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fuck this entire weekend, man
What a fucking heartbreaking sports weekend, with all of my teams losing. Fuck that shit.
At least UNC made it further than Duke. Good season, guys. Good run. ♥
Canes, you wreck me forever but I love you anyway. Hawks... Oh god, you can do better than that. Liverpool, we're still not on speaking terms (except for Stevie Gerrard).
Here's a picture of bb!Jeff pouting, which is obviously the face he turns on Eric when he wants to get his way and it makes Eric weak in the knees but also makes him feel like a dirty, dirty old man because, jesus, Jeff is a baby.
Here's some porn I wrote in chat while the Hawks were losing miserably tonight. I'm still attempting to write Real Things, not in chat. "Attempting" being the key word.
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Eric licks those dimples as he jerks Jeff slow, slow slow slow, as Jeff pushes his hips restlessly into Eric's grip, desperate for more friction, whining in the back of his throat.
"Eric," he pants. "Come on. Come on."
But every time Jeff begs, Eric just slows down more. He presses his mouth, warm and wet, against the underside of Jeff's jaw and loosens his grip. He moves his hand away, slides his palm along Jeff's thigh, and when his thumb grazes Jeff's balls, Jeff jerks. Eric kisses his throat, soothing.
"Please, Eric," Jeff says. "Please, just - god." He's pushing against Eric mindlessly, heels digging into the bedspread.
Basically Jeff is desperate and whiny and Eric is sadistically slowing it down as Jeff claws at his back demanding more, getting super irritated. So Jeff starts bossing Eric around because he's turned on out of his mind and pissed and he just wants to fucking come, okay? Screw stamina, he's young, he's got a short refractory period, it's fine.
But Eric just smiles at him, that fucking mouth that should be wrapped around Jeff's dick and isn't, and says, "No. For the good of the team, you have to learn patience, Jeff."
Patience and endurance, Eric murmurs into his skin as he jerks Jeff off some more and sucks hickeys into his neck and then right when Jeff's on the edge, he slows his hand and kisses Jeff to stifle his protests because Eric is an asshole.
This goes on basically forever until Jeff is pink all over and his mouth is red and swollen from how hard he's been biting his lips in frustration. Eric's back is all marked up from Jeff scratching him out of impatience. And Eric's hard too, god, Jeff looks SO fucking used and filthy and just - every dirty fantasy Eric's shamefully jerked off to for the past six months.
But Eric is determined to draw this out. He has a point here, okay, and he's going to make it. As captain. Or whatever.
So he pushes Jeff back into the bed with a hand on his chest and just looks at him. "Stay," he says and Jeff glares at him, eyes dark, burning, but he does as told.
Eric straddles him, knees on either side of Jeff's chest, and fists himself right over Jeff's face. He works his hand fast and hard, knowing he won't last long with how hard he's been for ages.
The tingle starts low in Eric's spine and then he's coming hard. It hits Jeff's cheek, his neck, catches on the edge of his open mouth. The sight wrenches a groan from Eric. "Shit," he mutters when Jeff licks his lips.
Fuck, that's obscene, Eric thinks, and then he's sliding back down so he can kiss Jeff, lick into his mouth as he shoves his hand between them and wraps it around Jeff's dick.
Jeff makes a pleading, whining sound into his mouth and kisses back frantically. Eric's finally jerking him with purpose, setting a rhythm, and it seems like it takes only seconds before Jeff's coming, shaking apart. He collapses back onto the bed, sweaty, hair matted to his head, and still looking so delicious Eric just wants to put his mouth all over him again.
But, he reminds himself, patience. That's the lesson here.
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nicolasechs: BUT WHERE IS THE FINGERING UNTIL HE CRIES, MEI
meiface: laskjdf NEXT ROUND? ;__;
nicolasechs: round 1: handjob
round 2: blowjob
round 3: fingering
round 4: rimming
repetition is the key to success
It must be so.
Talk to me more about how Eric should take Jeff in hand and work out his anger issues or improve his endurance!
I am also more than willing to talk about how everything in hockey just makes me think of fratboys, especially Kaner encouraging Tazer to drink and everything about Tyler Seguin and Brad Marchand. Literally everything. (Yes, those are matching tattoos. Yes, they are dancing shirtless on a bar while groping each other.)
On the bright side, I had a Korean BBQ date with the lovelypeachpastiche and her friends today, which was fun and delicious. MEAT. /Luffy
At least UNC made it further than Duke. Good season, guys. Good run. ♥
Canes, you wreck me forever but I love you anyway. Hawks... Oh god, you can do better than that. Liverpool, we're still not on speaking terms (except for Stevie Gerrard).
Here's a picture of bb!Jeff pouting, which is obviously the face he turns on Eric when he wants to get his way and it makes Eric weak in the knees but also makes him feel like a dirty, dirty old man because, jesus, Jeff is a baby.
Here's some porn I wrote in chat while the Hawks were losing miserably tonight. I'm still attempting to write Real Things, not in chat. "Attempting" being the key word.
*
Eric licks those dimples as he jerks Jeff slow, slow slow slow, as Jeff pushes his hips restlessly into Eric's grip, desperate for more friction, whining in the back of his throat.
"Eric," he pants. "Come on. Come on."
But every time Jeff begs, Eric just slows down more. He presses his mouth, warm and wet, against the underside of Jeff's jaw and loosens his grip. He moves his hand away, slides his palm along Jeff's thigh, and when his thumb grazes Jeff's balls, Jeff jerks. Eric kisses his throat, soothing.
"Please, Eric," Jeff says. "Please, just - god." He's pushing against Eric mindlessly, heels digging into the bedspread.
