Kpop: playground for plastic surgery

[meitachi]

So if Kpop bands had mottos, what would they be?

Can you guess the following?

• RESISTANCE IT FUTILE. THERE ARE FAR TOO FUCKING MANY OF US.*


• BE PREPARED TO PEDO >:3

Alternate slogans! Same groups as above. But I feel like these may be more obvious, lol.

• You know you like us 'cause we're insane gay OLD LIKE YOU!


• They are tiny and adorable and bend in unnatural ways while dancing!

*courtesy of Chris, in this crazy thread


WHAT ARE YOUR SUGGESTIONS? Think boy bands! Girl bands! Solo artists even! (Rain: Who needs fluent English when you've got liquid hips?; Se7en: Likes them girls.)

GOD I'M SO BORED. :DDD Entertain me! Play with me! But don't distract me too much - I'm trying to write fiiiiiiiiic ooooooooooh. God what a disaster haha.

Comments

[suxing.livejournal.com]

1. SUPAA JUNIA?!?!
2. ... uhm uhm idk for this is relative! D: but I'm putting my best on SHINee...?

But for all Korean boybands in general: HIP THRUSTS, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THEM, or or something.

I think I used up wit quota for the day dklsajflskf. *retires*

[suxing.livejournal.com]

bets* /brain malfunction

[meiface.livejournal.com]

DING DING DING YOU ARE OUR 1000TH VISITOR - YOU WIN! \:D/

Sob, I'm sorry there are such young'uns in fandom still. I'M SORRY I'M OLD AND PEDOSHINEE IS SO ADORABLE. :( /clings to old!SuJu

Lolol: Hip thrusts: an undervalued art.

[konzatsu.livejournal.com]

*snerk* suju and shinee?

(in general, but thinking tvxq XD) why yes, we can dance, sing, and have perfect hair all at the same time. unless you're yoochun and your hair is perpetually trying to eat you.

big bang: out-thugging you in rainbow colors since 2006.

suju: backup dancers? what are those?

....clearly i didn't get enough sleep last night. going back to work now. >>;

[meiface.livejournal.com]

LOLOL @ all of those, but particularly BB & SJ. Oh man, so true. I'm always a little weirded out when BB or any group I'm watching has backup dancers because SuJu never needs those.

Oh poor, poor Yoochun and his often unfortunate hair...

[konzatsu.livejournal.com]

XD me and elise were watching some of their perfs the other day and trying to keep up with people and realized that with just suju on stage, there were more people than dbsk with their dancers. i still can't tell hardly anyone apart, though. i fail at koreans.

see, i like yoochun's hair. as odd as some of it's been, i've never actively disliked any of his hairstyles (we'll just pretend none of their debut-era things never happened, mmkay?). it's just funny when it tries to eat him. or when his clothing tries to eat him. for good lols, watch just him in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUdNBv5GGPI). XDD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Idk, I think my introduction to TVXQ was around O and I very much wtf-ed at Yoochun's Jack Sparrow-esque hair in that. Then again, no one really had fabulous hair in the O era...

[halcyon-morn.livejournal.com]

*LOLs @ BB* It's perfect. XD

[konzatsu.livejournal.com]

they totally bring new meaning to the phrase 'ghetto fabulous'.

[halcyon-morn.livejournal.com]

[CSJH] WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE? D:

U-KISS: Because we're not old enough to.

[After School] NILFs. 'Nuff said.

I'll probably back with more once I've showered. Biking is fun! :Db

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OT: CHRIS I AM WRITING KIHAE FIC AND IT IS SO BORING AND UNFUNNY AND NOT HAPPY OR GAY. MY KIHAE MOJO BROKE, SOB.

[halcyon-morn.livejournal.com]

OMG FIX IT CRIES. ;~;

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW HOW T___T

MAYBE IF YOU WRITE MY STRIPPER!HAE FIC.......

[halcyon-morn.livejournal.com]

DIES OK FINE. *writes*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

:DDD

GOOD. B/c I am done with my (short!) fic and I am so aslkfjld GRARR at its lameness. ;_;

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

Lol @ U-KISS!!

[emeraldcrystal.livejournal.com]

LOL. very nice. XD curiously, how into SHINee are you? i'm on a small quest to find out about their personality.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Not enough! I know nothing of their personalities because I haven't watched any of their shows - mostly I've just watched their MVs, some perfs (oh their dancing~~ :D), and them doing karaoke! I've also watched them do SJ's Miracle with SJH and DBSK's Mirotic b/c they are the cutest fanboys ever~

Individually, though, I can't help you. :( Sorry.

