tonight, your drinks and dreams are on me

First! Some notes for the first k-pop fic I've written in four months!

( Extended notes on Beyond the Door (There's Peace) )

IN OTHER NEWS, science has linked the following:
- earlier bedtimes with less depression
- teeth-brushing with fewer heart problems
- cell phone use with prevention of Alzheimer's
- preschool with prevention of childhood leukemia
- jacking off with prevention of prostate cancer (LMFAO)

Science has not yet linked JGL's ass with greater levels of happiness and health (and intesified sex drives, cough), nor have they linked Tom Hardy in my bed with curing all things everywhere (and also WORLD PEACE), but I am sure it is only a matter of time. SCIENCE, I BELIEVE IN YOU.

You know what I do not believe? That I am the only person on all of LJ with "jgl's ass" in my interests.

For shame! If I didn't love y'all, I wouldn't even point out my rec for the MOST AMAZING ROCK BAND AU INCEPTION TEAM FIC EVER. But I do. So go read the fic and flail, as I did.

And I will conclude with a poll because I am in need of material by which to judge the rest of you:

[Poll #1631565]

did you know that tom hardy wants to knit a cat?

I find it totally hilarious that the last post has so many comments because people needed to DEFEND THEIR LOVE OF MUSHROOMS. EXCUSE ME, WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE.

No, I kid, I kid. The way this friendship works is that I will take your hated cilantro/eggplant/coconut and give you my mushrooms. That way it is like equivalent exchange! With fewer dead people.

Today's pointless post brought to you by my catching up with notmyhairitisapalm@tumblr, which is possibly one of my favorite places on the internet. See this video?

I would be that girl.

(5:56:40 PM) chasing cities。: her body language is
(5:56:45 PM) chasing cities。: /PRESS MYSELF AGAINST YOU
(5:56:52 PM) chasing cities。: IN HOPES YOU WILL WANT TO PUT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER ME

Also, let me tell you of another Tom I find adorable instead of hot but is dear to my heart:

TomFelton been in walmart...for 2 hours...its SO BIG! i didn't know where to start!!!!!

alskdfjd idk, I just find him SO CUTE, okay? T_T I love Tom Felton (T-FELT??) on Twitter.

(5:52:53 PM) chasing cities。: TOM HARDY WHY U NO HAVE TWITTER >:(

My Toms have significantly brightened up my day, where I spent the entire morning reading about Nice Guys™ and got increasingly pissed off at the men who shouldered themselves into these really thoughtful discussions to defend their behavior or point out that, well, women do bad things too so it, like, totally justifies men being creepy assholes! No.

But we'll end on a happy note: GORGEOUS TOM HARDY FANART. *__*