WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY T_T

[meitachi]

Leeteuk doesn’t like to admit it but he knows he plays favorites sometimes. There’s Kangin, of course, because there will always be Kangin – they’ve known each other forever and Leeteuk can’t help it. What Leeteuk doesn’t talk really talk about (and what other people don’t really know) is how much he loves Donghae because of the way Donghae calls him repeatedly, homesick and needing reassurance (no one else will do), or the way he will wake Leeteuk at four in the morning just to say, “Hyung, I missed you,” and the way he’s moved so easily to tears when he finally hugs Leeteuk after two months away. Leeteuk loves the way Donghae makes him feel needed and wanted. He loves the way Donghae makes him feel, above all, special.

I'M BORED. I'M TIRED OF (FAILING AT) WRITING. EVERYTHING I WRITE IS POINTLESS. I FEEL UNFUNNY. UN-INSIGHTFUL. OTHER STUFF. (SEE HOW I FAIL AT WORDS?)

Solution?

ONE SENTENCE REQUEST MEME GOES HERE. Fandom, character/pairing, prompt, whatever. :| Go. But do not expect quality!

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eta: Apparently this is a one-sentence porn request meme. ::dies:: I've turned everything into smut, so help me God...

eta2: Er, requests now CLOSED. :D Thanks for playing!

Comments

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

WAIT ARE YOU ONLY WRITING ONE SENTENCE?

LOL

EETEUK ON PLASTIC SURGERY. :Dv

FAILZ I THINK I'M FUNNY IDK

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Leeteuk doesn't like talking about plastic surgery because it's the number one goal of high school girls once they graduate and, as much as Kangin likes to tease him about it, Leeteuk swears he's not a goddamned high school girl. (He sure doesn't suck cock like it, anyway.)

Re: FAILZ I THINK I'M FUNNY IDK

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ILU.

YOU BRING LIGHT INTO MY DISMAL LIFE. =(

Re: FAILZ I THINK I'M FUNNY IDK

[meiface.livejournal.com]

REQUEST MOAR?

Re: FAILZ I THINK I'M FUNNY IDK

[peachpastiche.livejournal.com]

YOU BRING LIGHT INTO MY DISMAL LIFE TOO

WITH YOUR LULZY REQUESTS

Re: FAILZ I THINK I'M FUNNY IDK

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

LOL.

MY SPAM, IT NOW HAS JUSTIFICATION.