WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY T_T

[meitachi]

Leeteuk doesn’t like to admit it but he knows he plays favorites sometimes. There’s Kangin, of course, because there will always be Kangin – they’ve known each other forever and Leeteuk can’t help it. What Leeteuk doesn’t talk really talk about (and what other people don’t really know) is how much he loves Donghae because of the way Donghae calls him repeatedly, homesick and needing reassurance (no one else will do), or the way he will wake Leeteuk at four in the morning just to say, “Hyung, I missed you,” and the way he’s moved so easily to tears when he finally hugs Leeteuk after two months away. Leeteuk loves the way Donghae makes him feel needed and wanted. He loves the way Donghae makes him feel, above all, special.

I'M BORED. I'M TIRED OF (FAILING AT) WRITING. EVERYTHING I WRITE IS POINTLESS. I FEEL UNFUNNY. UN-INSIGHTFUL. OTHER STUFF. (SEE HOW I FAIL AT WORDS?)

Solution?

ONE SENTENCE REQUEST MEME GOES HERE. Fandom, character/pairing, prompt, whatever. :| Go. But do not expect quality!

askdjfldks RESTLESS IDEK

eta: Apparently this is a one-sentence porn request meme. ::dies:: I've turned everything into smut, so help me God...

eta2: Er, requests now CLOSED. :D Thanks for playing!

Comments

[meiface.livejournal.com]

"Are you sure you want this?" Zhou Mi asks as he bangs into Eunhyuk and they bang into the wall together, all angles and bones and gasps that could be surprise or pain or both. Eunhyuk doesn't bother to use words in his reply; he graps Zhou Mi by the back of his neck, fingers sliding through the fine hair at the nape, and he opens his mouth in an obscene sort of welcome that Zhou Mi can't resist and then they're kissing, sliding against each other, knees bumping together as they press closer, and the world blurs.

WHUT. IDEK. ::FAILS::

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

XD WHAT <3

[meiface.livejournal.com]

CANNOT FIT AWESOME IN SUCH SHORT WRITING OR SOMETHING. ::EXCUSES::

[shieldkitten.livejournal.com]

1) NO WAIT OKAY I'M NOT READY TO TALK TO YOU YET, WAIT, I'LL COME BACK.

2) VICTORIA THAT IS NOT COOL, NOW MY APPETITE IS WHETTED AND STUFF, AND HEY.

1) OH OKAY SO HELLO. why is this only one sentence long, why, why, why, why, why I am this close to crying from frustration and want.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU WANT THEM SO BADLY. D: IS IT BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH SKINNY THINGS WITH BONES?

But! Um! I fail at writing longer things! You can request more one(ish) sentence things here if you want. I could slowly build up more ZM/EH!

[shieldkitten.livejournal.com]

I... I go through phases where I think Eunhyuk is zomgPERFECT with somebody. Today it is Zhoumi. Did you see the pictures of Zhoumi at the Korea airport (idk what it's called) and he's in this hideous sweater that shows a lot of collar bone? AND a straw fedora. They clearly have similar fashion sense, and, and, lots of long parts and ~*~earnesty~*~ and drive to prove themselves and just... They should be BFFs, with lots of benefits.