WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY T_T

[meitachi]

Leeteuk doesn’t like to admit it but he knows he plays favorites sometimes. There’s Kangin, of course, because there will always be Kangin – they’ve known each other forever and Leeteuk can’t help it. What Leeteuk doesn’t talk really talk about (and what other people don’t really know) is how much he loves Donghae because of the way Donghae calls him repeatedly, homesick and needing reassurance (no one else will do), or the way he will wake Leeteuk at four in the morning just to say, “Hyung, I missed you,” and the way he’s moved so easily to tears when he finally hugs Leeteuk after two months away. Leeteuk loves the way Donghae makes him feel needed and wanted. He loves the way Donghae makes him feel, above all, special.

I'M BORED. I'M TIRED OF (FAILING AT) WRITING. EVERYTHING I WRITE IS POINTLESS. I FEEL UNFUNNY. UN-INSIGHTFUL. OTHER STUFF. (SEE HOW I FAIL AT WORDS?)

Solution?

ONE SENTENCE REQUEST MEME GOES HERE. Fandom, character/pairing, prompt, whatever. :| Go. But do not expect quality!

askdjfldks RESTLESS IDEK

eta: Apparently this is a one-sentence porn request meme. ::dies:: I've turned everything into smut, so help me God...

eta2: Er, requests now CLOSED. :D Thanks for playing!

Comments

I've only read the title

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

LOL STFU DANCE MONKEY, DANCE. >:|

Re: I've only read the title

[meiface.livejournal.com]

STFU I QUIT.

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

WAIT ARE YOU ONLY WRITING ONE SENTENCE?

LOL

EETEUK ON PLASTIC SURGERY. :Dv

FAILZ I THINK I'M FUNNY IDK

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Leeteuk doesn't like talking about plastic surgery because it's the number one goal of high school girls once they graduate and, as much as Kangin likes to tease him about it, Leeteuk swears he's not a goddamned high school girl. (He sure doesn't suck cock like it, anyway.)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

REQUEST ANYTHING I KNOW. I'LL WRITE ANYTHING. HP IS ALWAYS SAFE BET?

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

BUT THE TEUKHAE WAS LOVE.

POT. FUJIRYO. FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.

YOU DON'T FAIL AT WRITING MEI. D:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

TEUKHAE MAKES ME ;_; AND WANT TO CUDDLE EVERYONE.

Fuji realizes some time into his third year dating Ryoma that when Ryoma says, "But Fuji-senpai, you're old," it's just another way of him saying, "I'm not sure why you're still into this kink but I'll indulge you and call you senpai anyway." Fuji doesn't mind and continues to complain about back pain, smiling when Ryoma shoots him a dirty smirk and says those words, just the way Fuji like them, again.

SO BY 1 SENTENCE I MEAN LIKE...2 OR 3.

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

EUNHYUK. FAILING AT SOMETHING.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

A secret Eunhyuk never tells anyone is that he failed at masturbation the first four times he tried it because, okay, well, he was young and he had no idea what he was doing and the other time his mom nearly walked into him and then the third time Junsu started laughing and the fourth time he had to stop because he did something wrong and it ended up a lot more painful than he was sure it was supposed to be.

It doesn't matter that he doesn't tel anyone though, because Junsu is happy to share on his behalf.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Henry can say "I love you" in six languages but he can only say, "Get away from me, I didn't mean it like that" in one, and of course (he thinks dismally to himself as he's fighting off four overexcited, underage fangirls and Donghae) that would be the one language none of them understand.

[peachpastiche.livejournal.com]

SIWON'S EYEBROWS. GO

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Sometimes Siwon thinks his eyebrows are having conversations without him, especially when he's busy ogling at the newest stunt on the newest variety show he's on, and then suddenly everyone is looking at him and commenting about his expression and he doesn't even know what he did. It's disconcerting, to say the least, but then there are times when Han Geng gives him a long, hard look, and Siwon's pretty sure his eyebrows do some of the talking for him, and then there is sex - so Siwon doesn't really mind.

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

NO.

OH WAIT.

OH SHIT.


EUNHYUK. WINNING.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Everyone teases Eunhyuk because everyone likes Eunhyuk and Eunhyuk knows this, and he also knows it is because of his spectacular cock-sucking skills, of which he is very proud, and of which he is more than glad to demonstrate on any member who doubts.

