WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY T_T

[meitachi]

Leeteuk doesn’t like to admit it but he knows he plays favorites sometimes. There’s Kangin, of course, because there will always be Kangin – they’ve known each other forever and Leeteuk can’t help it. What Leeteuk doesn’t talk really talk about (and what other people don’t really know) is how much he loves Donghae because of the way Donghae calls him repeatedly, homesick and needing reassurance (no one else will do), or the way he will wake Leeteuk at four in the morning just to say, “Hyung, I missed you,” and the way he’s moved so easily to tears when he finally hugs Leeteuk after two months away. Leeteuk loves the way Donghae makes him feel needed and wanted. He loves the way Donghae makes him feel, above all, special.

I'M BORED. I'M TIRED OF (FAILING AT) WRITING. EVERYTHING I WRITE IS POINTLESS. I FEEL UNFUNNY. UN-INSIGHTFUL. OTHER STUFF. (SEE HOW I FAIL AT WORDS?)

Solution?

ONE SENTENCE REQUEST MEME GOES HERE. Fandom, character/pairing, prompt, whatever. :| Go. But do not expect quality!

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eta: Apparently this is a one-sentence porn request meme. ::dies:: I've turned everything into smut, so help me God...

eta2: Er, requests now CLOSED. :D Thanks for playing!

Comments

[halcyon-morn.livejournal.com]

I know it's the next day over there or whatever, but you still have to write for me, ok? Ok.

Kibum + arms + sexing everyone up
Kangmin w/ bungling!Kangin and badass!Min.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I WILL ALWAYS WRITE YOU (ONE SENTENCE) PORN, CHRIS. :Db

ALSO, LONGISH BECAUSE KIBUM'S SEX AND ARMS DESERVE IT. OMG.


"Kibum has the sexiest arms ever," Donghae announces out of the blue during rehearsal one day, and Kibum only blinks as everyone turns to stare consideringly at his arms, bared by his sleeveless shirt.

"They really are amazing," Sungmin comments, wistfully patting his own biceps.

"Mmm," agrees Kyuhyun, licking his lips.

"Siwon-hyung has nice arms too," Ryeowook feels obligated to point out.

"But Siwonnie is too much of a prude to let us get an up close and personal inspection of those arms," Heechul replies, eyeing Kibum with a look in his eye that promises all sorts of fun later on.

Kibum only shrugs at them and later he fucks Eunhyuk against the practice room mirror as Eunhyuk grabs his arms and throws his head back moaning. Later still he's got Leeteuk squirming under him on Hankyung's bed, nails digging into Kibum's back and shoulders and arms. At some point in the middle of the night, he wakes to Yesung groping him through his boxers and his mouth sliding hot over Kibum's biceps, and when Kibum takes a shower the next morning, Donghae sneaks him and wraps himself around Kibum like a limpet, murmuring sleepily into Kibum's wet skin as he flexes his hips.

"Working out's a great way to get girls," Kangin tells him later as they're in the gym together.

Kibum smirks a little and wipes off the sweat from his brow with a towel. "Really, hyung?" he asks mildly, running his eyes down Kangin's body and grinning when Kangin swallows hard.






IDK. YES. YES FOR KIBUM'S ARMS?

[phasera.livejournal.com]

100% YES. YES INDEED. /:)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

The first thing Kangin does is make Sungmin mad by calling him girly, and Sungmin gets in his face about that one, shoving at Kangin until he's backed up against the wall, swallowing hard at the look on Sungmin's face because, god, he's hot when he's furious. "Hyung, sometimes you really piss me off," Sungmin says between his teeth, "you just don't know when to stop, do you?" and Kangin agrees that he doesn't because then he's pulled Sungmin up to him and he's kissing him and it's hard and slick and angry and Kangin loves it.

[phasera.livejournal.com]

OOH LOOK, ANOTHER ONE! :D/ ♥