fuck this entire weekend, man

What a fucking heartbreaking sports weekend, with all of my teams losing. Fuck that shit.

At least UNC made it further than Duke. Good season, guys. Good run. ♥

Canes, you wreck me forever but I love you anyway. Hawks... Oh god, you can do better than that. Liverpool, we're still not on speaking terms (except for Stevie Gerrard).

Here's a picture of bb!Jeff pouting, which is obviously the face he turns on Eric when he wants to get his way and it makes Eric weak in the knees but also makes him feel like a dirty, dirty old man because, jesus, Jeff is a baby.



( But he's also a kid with no stamina who needs to work on that for the good of the team. And Eric is all about his captainly duties, even in the bedroom. )

I am also more than willing to talk about how everything in hockey just makes me think of fratboys, especially Kaner encouraging Tazer to drink and everything about Tyler Seguin and Brad Marchand. Literally everything. (Yes, those are matching tattoos. Yes, they are dancing shirtless on a bar while groping each other.)

On the bright side, I had a Korean BBQ date with the lovely peachpastiche and her friends today, which was fun and delicious. MEAT. /Luffy