Sometimes Donghae will say vaguely, "Oh Hyukkie, I don't think you're that good, you know," and sometimes Kangin will slap him upside the head and say, "Heechul is way better!", or Hankyung will go, "Um. I don't think I understand what you're saying about your prowess," and then Eunhyuk will have to go show them again.

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

SUNGMIN IN A SKIRT IN PUBLIC.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

No one bats a lash when Sungmin walks down the street in a skirt because no one can tell he's a guy - he's wearing a shoulder-length wig and a little bit of make-up and Kyuhyun says, "That's cheating" but Sungmin wins the bet anyway because some lecher tries to grope him on the subway and nearly has a heart attack when he find something that isn't supposed to be there.

"I can't help the ignorant," Sungmin sighs, twirling a lock of hair around his finger, "and you owe me a handjob and a closet fuck for this."

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

HEECHUL IN A SKIRT IN PUBLIC.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Heechul doesn't walk down the street in his miniskirt - he sashays, because he's hot (so so so hot hot) and he knows it, and the people around him know it, if the whistles are anything to go by, and Kangin groans, "He will never let us forget this one, will he?"

Heechul doesn't, especially because he knows Kyuhyun is sneaking peeks at his legs (Kyuhyun always did have a thing for legs) and he catches Siwon muttering prayers under his breath and he definitely caught Kibum's hand on his ass, though Kibum's blithe smile shows no shame at all.

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

DONGHAE IN A SKIRT IN PUBLIC.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

No one expected Donghae to look good in a skirt or to pass for a girl but with a wig and a lesson on how to walk in heels, everyone is floored, because he passes for a way hotter girl than even Heechul or Sungmin (both of whom are a litle put out by this). Donghae only flushes, slightly embarrassed, and shrugs as he leans into Kibum's arms and avoids the interested looks of passing guys. Kibum's not too sure how he feels about it either because, one one hand, he's smug that Donghae is clearly his and all those other guys can fuck off, and on the other hand, could those other guys please fuck off, and on the third hand (well, whatever), he would really like to take Donghae home know and fuck him through the mattress, skirt hitched up over his hips just like that--

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

YESUNG AND HOW HE IS AMAZING.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

WTF. IHU.

[peachpastiche.livejournal.com]

SHO AND HIS BELLY RING.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

When Sho's bored he sometimes fiddles with his belly ring just because he can, slipping his fingers under the hem of his shirt to toy idly with it - he doesn't notice until the others bring it up the way Nino will flush and look away or the way Ohno will stutter in the middle of a sentence or the way Aiba will stare unabashedly. It's when Jun finally says, "Fuck, Sho, quit that. Do you know how hard it is to keep an erection hidden from the camera?" before Sho realizes what he does to his bandmates...and so he takes to doing it more, now with a deliberate edge to his grin.

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE shieldkitten JUST BEGGED FOR IT ON MY FLIST.

ZHOU MI/EUNHYUK "where they are awkward and earnest and fail and all angular and bony and hip bones and elbows and awkward conversation and 'are you sure you want this?' and awkward and fail."

ONLY SHORTER I GUESS.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

"Are you sure you want this?" Zhou Mi asks as he bangs into Eunhyuk and they bang into the wall together, all angles and bones and gasps that could be surprise or pain or both. Eunhyuk doesn't bother to use words in his reply; he graps Zhou Mi by the back of his neck, fingers sliding through the fine hair at the nape, and he opens his mouth in an obscene sort of welcome that Zhou Mi can't resist and then they're kissing, sliding against each other, knees bumping together as they press closer, and the world blurs.

WHUT. IDEK. ::FAILS::

[scorch66.livejournal.com]

I love these memes!!

PoT, Fuji/Ryo, ribbon

Btw, I don't know how you could even *think* that you fail at writing. All these people requesting a sentence from you should prove otherwise. I've read most of your work (even stuff from the SuJu fandom which I'm not a part of) and I love it! (Whenever I'm in need of a good Thrill Pair fic, your the first I think of ^_~)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

alksjdf you are too kind. But thank you. ♥ Now random smutty more-than-one-sentence fic thing! :'D

Fuji raises an eyebrow and says, musingly, "I like this new side of you, Ryoma," because it's the first time Ryoma has tied Fuji up in ribbons instead of the other way around, and now Ryoma is the one smirking and prowling across the bed to kiss Fuji and tease Fuji and make Fuji gasp when Fuji can do absolutely nothing about it except beg.

