WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY T_T

[meitachi]

Leeteuk doesn’t like to admit it but he knows he plays favorites sometimes. There’s Kangin, of course, because there will always be Kangin – they’ve known each other forever and Leeteuk can’t help it. What Leeteuk doesn’t talk really talk about (and what other people don’t really know) is how much he loves Donghae because of the way Donghae calls him repeatedly, homesick and needing reassurance (no one else will do), or the way he will wake Leeteuk at four in the morning just to say, “Hyung, I missed you,” and the way he’s moved so easily to tears when he finally hugs Leeteuk after two months away. Leeteuk loves the way Donghae makes him feel needed and wanted. He loves the way Donghae makes him feel, above all, special.

I'M BORED. I'M TIRED OF (FAILING AT) WRITING. EVERYTHING I WRITE IS POINTLESS. I FEEL UNFUNNY. UN-INSIGHTFUL. OTHER STUFF. (SEE HOW I FAIL AT WORDS?)

Solution?

ONE SENTENCE REQUEST MEME GOES HERE. Fandom, character/pairing, prompt, whatever. :| Go. But do not expect quality!

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eta: Apparently this is a one-sentence porn request meme. ::dies:: I've turned everything into smut, so help me God...

eta2: Er, requests now CLOSED. :D Thanks for playing!

Comments

[nongttaengi.livejournal.com]

OMG, when I read the ones you'd just posted, I had to request. *is a whore like that* 8D So, I'd like my OTP, Yehbum/Kisung with anything. Sweet fluff, sexy porn, loving sex, sitting on the couch eating chips - I don't care, I just love me some Yehbum! ♥

Am a secret closet fan of movie!verse Kangchul and I really like Kyuchul, but I will leave my request at Yehbum/Kisung because I love forever. ♥

8D

KIBUM'S ARMS OF SEX~ :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

A lot of people have noticed that Yesung likes to work out recently, but only one person (okay, two including Yesung himself) know why: it's not really because he wants to get buffer (though that's a perk), but really because he likes to watch Kibum work out because (sometimes Yesung thinks this to himself and then gets really embarrassed)--holy shit, their little Kibummie has grown up and is one goddamned hot piece of ass. And arms. And abs. And everything else.

The best (worst?) part of it all is that Kibum knows he's hot and he knows Yesung wants him, so he only grins lazily as he heaves the weights above his head, shifting muscle under skin and making Yesung bite his lip, hard.

Re: KIBUM'S ARMS OF SEX~ :D

[nongttaengi.livejournal.com]

OMG! So, like, I just went out to dinner with a couple of guys my friend knows (total flop of a "date" although there was a hot korean boy that looked like DJ Tukutz and Brian's lovechild), and then I come home to this, and I love it ♥ thank you SO much for writing this! 8D Would you mind if I put this in my Kisung pimp post (I'll credit you, of course) to help people realize the wonderfulness that is Kisung? 8D

(Feel free to say no. I swear XD)

Re: KIBUM'S ARMS OF SEX~ :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I have never quite understood the appeal of KiSung because I've always been too much of a KiHae fangirl, haha. ::kicked:: But please feel free to use this if you want. I always support the spread of Kibum's hot arms, and I need someone to show me the light re: Yesung anyway. ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Because I love movie!verse too! :D

Kangin thinks Heechul is a bitchy princess who can't even really dance and Heechul thinks Kangin is a complete dunce who can't even really do judo, but even though they sort of scorn each other, their rivalry makes for really hot make-out sessions behind the school during lunch breaks and Kangin doesn't mind Heechul's loud mouth so much when it's sucking his cock, and Heechul doesn't mind Kangin's strength so much when it's got him pinned to the side of the building as Kangin kisses him. They're the definition of dysfunctional, but, being teenaged boys, they don't really give a fuck as long as they can get off.

[nongttaengi.livejournal.com]

AND THIS TOO!? I didn't even see this, and now I really, truly do love you. Much more than I did with just the Kisung. Because Kisung makes me love people, Kisung for ME makes me love people more, but additional Kangchul? Beautiful ♥ Thank you so much for writing these!

(Heechul blowing Kangin behind the school - yes. Kangin pinning Heechul to the wall - omg, yes.)