facts about life

[meitachi]

Fact: Kaner is a life betterer.

Fact: Jeff has a nice ass.



Fact: Jeff is a tiny ball of rage. I still find it hilarious/endearing, but I really do hope it's something he can grow out of. (Sometimes I forget Kaner's his size because Kaner doesn't throw tantrums the way Jeff does. On the other hand, Jeff is pretty young. He needs to mature a bit. In the meantime - I'd still hit that. Yeah, yeah, judge away.)

Fact: EStaal is the frat president of my heart. Jesus, I could write a thesis on how weirdly adorable and hot I simultaneously find him. Whatever, it's not weird. Look at him jump Tazer, mock Kaner (he mocks everyone, to be fair), and make pointed comments about Jeff's age (and hobbies). Whatever, EStaal, you would fuck that. Just don't remind me about what a heart-clenchingly adorable father you are when I'm trying to picture you in porn scenarios in my head, though, thanks.

Fact: Writing is haaaaaaaard. I really should finish up something that I've started though.

Fact: Stiles's actor ships Derek/Stiles. Oh Teen Wolf, how are you so ridiculous.

Fact: Big Bang's lives are still the best. I love how much they rock Bad Boy live, how high-energy Fantastic Baby is, and how the crowd is so into the old favorite Lies, because some things are classic. I also love how Seungri thinks he's hot shit and GD has that stage presence but is bowing 90 degrees as soon as they wrap up. Also, TOP's hair, Daesung's smile, and lol Taeyang's pants. My boys. ♥ I want them on more variety shows!

Pointless comment: I really want to do something with my hair. I have so much of it. D: Should I cut it? Redye it? Perm it? These are the things I lie awake at night thinking about, i.e., gay porn and my hair.

Comments

[forochel.livejournal.com]

LIFE RUINER










/hotlinks like a pro

[meiface.livejournal.com]

god I could watch that gif forever. Kaneeeeeeeeeeeeer. Giggling. SO FUCKING CUTE.

I could also watch this forever alskjfldks

[forochel.livejournal.com]

GOOD THING ESTAAL IS MORE IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEELINGS THAN TAZER? ? ???

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

I think that Jeff's temper is something that Eric should train out of him. Preferably by tying him up and teasing him with his tongue until he learns patience and the word "please."

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I SUPPORT THIS PLAN. GET ON IT, ESTAAL. ugh that tongue.

For the good of the team, Estaal needs to assume his captainly mantle and make Jeff less (sexually) frustrated. For the good of the team!

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

And if nothing else, Estaal is a responsible captain. So what if the only way he can get his point across is through spanking? THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THAT JEFF IS GOING TO LEARN.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

Random interjection to say I love the way your mind works @_@...

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

Oh god, what if they have a special pre-game spanking ritual?

I AM GOING TO THE MOST SPECIAL HELL OF ALL.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I WILL JOIN YOU THERE.

So will Eric, for his dirty filthy shameful usage of Jeff Skinner.

Good times for everyone!

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

Eric started it as a joke, but it was definitely intended as a warning to Jeff to keep his emotions in control out on the ice. But after they managed to beat the Pens 5-2 (shhh just let me dream), Eric lightly spanked Jeff again before the Flyers game. Pretty soon the Canes are on a 6-game winning streak, and spanking Skinner just became one of the myriad of dressing room superstitions the team engages in. Except Eric can't just noticing the slight hitch in Jeff's breath when Eric hand comes down a little harder than usual and the way his walking has become a little more... stilted coming off the ice.

And then he finds out it's because Eric unleashed Jeff's secret spanking fetish, and Jeff's going to Raleigh's underground BDSM clubs to have leather daddies spank him until his cheeks are red. Cue jealousy from Eric (because only HE gets to spank Jeff) and kinky sex with lots of grabbing of Jeff's bootylicious hockey bottom. And then the Canes' streak ends, but Eric still likes tapping that ass. In more ways than one.