Fuji thinks he could come to like this, a lot, but Ryoma knows he already does.

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

A want Fuji/Ryoma too (because sometimes you just need some PoT *is shot*) prompt: I sell seashells by the sea shore

Let's see you work pr0n into that! XD;;

[meiface.livejournal.com]

"Fuji, Fuji - Syuusuke," Ryoma snaps crossly as he shoves Fuji from on top of him, detaching the mouth that was sucking idly on his throat. Ryoma grimaces at Fuji's mock pout and complains, "The beach is not a good place for sex because there is sand and broken seashells everywhere. And you're not the one being pressed down into it."

SORT OF MENTIONS OF MAKING OUT? I can try for a smuttier version if you'd like~

[phasera.livejournal.com]

oh hey, is this still going on? :D?

QMI annnnnnnnd, jealousy? of some sort? :O

[meiface.livejournal.com]

But of course! THOUGH I PROMISE NO QUALITY, LIKE I SAID.

Kyuhyun doesn't like to admit it, but sometimes he's jealous of the way Zhou Mi sings, and other times he's jealous of the way Zhou Mi can laugh so easily and get along with everyone so well off-camera when he's not being judged by the world. Zhou Mi knows this and he likes to strip away those little insecurities Kyuhyun hoards as he strips away Kyuhyun's clothes and presses kisses and reassurances into Kyuhyun's skin, down his stomach and over his hipbones, making Kyuhyun gasp.

[fyretoppaaa.livejournal.com]

Kaga/Mitani, sidedish :)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Kaga fucks Mitani on Tuesdays and Thursdays when Tsutsui tutors some kid in math after school, because Mitani is rough where Tsutsui is soft, and he curses where Tsutsui only whimpers, and he tastes like cigarettes and gum where Tsutsui tastes like lunch and toothpaste and sometimes Kaga's come. Kaga fucks Mitani and pushes him into the wall or the bed or the closet door, grunting, but he doesn't ever pretend he's not picturing Tsutsui in his mind instead.


...MY BIAS, I THINK IT SHOWS.

[shieldkitten.livejournal.com]

Okay, Zhoumi/Eunhyuk, why does nobody take us seriously?

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

I'M DRABBLING FOR YOU LOSER.

[shieldkitten.livejournal.com]

Zhoumi/Eunhyuk, Zhoumi you dance like a squid.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Eunhyuk can't decide if he's amused or appalled as he watches Zhou Mi dance, body squirming and arms flailing because he's just so goddamned skinny and too tall and then--oh--because suddenly Zhou Mi is in his personal space, wide smile gone, lips hot and damp right next to Eunhyuk's ear as he asks for a personal demonstration of the choreography. His large hands rest on Eunhyuk's hips and tighten as Eunhyuk shudders a little bit and ducks his head to murmur an agreement, then licks his lips nervously and adds, daringly, "In bed first, then on the dance floor."

[forochel.livejournal.com]

PORN? PORN! THIS IS MY EXCITED FACE, THEN I REALISE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MY SHINY BOYS ARE. D:

NARUTO/SASUKE, FINAL COMBAT! DRAMATIC MUSIC! AND WIND!

OR, SAKURA KNOCKS THE BOTH OF THEM OUT AND CALLS THEM RETARDS BEFORE LOCKING THEM IN A ROOM TOGETHER, NATURALLY THEY COME OUT SORE AND BRUISED, BUT SASUKE'S LOST ALL THOUGHTS OF ATTACKING KONOHA, AND NARUTO IS CONFIDENT OF BEING HOKAGE, WITH -

oh wait you're the one writing, not me. D:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

WELL YOU SHOULD ALSO WRITE. ONE SENTENCE PORN IS KIND OF FUNNY.

