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★mei ([personal profile] meitachi) wrote2008-06-10 03:14 pm

for Cate: Facts about Lee Donghae

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] aconite!

Um, so your fic sucks (and I'm still finishing it, it'll be up later tonight!), so I'm trying to make up for that by translating some Hae stuff like promised. :D This is incomplete, more like a tease from the fanbook.




This interview/fanbook was taken from late 2006 (which means that Donghae's father only recently passed away).

Name: Donghae
Real Name: Lee Donghae
Birthday: October 15, 1986
Blood Type: A

Favorite colors: white, blue, red
Favorite food: apples
Favorite season: likes all four
Favorite kind of weather: The time when you can be with someone you love

Average amount of sleep each night: Not quite 6 hours (I just want to note here that everyone else who was interviewed said 4 hours, except SD who said 5, but clearly DH is the most spoiled of them all)
What is most important to you in the world: the bracelet that his mom gave him, and his father who is in heaven

What do you always bring with you when you go out: Cell phone


The following are from a set of 50 fan questions that members apparently were answering online. I didn't translate all 50, obviously, but I will at some point. Some highlights:

Family members: Leader! Vice leader! Vice-vice leader! Vice-vice-vice leader! Vice-vice-vice-vice leader! Me.

What is love: When it comes, it’s easy. But when it leaves, it’s like dying.
What’s the most important characteristic of your significant other: As long as I like them, it doesn’t matter.

Where do you most want to travel: The entire world.
Who’s your favorite celebrity: Han Geng!
Your spending money each month: Not much, 555… (This number has probably been translated into RMB, because that is, um, if it's in won, it translates to about 50cents. So assuming we're doing currency exchange correctly, it should be about $75.)
What brand names do you like to wear: A/X, CK, Nike
The greeting on your cell phone display: Give me a chance!
How many texts do you send each day: About ten.
What do other people ask you the most: What time are we going to the company/work?

What are the pros of dating: Always wearing a smile on your face
What are the cons of dating: You need to use love to embrace shortcomings
First love: My parents.
The person you like: Lee Hyukjae
The person you’d date: Kim Heechul
The type of significant other you’d like: Kibum
(Oh Donghae, sweetie, your life is all about SuJu.)

What would you do for your girlfriend on your 100th day anniversary: Sing.
When did you cry the most: After entering SM
What would you name your future children: Namhae (South Sea), Seohae (West Sea) haha
What do you do after you start to like someone: Get nervous

Say something to someone who truly likes you: Let's kiss, sweetheart! (That's the rough translation of the meaning; it would sound a lot more awkward literally. But it's so cute in Chinese and I'm assuming Korean: 亲亲吧,我的宝贝!)
After fifty questions, do you have any questions to add: Do you like me?


One day I will finish these! Because Donghae is my eternal bias. Then there are the story snippets and things about him being a crybaby, about his dad, and then the letter that his dad left him that ripped me to pieces omfg. I'll probably also do Leeteuk and Sungmin's. :">

In the meantime, I hope you liked this, Cate! And that it fueled your love for Donghae, because, um, we all know how much that needs to be fueled. ;D Much like my love for Donghae. Yes, anyway! Happy birthday again!

[identity profile] dear-whimsy.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
AGUDISFLJDSIFSDU F

PLEASE DATE HEECHUL AND KIBUM. PREFERABLY AT THE SAME TIME.

[identity profile] dear-whimsy.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
AND GROUPIE!SEX WITH GENG Y/Y.

AGUDIFSLDUFDLSKFJ OMGLOL HE WOULD DATE HEECHUL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGLOL

[identity profile] taylormercury.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
hghflshfls ohmygod I love him so much why is he so amazing?! I would beg plead and cry for this to at some point be completed hfkskflldla (like for my birthday, next tuesday 8D HAHA no xD) oh god. my bias, my love, watch as it engulfs the entire universe.

Also this answer of his really touched me: What is love: When it comes, it’s easy. But when it leaves, it’s like dying.

he has the best answers EVER *dies all over* god he's adorable XD

[identity profile] aconite.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
♥ BIRTHDAY HAE! And I doubt the fic sucks at all. :D

;ASLKDJHG WHY IS HE SO ADORABLE AND WEIRD AND SWEET AND LKSDJ?? THE NAMES FOR HIS CHILDREN OMGWTF OH, HAE ♥ AND DATING HEECHUL.

[identity profile] aconite.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Y! GROUPIE!SEX SHOULD HAPPEN. MAKE IT SO.

[identity profile] sugarwarrior.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
dfkljafdsklsdjf;lL THAT IS SO CUTE
HE LIKES GENG, HYUK, AND BUMMIE. AND CHUL TOO 8DDD;; Oh Hae♥ You cute little boy man 8D<33333

[identity profile] dear-whimsy.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
DONE. AFTER SCHOOL IT WILL BE MY VERY VERY LATE BDAY FIC 4YOU?

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG GROUPIE!HAE. CUTEST THING EVER.