... My brain scares me sometimes.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

♥ YOUR BRAIN IS BEAUTIFUL. I WOULD WRITE ODES TO YOUR BRAIN. BUT THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH KEYS IN THE KEYBOARDSMASHALPHABET.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I posit that Eric/Jeff sex should include more fingering until someone is a writhing panting sweaty mess.

FOR THE GOOD OF THE TEAM.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

LOL. Shouldn't Skinner be playing BETTER because of that though?! Not more stressed out?! I vote for estaal being a sadistic fucker and Skinner has a vibrating plug shoved up his ass and that's why he's getting so many penalties - sitting is easier?

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

....

HAI I'LL BE IN MY BUNK

[meiface.livejournal.com]

that would be the worst idea during a game oh my god alskdjfslkd

maybe during practice though

and then filthy sweaty shower sex afterwards :DDDDD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Although slightly off topic to all this dirty sex, have you seen the Ask the Canes vids where they mock Jeff, name Disney princesses, etc? I love this team so fucking hard and Eric Staal hardest of them all.

Except how Jeff is perfect and my life ruiner but, you know. THIS TEAM. I discovered that despite knowing/fanning more individual Hawks players, I'm apparently more invested in the Canes IRL. Maybe it's because they're not as awesome and I root for them more to do well, whereas the Hawks are basically safe for postseason. Maybe it's because Canes are technically my home team. IDK.

Not to say Kaner and Tazer don't give me A Lot of Feelings because holy crap. Just.

/SO MANY FEELINGS

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

Wait, NO! I haven't seen that video! Link please? :D

And yeah, despite my hardcore Kaner/Tazer feels, I really want the Canes (and the Oilers and the Canadiens, DAMN YOU FANDOM) to do well. Stupid sports, being a zero-sum game.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Here's the one on Skinner's free time: http://video.hurricanes.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=134601
Naming the Jonas Brothers: http://video.hurricanes.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=83286
Skinner's wrestling name: http://video.hurricanes.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=684&id=155045

But then you have to page through the CaneVision presents section for "Ask the Canes" videos for the rest of them. It's a pain but sooo worth it.

I have read fics for the Oilers and Canadiens! But my heart is basically still with Canes and Hawks. ♥

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

SNACKS AND SHAKES

DIAPERS

SKINNY TIGHT PANTS

THE ENTIRE CANES TEAM WANTS A PIECE OF THAT JAILBAIT ASS. VIDEO DON'T LIE.

ETA: CaneVision presents is obviously how I'm spending the rest of my Thursday night. ♥ ♥ ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OKAY I HAVE TO GO TO BED EARLY LIKE A GOOD RESPONSIBLE ADULT PERSON

BUT FIRST LET ME SQUEAK INAPPROPRIATELY ABOUT TINY BB JEFF

AND HOW ANGRY HE IS

http://video.hurricanes.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=684&id=130829

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

OMG HE IS SO ADORABLE AND ANGRY AND HIS CHIRPING IS SO WEAKSAUCE IT MAKES ME LOL AND LOL

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

I STAND BY MY COMMENT THAT I HATE KANER. HIM AND HIS STUPID STUPID FACE AND THAT DAMN MOUTH - PUT YOUR TONGUE BACK IN GODDAMNIT - AND OMG THAT DOCUMENTARY (where he's beyond precious with his dad and fucking sweet and ~mature~ about the whole firefighter/police charity game and the military guy the team brights back to his family and and) ;_; damn it kaner.

Also. I have been rewatching that Tazer/Estaal gif (like a million times. why does it not exist in slow mo?!) and it's so fucking hot - i can't even: Is it just me or does it totally look like Eric is kissing Tazer or licking him or something more than just whispering. (Because Tazer's eyes totally glaze over for half a sec).

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

Speaking of asses though:


Taaaaaazer
My anaconda totally wants somasoma that...