"Do you mind," Sasuke snaps as he stops mid-jutsu and adjusts his hair, glaring at both Naruto and the world in general because the damned wind is too strong and could be turned down a bit, thanks. He's not quite sure he quite approves of the music either, which is not as epic as he'd like for the last battle, but he's distracted from these thoughts when Naruto leaps across the (literal) chasm between them and tackles him to the ground, mouthing at Sasuke's exposed throat and ignoring his snarling protests of, "We're supposed to be having a showdown, you complete and total retard!"

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

May I ask for Heero/Duo, but from another character's POV?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

But of course! I am always happy to be reminded of my 1x2 love! I'm not sure this is any good though. D:

Wufei doesn't usally have a problem with the two of them because they don't generally engage in public displays of affection, since neither Heero nor Duo could be accused of that kind of sentimentality (Wufei doesn't like public displays of affection). The problem, however, is that for all the times they don't handhold or hug in public, they make up for by disregarding the world (and Wufei's comfort zone) and exchanging smoldering looks, eyes intent as one or the other of them will smile deliberately, making promises Wufei would rather not think about, thank you.

[velvetiine.livejournal.com]

lol porn 8D
C-can I ask for Kayashima/Nakatsu again xD;
..because they first pairing I thought of and now my brain is stuck on it.
and this pairing needs more love D:

..or well. Hitachiin twins? :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

After the first time Kayashima says quietly, "They're watching" (and Nakatsu knows he's not talking about their classmates), Nakatsu puts a blindfold over him every time afterwards; Kayashima doesn't mind because it heightens all his other senses and he shivers as Nakatsu's hands skate lightly over his bare stomach, explorative at first, and Nakatsu likes it because he wants Kayashima focused on only him and none of their possible (he shudders) spectators.

[halcyon-morn.livejournal.com]

I know it's the next day over there or whatever, but you still have to write for me, ok? Ok.

Kibum + arms + sexing everyone up
Kangmin w/ bungling!Kangin and badass!Min.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I WILL ALWAYS WRITE YOU (ONE SENTENCE) PORN, CHRIS. :Db

ALSO, LONGISH BECAUSE KIBUM'S SEX AND ARMS DESERVE IT. OMG.


"Kibum has the sexiest arms ever," Donghae announces out of the blue during rehearsal one day, and Kibum only blinks as everyone turns to stare consideringly at his arms, bared by his sleeveless shirt.

"They really are amazing," Sungmin comments, wistfully patting his own biceps.

"Mmm," agrees Kyuhyun, licking his lips.

"Siwon-hyung has nice arms too," Ryeowook feels obligated to point out.

"But Siwonnie is too much of a prude to let us get an up close and personal inspection of those arms," Heechul replies, eyeing Kibum with a look in his eye that promises all sorts of fun later on.

Kibum only shrugs at them and later he fucks Eunhyuk against the practice room mirror as Eunhyuk grabs his arms and throws his head back moaning. Later still he's got Leeteuk squirming under him on Hankyung's bed, nails digging into Kibum's back and shoulders and arms. At some point in the middle of the night, he wakes to Yesung groping him through his boxers and his mouth sliding hot over Kibum's biceps, and when Kibum takes a shower the next morning, Donghae sneaks him and wraps himself around Kibum like a limpet, murmuring sleepily into Kibum's wet skin as he flexes his hips.

"Working out's a great way to get girls," Kangin tells him later as they're in the gym together.

Kibum smirks a little and wipes off the sweat from his brow with a towel. "Really, hyung?" he asks mildly, running his eyes down Kangin's body and grinning when Kangin swallows hard.






IDK. YES. YES FOR KIBUM'S ARMS?

[konnistique.livejournal.com]

HOW CAN EVERYTHING REMIND YOU OF PORN? :O

...well, let's try to fix that. Heechul + 100 Roses. >:| Take that, precious ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Never doubt my porn abilities!

Siwon says, shocked and slightly hurt, "You tore apart all one hundred roses I sent you?" because there is no mistaking the red carpet of petals on the floor of Heechul's room. Heechul only laughs and pulls Siwon close to him, smiling up at him with his eyes glittering, and murmurs, "You missed the petals on the bed, Siwonnie. They're going to a much better use now," and that's when he starts stripping Siwon, who later grudgingly admits that the silk-soft glide of petals against his skin is rather erotic, as he shivers into Heechul's hands and mouth.