HAE: *__* Omg, will you sign this please?
GENG: How about you come into my room and I'll sign something else for you~

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
PLEASE DATE HEECHUL AND KIBUM. PREFERABLY AT THE SAME TIME.

YES PLEASE. THEY DON'T MIND.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, Kibum. He has hot arms. That makes me want to do his too. OKAY, I'M IMPROVING MY CHINESE ANYWAY. :Db

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL OKAY. Next Tuesday seems like a valid goal. And there are only 50 questions. XD I think I'll try to do some of the other things too, like people talking about how he's a crybaby and, if I can, the letter from his dad that WILL MAKE EVERYONE CRY.

Hae is seriously such a hopeless romantic tough. ♥

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. The fic is...um. Well. You will see, eventually! :D

Hae's future wife will be Heechul, wait Kibum, wait Hyukjae? won't mind naming her kids after seas, right? Right! Because she's married to Hae, she'll be too happy to mind anything~

[identity profile] dear-whimsy.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG YOU.

Why do you have the best lines ever? D: WHERE IS MY GENG!ICON.

HAE: HiI'mDonghaeI'myourbiggestfanhi. 8DDDD;; IHAVEABACKSTAGEPASSHI.
GENG: *lazy once-over* Hey~ So you do. Well then, can I have your backstage pass? ...Donghwan, was it?
HAE: OMGhelookedatmeSUREOKAYWHATEVER.

[identity profile] dear-whimsy.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
MMMMMMMMMMMMM THREESOMES.

MMMMMMMM CHUL AND BUM SHOULD BE IN GENG'S BAND. MMM GROUPIE!HAE THREESOME.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
DONGHAE IS SO CUTE. ALL THE TIME. I CAN'T STAND IT, IT'S BAD FOR MY HEART. :(

combining your stuff with mine for Epic Groupie Fic (with sex)

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
HAE: Omgomgomg I'm going to meet him!
MIN: Try not to pass out or anything.
HAE: Omgomgomg. WHAT IF I GET TO TOUCH HIM.
MIN: Sometimes I pretend I don't know you, I hope you know that.
HAE: BUT IT'S HAN GENG. And, you know, the rest of his band!

BACKSTAGE

HAE: OMG HI :D I'mDonghaeyournumberonefanhi. Will you sign this?
GENG: You're cute.
HAE: OmgomgomgHECALLEDMECUTE
GENG: Hey, guys, come over here and meet--Donghwan? Was that it?
HAE: Sure! Why not. :D :D :D
CHUL: Hmmm.
BUM: Hmmm.
HAE: :D?
GENG: Cute, right?
CHUL: Dibs.
BUM: Or we could share.
CHUL & BUM: *exchange lascivious looks*
HAE: :D?
GENG: *grins* So, Donghwan, why don't you let Heechul and Kibum show you around backstage?
HAE: Okay! Butwillyousignthisfirst?

AND THEN KIHAECHUL GROUP SEX HAPPENS.

GENG: *texts Chul* All done?
CHUL: Give us five and you can have him.
BUM: Mmm, I liked this one. Let's keep him.
HAE: *passed out on bed*

FIVE MINUTES LATER:

GENG: *lounges against door* All mine?
CHUL: If you can wake him up, all yours.
GENG: I've got a few ideas. >:)

NEXT DAY:

HAE: OMGOMGOMG YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
MIN: What?
HAE: I HAD SEX WITH HAN GENG AND HIS BAND.
HYUK: NO WAI.
HAE: YES WAI.
HYUK: I'M SO JEALOUS.
HAE: :DDDDDDDDDD
MIN: Did they at least sign something?
HAE: ...

[identity profile] aconite.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
:D! lolol I am in suspense over this fic.

I imagine that anyone who would marry Donghae (obviously a member of suju LOL SERIOUSLY WTF HAE) will have known what they've gotten themselves into by the time they have to name the baby.

[identity profile] aconite.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I APPROVE OF THIS! :D :D ♥

Re: combining your stuff with mine for Epic Groupie Fic (with sex)

[identity profile] aconite.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
MIN: Did they at least sign something?
HAE: ...


CLEARLY THIS MEANS HE'D HAVE TO GO BACK, YES?

Re: combining your stuff with mine for Epic Groupie Fic (with sex)

[identity profile] dear-whimsy.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
OHMYGOD. MIN. MINMINMINMIN. YOU LOVE ME, YOU DO. I CAN'T WRITE THIS ANYMORE. THE ENTIRE FIC IS JUST THERE. THERE. *____* *FAWNS OVER*

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I love you. And Min! And the combination of the two of you is obviously too devastating to resist. ;D

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
FOR AUTOGRAPHS AND MOAR SEX. But mostly for the sex. :D

[identity profile] aconite.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU STILL HAVE TO WRITE IT. >:O

[identity profile] incandescence.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
... How cute.

This has me interested in Donghae now. Fuel my Donghae love too? XD

[identity profile] dear-whimsy.livejournal.com 2008-06-10 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
askdjf I will try, though actually it's going to be really hard to match up to that ^ level of awesome. .________.;;

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