Basically Jeff is desperate and whiny and Eric is sadistically slowing it down as Jeff claws at his back demanding more, getting super irritated. So Jeff starts bossing Eric around because he's turned on out of his mind and pissed and he just wants to fucking come, okay? Screw stamina, he's young, he's got a short refractory period, it's fine.
But Eric just smiles at him, that fucking mouth that should be wrapped around Jeff's dick and isn't, and says, "No. For the good of the team, you have to learn patience, Jeff."
Patience and endurance, Eric murmurs into his skin as he jerks Jeff off some more and sucks hickeys into his neck and then right when Jeff's on the edge, he slows his hand and kisses Jeff to stifle his protests because Eric is an asshole.
This goes on basically forever until Jeff is pink all over and his mouth is red and swollen from how hard he's been biting his lips in frustration. Eric's back is all marked up from Jeff scratching him out of impatience. And Eric's hard too, god, Jeff looks SO fucking used and filthy and just - every dirty fantasy Eric's shamefully jerked off to for the past six months.
But Eric is determined to draw this out. He has a point here, okay, and he's going to make it. As captain. Or whatever.
So he pushes Jeff back into the bed with a hand on his chest and just looks at him. "Stay," he says and Jeff glares at him, eyes dark, burning, but he does as told.
Eric straddles him, knees on either side of Jeff's chest, and fists himself right over Jeff's face. He works his hand fast and hard, knowing he won't last long with how hard he's been for ages.
The tingle starts low in Eric's spine and then he's coming hard. It hits Jeff's cheek, his neck, catches on the edge of his open mouth. The sight wrenches a groan from Eric. "Shit," he mutters when Jeff licks his lips.
Fuck, that's obscene, Eric thinks, and then he's sliding back down so he can kiss Jeff, lick into his mouth as he shoves his hand between them and wraps it around Jeff's dick.
Jeff makes a pleading, whining sound into his mouth and kisses back frantically. Eric's finally jerking him with purpose, setting a rhythm, and it seems like it takes only seconds before Jeff's coming, shaking apart. He collapses back onto the bed, sweaty, hair matted to his head, and still looking so delicious Eric just wants to put his mouth all over him again.
But, he reminds himself, patience. That's the lesson here.
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nicolasechs: BUT WHERE IS THE FINGERING UNTIL HE CRIES, MEImeiface: laskjdf NEXT ROUND? ;__;nicolasechs: round 1: handjobround 2: blowjob
round 3: fingering
round 4: rimming
repetition is the key to success
It must be so.
Talk to me more about how Eric should take Jeff in hand and work out his anger issues or improve his endurance!
I am also more than willing to talk about how everything in hockey just makes me think of fratboys, especially Kaner encouraging Tazer to drink and everything about Tyler Seguin and Brad Marchand. Literally everything. (Yes, those are matching tattoos. Yes, they are dancing shirtless on a bar while groping each other.)
On the bright side, I had a Korean BBQ date with the lovely
peachpastiche and her friends today, which was fun and delicious. MEAT. /Luffy
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Also: I love how classy the boys in this fandom are. Truly in awe of it. matching tats! tabletops! words. and they're Jeff's age....
Endurance: cock ring. duh.
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Yeah, intermittently between looking at gifs, I was writing porn. It was better than watching that horrific game. :(
ALL OF THEM WANT TO BE IN THIS FRAT, OKAY? Clearly this frat will just have cockrings lying about in innocuous common areas and visitors will be like "..." and Tyler will ask Brad, "Dude is that ours? Or is that Kaner's? OH GOD IT'S ERIC'S, HEY PREZ, COME COLLECT YOUR SHIT," and Jordan wanders by and makes the most pained face ever because God, he really never wants to think about his brother having sex. WITH A FRESHMAN.
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It reaaaally was. Although now all I can think when I see the pics with the cup is wow i really hope they're not kissing where X's name is on the cup...that would be weird...
LOL. OMG SEGUIN AND BRAD AS JEFF'S RUSH BUDDIES. OMG OMG CAN WE GIVE THEM PLEDGE NAMES?!
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lol I just wanna be close to Jeff Skinner. /creeper
YES OKAY, THEY WILL BE FELLOW PLEDGES. I've made a plan. Idk about pledge names, they're so fucking stupid. Maybe I'll just stick with the obnoxious irl shortening of their names, like Segs and Marchy and Skins. Skinny? =____=
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I THINK THEIR INTERNAL GAYDARS ARE BROKEN
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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INTO EACH OTHER
I spent Saturday reading all the fic for them on AO3. /o\ There was not nearly enough.
(They're totally going into my frat AU, hell yeah. I'll learn more about them along the way!)
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And then maybe in retaliation Jeff climbs into his bed in the middle of the night and gets his own back by touching Eric all over and getting him totally worked up and desperate for it and then tying him up and not letting him touch while Jeff fucks himself on his own fingers in front of Eric, panting Eric's name and putting on a show.
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and *____* oh man, this is so great. a constant give-and-take between them would be amazing.
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Glad you like the story. I think I'm finally ready to try to write seriously in a fandom that isn't kpop. Let's see how it goes. /crosses fingers
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Ahhh it's been a great season. That, at least, is what I keep coming back to.
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This has been my Monday. :(
Clearly I need more Eric/Jeff porn to deal with this week.
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Hope the rest of your week gets better too!
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lol jeff, i just want to pinch his cheeks and laugh at him for his temper tantrums on ice
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Jeeeeeeeeeeeeff. MY FAVORITE. I have so many inappropriate feelings for him, oh god. /projects them onto Eric and writes them into fic
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holy shit, jeff and eric and all the whining and begging and a;lsdfkjas;lkfjjesus.
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