[meiface.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Tazer ass is great ass also, it's true.

In that second pic. The back right pocket? Drooping 'cause it's holding his wallet.

WITH A PICTURE OF KANER IN IT.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

Because he needs Kaner on/in his ass at all times??

[meiface.livejournal.com]

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

LOL. Sharpy is so sexy. I think Sharpy, knowing how Tazer feels and HOW OBLIVIOUS KANER IS, should be aaaall over and up on Tazer (1. to tease Tazer, and 2. to make Kaner notice) except that it's estaal that notices and is all like dude. what's up. and Sharpy is like LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY GREAT IDEA TO GET MY CAPTAIN AND OUR TEAM DOUCHEBAGOFAWESOME TOGETHER!! and estaal is like, woah, baller idea, Sharpz. So then he's all over Tazer too and that's while Jeff is playing badly because he feels tots neglected by eric.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ugh estaal is perfect. ESTAAL FOR PRESIDENT.

/needs to get an icon of that tree

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

UGH I MISSED THIS POST BUT YES X 10000000 ABOUT ALL OF YOUR OPINIONS ABOUT THE HURRICANES.

also I would read the fic where Eric was in a frat and Jeff was a freshman n00b AND I DON'T EVEN CAAARE

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I think everyone wants to read it! If only I could write it alskdfldksj.

ALSO, I CAN'T WATCH THE GAME TONIGHT AND I'M WORRIED. PLEASE DON'T FUCK IT UP, CANES.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T WATCH IT EITHER. PROBS WHEN I AM DANCING AND KILLING MY FEET I WILL ALSO BE CHECKING NHL GAMECENTER LIKE A TOTAL DWEEB.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

LOL Have you seen this?! It's all my joys wrapped in one. ALL THE (important)STAALS!!! Jordan and Eric skating around mocking Kaner's height ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

oh my god what the fuck even is this

ERIC STAAL, TROLLING ALL OVER THIS VIDEO.

HE IS THE GREATEST.

Seriously, though, that's fucking hilarious. Staal brothers mocking each other and everyone else! Kaneeeeeeer. Ugh I love Kaner.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

LOL ERIC STAAL IS PERFECTION. HE'S SUCH A FRAT PRESIDENT IN LIKE EVERY ONE OF THESE "CANDID" VIDEOS ♥ Also everything he says taken out of context elicits a giggle from me...

[honeyrue.livejournal.com]

seriously, i feel like i might not express this enough, but i love estaal RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS. HIS GIRLY FLAILY IMPRESSION OF KANER. I DIE. WHAT AN ENORMOUS TROLLLL.

AND YESSSS BIG BANG'S LIVES ARE GREATTTT \o/

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I spent yesterday camped out in Youtube watching, like, all the Staal videos. God, that family. BUT ESTAAL ESPECIALLY. I love him so hard and the way he's sort of big bro to everyone and that of course entails chirping them about everything. ♥♥

UGH I LOVE GD SO MUCH. He is SO GREAT at projecting that badass artist persona but then gets all quiet and polite and laughs like a little kid and askldjflsk. ♥ My faaaaaaavorite. Except when TOP is.

[honeyrue.livejournal.com]

(http://tinypic.com?ref=21ju0s0)

hahaha estaaaallll ♥ my personal theory is that he honed his trolling skills over years of screwing with his brothers and now it defines how he treats all hockey players ever. EVERYONE IS ESTAAL'S LITTLE BROTHER. NO ONE IS SAFE.

AHAHA YESSS GD'S DUAL PERSONALITY IS THE CRAZIEST. like, onstage he is THE COCKIEST LITTLE SHIT OH MY GOD but then as soon as he steps off, he goes all giggly and bashful??? I MEAN WHAT. HOW. i legitimately love him.

