WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY T_T

[meitachi]

Leeteuk doesn’t like to admit it but he knows he plays favorites sometimes. There’s Kangin, of course, because there will always be Kangin – they’ve known each other forever and Leeteuk can’t help it. What Leeteuk doesn’t talk really talk about (and what other people don’t really know) is how much he loves Donghae because of the way Donghae calls him repeatedly, homesick and needing reassurance (no one else will do), or the way he will wake Leeteuk at four in the morning just to say, “Hyung, I missed you,” and the way he’s moved so easily to tears when he finally hugs Leeteuk after two months away. Leeteuk loves the way Donghae makes him feel needed and wanted. He loves the way Donghae makes him feel, above all, special.

I'M BORED. I'M TIRED OF (FAILING AT) WRITING. EVERYTHING I WRITE IS POINTLESS. I FEEL UNFUNNY. UN-INSIGHTFUL. OTHER STUFF. (SEE HOW I FAIL AT WORDS?)

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Comments

[meiface.livejournal.com]

A secret Eunhyuk never tells anyone is that he failed at masturbation the first four times he tried it because, okay, well, he was young and he had no idea what he was doing and the other time his mom nearly walked into him and then the third time Junsu started laughing and the fourth time he had to stop because he did something wrong and it ended up a lot more painful than he was sure it was supposed to be.

It doesn't matter that he doesn't tel anyone though, because Junsu is happy to share on his behalf.

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

LOL

OH LOL. SO BRILLIANT.

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

OMG EPIK FAIL. WIN WIN WIN SO MUCH WIN.

*huggles hyuk*

[shieldkitten.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OF COURSE EUNHYUK WOULD FAIL AT MASTURBATION THE FIRST FOUR TIMES.