[emeraldcrystal.livejournal.com]

Haha, alright, thanks! I guess I'll have to spend some time watching their shows instead. Not that that should be a huge problem... XD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

They had a reality TV show right? Where they took noonas on dates or something alkds. That's all I really vaguely recall because I never had time to watch it. I heard it was ridiculously adorable though! :D

[emeraldcrystal.livejournal.com]

Aha, did they? I actually don't like those dating shows though... like Super Summer? I think that's the one with Donghae, Kibum, and Shiwon... I watched 2 episodes or so and then stopped. XD

[chinapaper.livejournal.com]

LMAO WHAT IS THIS POST


also minho's nose :|

[meiface.livejournal.com]

QUICK WHAT WOULD EPIK HIGH'S MOTTO BE?

T___T Just wrote fic. askdfjlsdk UGH I don't even like it. IT'S NOT FUNNY, WHY.

/does not care about Minho's nose! I do not fangirl SHINee enough to care. :( But...I like Jonghyun's body roll! Did you see Chris's post? :D

[chinapaper.livejournal.com]

"DEEP ENOUGH TO BADTOUCH YOUR PROSTATE"

sldkfjlads ooooh fic :'D


Idek if it's really different! I guess so... I was surprised because they are still young to me and I didn't think it would be Minho out of all of them lololol but yeah your title reminded me of it! 8D I LOVE JONGHYUN. and no, chris is locked to me :(

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OHNOES OHNOES, here look at this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwc_KjoxCBE)!

Oh Epik High, so ~deep indeed!

Yeah, but it's a hugely popular thing in Korea, not just among its celebrities, so I can't say I'm really surpised?

[chinapaper.livejournal.com]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I CAN'T STOP LOOKING *___* i mean, studies for bio alsdkfhLSIEhflKSdjflaskdjf

ahahahaha, i was considering something more sarcastically mocking because i am totally not all up in epik high's grill right now, but. effort. :(

trueeeeeee, this is (sadly) true. u_u

[meiface.livejournal.com]

STUDY FOR BIO. FIGURE OUT HOW THAT BOY CAN MOVE LIKE THAT.

I like Epik High but their new album did not make me alskdjfdl all that much. They are fun though! Possibly just a little overrated as ~deep, or ~so good, or ~real music.

[chinapaper.livejournal.com]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I WISH I COULD

word upppppp. :|

[peachpastiche.livejournal.com]

Se7en: You can Google me, baby.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ROFL OH THAT'S RIGHT.

Oh Se7en, your lyrics.

[konnistique.livejournal.com]

LOL amen to the too-many-of-us. Do they even know how hard it is to make a decent, good-budgeted PV of them with so many people? ;~~~; Can we haz storyline prz.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

This just makes me think of the difference between Arashi and KAT-TUN PVs lol. Oh man the budget differences...and boy do they show!

[chrestomanci]

The Step & Go PV still pains me so much.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

On the bright side, Arashi tends to be much happier and more lovable despite lack of budget. :3 THEIR SONGS ARE SO CHEERFUL.

[chrestomanci]

TRUTH! You've seen the Believe PV (AND THE ANIME VERSION OH MY GOD), right? They're also coming out with Crazy Moon pretty soon and omg it looks so good. I've been so proud of my boys lately!

[2naonh3-cl2.livejournal.com]

SJ - We're like Where's Waldo...Only harder.
Big Bang - Will dance for Gucci.
U-Kiss - Have you ever seen To Catch a Predator?

Kpop in general - Have no bones.

So tired. -_- zzzzz

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Hahaha oh SJ. SO MANY MEMBERS.

Hmm must think of some good ones for SNSD and WG...

[chrestomanci]

these are cracking me up. knew them instantly!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Too bad I don't know other bands well enough to mock them with mottos.

Although I think "Gayer than you" could not possibly be more apt for any band but Arashi.

SJM: China's biggest and best. 57% Korean.

[out-of-words24.livejournal.com]

oh god i can't think of any off the top of my head but this is hilarious XD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I like the one below talking about TVXQ: Our fanbase is bigger than some countries.

LOL SO TRUE.

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

SNSD- Just add 4 more for Super Junior: The Girl edition.
SNSD- Our outfits are most definitely not rated Gee Gee Gee Gee... baby, baby, baby.
SuJu- Our band has more vans than your band.
SHINee- The reason you and your best friend are contemplating if 10 to life is worth it.
BB- ... G Dragon... enough said...
TVXQ- Who REALLY runs South Korea again?
TXQ- Our fanclub has more people in it than some countries... and that's not even all the fans... lol pwn.

I dunno. My funny left me. DX

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

sorry, the V got cut out in the second TVXQ.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahaha the 2nd TVXQ one is so, so true. God they have a crazy large fanbase!

2NE1: Big Bang in drag.

[forochel.livejournal.com]

it is locked, that thread!

DISTRACT! DISTRACT!


ok done

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Oh it wasn't that important anyway. :( It was just us being stupid with kpop and mottos.

;__; writing paper.

[forochel.livejournal.com]

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