[sweetcherrytree.livejournal.com]

continuing the conversation but oh my god for the first time in my life I'm caring about the NHL and it kills me that it's because of fandom. I die. omg. It inspires all of the flails. I'm actually watching hockey night in Canada RIGHT NOW and it's like, what is going on. why am i doing this.

And PLEASE WRITE MOAR I have been awaiting the frat boy fic that everyone seems to be talking about

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU WATCHING THE LEAFS PLAY THE RANGERS? I'm keeping an eye on the score of that game, but streaming the Canes playing the Red Wings because Caaaaaaaaaaaanes.

Oh god, I have a bunch of things started but I keep getting distracted from writing by watching stuff/flailing/reading. I wish I could just will these fics into existence. I REALLY WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO WRITE THEM SO I CAN READ THEM AND DELIGHT. My pinboard is basically all hockey RPF (...and Teen Wolf) right now, lol. What is self-respect?

[sweetcherrytree.livejournal.com]

I'm flipping between leafs/rangers and habs/flyers and occasionally tuning into canes/wings because this is what i do instead of um, doing work -.-

and ngl i check your pinboard regularly for fic recs so YOU SHOULD UPDATE MORE. i live in shame.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OH GOD THIS GAME. Carolina is up but alskdjfldk they really need to have better defense/not let the Wings get so many fucking shots alskl we'd be so dead without Cam Ward. /stress

SPORTS GIVE ME ALL THE FEELINGS. STRESSFUL ONES.

ahaha I update a lot! Though I'm still kind of picky. I read way more than I bookmark. Though I check out this tag (https://pinboard.in/search/?query=hockey+rpf&all=Search+All) a lot for new stuff too.

[sweetcherrytree.livejournal.com]

Um I'm just going to leave this (http://panda-check.livejournal.com/193686.html?thread=661398#t661398) here and wonder why the internet is the way it is

[meiface.livejournal.com]

...that has made my shitty night better, THANK YOU. God, the Canes blowing that lead breaks my heart, jesus.

BUT THIS HELPS.

[sweetcherrytree.livejournal.com]

ugh leafs lost to the rangers in a shootout and the raptors lose in OT to the bulls by ONE POINT in the VERY LAST SECOND

typical but nevertheless tiring

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Canes play Leafs on Tuesday. ;________;

We'll probably lose, sigh.

[sweetcherrytree.livejournal.com]

dude you're talking about the Leafs, if anyone is likely to lose it's them

and yet they will remain the most profitable team in the league, despite not having made the playoffs in god knows how long

[meiface.livejournal.com]

The Canes are on such a hot streak of losing to terrible teams though! Columbus - the worst team in the league right now, 5-1, then to the Red Wings, who were on a six game losing streak, by blowing a 4-1 lead to lose 5-4. JFC. Toronto should be ready to celebrate on Tuesday. At least your city really, really cares about your hockey!

[darkunicorna.livejournal.com]

Oh maaaaan even though they have been playing horribly, I can't help but be so invested in these dumb Canes. And it's actually really hilarious to watch Skinner be all smiley all of the time in interviews but be crazy angry on ice.

Also ughhh Eric and his kids, I can't.

Also also, STILES IS THE BEST PART OF TEEN WOLF, AND DYLAN IS JUST CRAZY.

Hmm, I felt like I had too much hair and I chopped it off to donate to locks of love (http://www.locksoflove.org/donate.html), though I totally screwed up and now my hair is ew, but I don't regret actually cutting it to donate, I just regret trying to fix it after.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

;__; Canes. JEFF. ERIC. I have all the feelings for this team and it's the worst. Hopefully next season will go better.

STILES IS REALLY THE BEST. I am having a hilarious time reading all the TW fic. It's weirdly popular.

Oh I've done Locks of Love before! I can't this time though because my hair is dyed and they apparently don't take dyed hair. I'm still tempted to chop it off just because I'm bored, but my friends are trying to talk me out of that, haha. We'll see. Short hair actually doesn't look that flattering on me, as I've discovered in the past. I really should learn.