so now I'm rooting for all of the original six to be out in round 1

I think being a hockey fan - okay, a Hawks fan - is making me an alcoholic.

I totally saw the knockout coming tonight but yet - yet I am drunk and sad, because we actually played better tonight than we did in the previous five games, but we lost by an embarrassing margin. Tazer and Kaner shaking hands with the Yotes at the end of the game just ruined me. And then swingingstars and I got in the car to hear the ending strains of We Are Young.

It was like a sign.

A terrible, tragic sign.

Sorry, Hawks.

Maybe next year.

Whatever. Next year I'm all in for the Canes. >:(

I CAN BE DRUNK AND MAD AND SAD, RIGHT?

Someone write me some fucking with some goddamn feelings, dammit.