WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY T_T

[meitachi]

Leeteuk doesn’t like to admit it but he knows he plays favorites sometimes. There’s Kangin, of course, because there will always be Kangin – they’ve known each other forever and Leeteuk can’t help it. What Leeteuk doesn’t talk really talk about (and what other people don’t really know) is how much he loves Donghae because of the way Donghae calls him repeatedly, homesick and needing reassurance (no one else will do), or the way he will wake Leeteuk at four in the morning just to say, “Hyung, I missed you,” and the way he’s moved so easily to tears when he finally hugs Leeteuk after two months away. Leeteuk loves the way Donghae makes him feel needed and wanted. He loves the way Donghae makes him feel, above all, special.

I'M BORED. I'M TIRED OF (FAILING AT) WRITING. EVERYTHING I WRITE IS POINTLESS. I FEEL UNFUNNY. UN-INSIGHTFUL. OTHER STUFF. (SEE HOW I FAIL AT WORDS?)

Solution?

ONE SENTENCE REQUEST MEME GOES HERE. Fandom, character/pairing, prompt, whatever. :| Go. But do not expect quality!

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eta: Apparently this is a one-sentence porn request meme. ::dies:: I've turned everything into smut, so help me God...

eta2: Er, requests now CLOSED. :D Thanks for playing!

Comments

[meiface.livejournal.com]

But of course! THOUGH I PROMISE NO QUALITY, LIKE I SAID.

Kyuhyun doesn't like to admit it, but sometimes he's jealous of the way Zhou Mi sings, and other times he's jealous of the way Zhou Mi can laugh so easily and get along with everyone so well off-camera when he's not being judged by the world. Zhou Mi knows this and he likes to strip away those little insecurities Kyuhyun hoards as he strips away Kyuhyun's clothes and presses kisses and reassurances into Kyuhyun's skin, down his stomach and over his hipbones, making Kyuhyun gasp.

[phasera.livejournal.com]

YAY QMI. :D (lolol they are so the new Kyumin)

also, your icon. WTF. O_o

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Nuuuuu, but I love the KyuMin! D: I MISS IT.

My icon is a Chinese pun, lol. Zhou fan = porridge, but it also means, well, Zhou Mi fans. Ahaha. Yes.

[phasera.livejournal.com]

Kyumin is like Eunhae, it is DYING. OR HAS DIED. D: going extinct. idk.

i want to ship Sungmin with someone else, too~ but SJH is fsiling me! D: despite the amounts of incredible gheiness it should be generating, there is actually... not really any. (at least when compared to SJM, right??) :( :( FAIL.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

See, I was never quite on the EunHae boat - I saw them more as awesome retarded BFFs - outside of a few good fics, so I don't mourn that as much as KyuMin. ;_; I'm working on KyuMin porn for sapphira_angel right now but all it's got as a...HyukMin blowjob. ::dies:: I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

And it's true! SJH is not nearly as gay as marketed! Or gay in a totally different way! Sungmin is actually sort of manly now... What about KangMin?

[phasera.livejournal.com]

HyukMin!! but, they are like ultimate bff! (not that i would be at all opposed to reading about said BJ's, ahahaha.)

KANGMIN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLKBZG1n7wQ). they make me happy in my soul. D: they are so unloved, though.

OH HEY. CAN I GET A KANGMIN SENTENCE. :D? ♥?

i-idk why it's so fail *cries*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Sungmin is taking a shower when Kangin decides that he needs one too, right then, in the same bathroom, and Sungmin lets out a girlish shriek of surprise he is embarrassed about for the next week (especially because Shindong won't let up teasing about it), but Kangin grins and slides his hands in certain places and puts in mouth in other places that make Sungmin forget about unimportant things like that.