THAT'S HIS DOG ON HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT. He has remarkably good typing/spelling for a dog. You will feel better if you think about it that way.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I have very little interest in reading about Gwaine for some reason, but I am happy to stare at him. Ahh, so pretty. That said, I read A/M mostly by default haha. Once I pick ships in a fandom, I tend to stick by them out of familiarity.

Oh SNSD, so gorgeous, so sweet, so funny. I love them on shows. :D

[suxing.livejournal.com]

This entire post makes me laugh, minus the part about job-hunting. HUGS FOR YOU, GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING~~ Also lmaaao I saw your brother's manip on your wall. I wanted to comment with "AHAHAHAH LAUGHING FOREVER 8D" but I was worried I'd hurt his feelings.

I am so out of all fandoms, but yaaay SJM family! \o/ They are the only part of KPOP I care about anymore. /sigh

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SNSD make me happy to watch (and Khuntoria!), but I'm not "active" in fandom for anything but SJM (and barely active there either lol, no more writing ever agaaaaain at this rate). SJM SJM SJM. ♥

Clearly I am continuing to use fandom as a way of putting off RL. Oh well!

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

Seeing the 'SURE' made me snort. Oh judgment!

Finding a job, eh. Good luck Mei! *hugs*

Oh your brother. Adorbs.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Oh your icon - Bradley James is also so easy on the eyes. :D

Meh, job hunting. A large part of that process is definitely complaining about it, I feel! Thanks though. ♥

My brother manages to fulfill his role in providing me entertainment on a fairly regular basis.

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

LOL your brother!

What SNSD shows have you been watching? Care to rec me some?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SNSD was great on Champagne (there's an ep from 09 and from 10), Happy Together, and if you want to watch them do fashion-things/go to NYC/speak English, them on Fashion Girl. :D

And some idol eps of Star Golden Bell, of course.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

alksdjf life, Anna, meh. Fandom at least sort of entertains!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SJM's Beijing fanmeeting was pretty blatant in not cheering much for HenMi compared to the other members. :( And it made Henry sad, and he tweeted about it, and sucky fans suck.

I love everything about Lee Sunkyu, she is my favorite. :D That is as far as I can go, because the rest of them are basically tied as second haha.

[0n3star.livejournal.com]

your catching up is hilarious, but i srsly love reading abt your life (oops, creeper much?), it's so entertaining :D! oh your bro. i have two of those too, pity they're not into fandoms but um... fortunately less dubious?

also yes, do want high fashion AU, sounds like it'd be the coolest thing evarrr.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Honestly, my life is quite boring! Right now it is just job hunting and job applications and filling in the time in between with books or fandom. And I suppose the occasional entertainment by my brother, haha.

The high fashion AU is just something I will dream about forever. :'(

[sucaji.livejournal.com]

Did you see Kyu derping at all the HyukMi? lmao
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq6488Oh7g1qc9gtuo1_500.jpg

[meiface.livejournal.com]

haha I did see. But Kyu also looks like he'll die anytime any of the members do blatant fanservice; he has such a fine-tuned sense of secondhand embarrassment, lol. So self-conscious.

[thelastroads.livejournal.com]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I CACKLED HYSTERICALLY WHEN THE JONGHO KISS CAME OUT.

although my friends maintain that their lips didn't touch i don't careeeeeeee.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I'm right with you. IDC IT IS CUTE. MUCH DELIGHT. :D