I need this in my life RIGHT NOW

[meitachi]

Canes have no chance at making the playoffs, but I was still squeaking in glee when they shut out the Blues last night. HA, TAKE THAT ST. LOUIS. Were you even good when I was there? Don't be good now; you're not my team. Cam Ward was amaaaaaaaazing and bb!Jeff scored and I thought I had everything I wanted in life to make me happy, until I had this conversation:

meiface: Why is there not bodyswap in this fandom already? And somehow, I'm sure someone can figure it out, PRETEND BOYFRIENDS.

nicolasechs: OH OH Jeff Skinner is getting tired of his mom trying to set him up with a nice girl, so when she visits him in Raleigh and gets the wrong idea about Eric and him, he doesn't bother correcting her. And then he has to talk his captain into going along with the charade and Eric puts up a very weak protest while guiltily loving all the Jeff snuggles ever. Cue Jeff realizing that maybe his crush on Eric is more than that. Then there are misunderstandings and declarations of love and SO MUCH SEX. The end.

YOU GUYS.

YOU GUYS.

Comments

[intomorning.livejournal.com]

There can never be too many pretend bfs stories! Lol, why is it that hockey players (according to primers) are, like, so awkward? xD Also, now I can identify more than five players...!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ahaha jeff and eric
is jeff all MAN I WISH YOU'D FUCK ME
and eric going NO YOU ARE TOO YOUNG
BUT I'M GOIGN TO TOUCH YOU ALL THE TIME
AND TELL BAD JOKES TO SEE YOU SMILE
/CUDDLES
and jeff is like AWW CUDDLES but also seriously can we fuck

and jeff is like FINE I'LL GO FUCK OTHER PEOPLE
and eric will go OH HELL NO
i mean
AS YOUR CAPTAIN
I AM CONCERNED
ABOUT ANYTHING THAT MIGHT INTERFERE WITH YOUR HOCKEY


Hockey players are terrible manchildren AND YET STILL SO ENTERTAINING. Like thefourthvine's primer explained, really, they just stopped developing everything except hockey skills at 14.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

I WOULD READ THAT SO HARD.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ME TOO. WHY DOESN'T IT EXIST RIGHT NOW, ALL TWENTY-THOUSAND WORDS OF IT?

I have a window open where I am trying to write fratboy-AU-possibly-with-pretend-boyfriends, but I keep getting distracted by videos. How do other people do it??

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

many people I know joke that I am a fic-dispensing machine. mostly I accomplish it by not having other hobbies.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Well I am jealous of your fic-dispensing properties. OTHER HOBBIES SUCK ANYWAY. No, but seriously, basketball is seriously distracting me right now. Ugh, March, ALL THE SPORTS.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

IT'S WAITING FOR YOU TO WRITE IT, V.

I need to get more writer friends into hockey RPF so I can make them write all these ideas. All of them!!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I VOTE impertinence SINCE SHE WRITES EPICS but she may be tied up in other WIPs. Ugh, idk, let's just get everyone we know into hockey RPF and surely one of them will feel compelled by the sheer awesome that is this prompt.

[sapphynashi.livejournal.com]

I WOULD READ THAT.

JOYFULLY.

Mei, why would you introduce me to a fandom that doesn't already have reams of epics. That is the cruelest thing. It's like you invited me on a one-way, all-expenses-paid vacation trip to a desert to die of thirst. :(

[meiface.livejournal.com]

IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A FANDOM THAT MAKES YOU WRITE.

Which is SO hard.

But seriously I've written more in comments/chat in the past week than I have in...months. /o\ Too bad none of this will coalesce into a proper fic.

[forochel.livejournal.com]

THERE IS BODYSWAP. JUST WITH SEABS & DUNCS.


but, um. I feel that fic should exist about 1000x over.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I REMEMBER THAT. Every one of my favorite pairings should have all the tropefics too.

I REALLY WANT A SUPERHEROES AU. SUPERKANER. HIS POWER: SHUFFLIN. CAPTAIN SERIOUS. HIS POWER: SUCKING AWAY ALL THE FUN.

JEFF SKINNER, WHO NEEDS A SUPERNAME. SUPERPOWER: THE SMILE SLAYS ALL.

And Eric can just be like, Viking Man. From a clan of Viking clones.

[forochel.livejournal.com]

that's like ... that movie with all the kids who train to be sidekicks.






also this is really terrible mix of fandoms but when you said Viking and Eric I was like "...alexander skarsgard?" damn you, GK ):

[meiface.livejournal.com]

...well, that's where my mind was too. /o\ Now there's a Viking.

But seriously, Staaler is basically Thor.

[forochel.livejournal.com]

lololololol


LET US FEAST IN THE HALLS ON MEAD AND THESE JOINTS OF MEAT, MY BROTHERS, TO HONOUR OUR STALWART COMRADE, CAM WARD.


and then he keeps on feeding Jeff Asgardian mead to get him giggly and high and smiley, all loose-limbed and sprawly and basically crawling into Eric's lap.

and Cam's like, come off it man you mean feast in these halls on mead to get some.

[sometimesalways.livejournal.com]

Um, fake-boyfriends needs to happen so hard.

also, icon twins ;)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

DO YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S CALLING YOU TO WRITE IT? :DD

Yay! Fandom needs more icons. All the icons!

[sometimesalways.livejournal.com]

lol probably not, i'm already doing fake-boyfriends in a different fandom /o\ Plus I'll probably be writing faily phone sex for deepsix

BUT I NEED IT LIKE AIR OKAY.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Our team plan is to incept everyone we know into this fandom so one of them will write it.

UGH YOUR ICON IS SO FUCKING HOT UGH TAZER WHAT EVEN.

Who is having phone sex? :D :D :D

[sometimesalways.livejournal.com]

I AM DEFINITELY INCEPTING A TON OF PEOPLE INTO THIS FANDOM LOL.

TAZER DESTROYS MY ENTIRE LIFE. and thanks, i made it myself! <3

Jeff/Estaal. BECAUSE YES.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

The world needs more Jeff/Estaal! :D I AM EXCITED.

What is video is that from because serioussssssly so hot.

[sometimesalways.livejournal.com]

well, i i also have this idea in my head of a tazer/kaner fic that would probably include phone sex as well. I doubt I will write either of these -- but we shall see!

Oh my god, dude, if you've never seen this video uh.... oh man. be prepared to die.

Here ya go

http://youtu.be/vnOZK2j1AqU

I have a ton of vids linked on my pinboard too :)

https://pinboard.in/u:sometimesalways/t:hockey/t:videos/

[meiface.livejournal.com]

LOL OH MY GOD TAZER

I mean hot (and thiiiighs) but also LOL TAZER. I love him so much but I will never stop laughing at him. I pretty much feel that way about Kaner too. ♥♥ Ugh they are so stupid for each other WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO WRITE PHONE SEX FOR THEM. ;A;

[sometimesalways.livejournal.com]

I think i'm past the point of laughing at Tazer and just so hopelessly gone it's not even funny. I'm fucking obsessed, dude. Kaner i will also laugh at though, while also finding him ridic hot.

I'm kinda terrified to write Tazer/Kaner because they have deadpan and snark down to an art form and I just don't feel I can do them justice. but my idea is basically centered around them just texting beginning with tazer's car accident and throughout his injury -- just -- texts that are so them. And maybe there would finally be aphone call and maybe phone sex when they stop being stupid. But, yeah. It might happen. maybe ;)