寻觅你最明媚的四月天

Going to be incommunicado the next few days as I'm off to wireless/service-less Montana. I don't mind taking a break from the internet (I have corralled a few people into texting me trade updates) (provided I get those texts) but it means I will be missing both the Germany-Italy semifinal tomorrow (stuck on planes and in airports) and the final on Sunday (STUCK ON PLANES AND IN AIRPORTS). My life is the most tragic. D:

Maybe they'll be playing it on a TV/bar in the airport... And for when I'm stuck on the plane, well, maybe I will just make it up in my head. I will know in roughly 45 minutes whether or not Spain will be in the finals and whether or not I should bring my #9 jersey along.

(Okay, I take it back. Fernando Torres' life is the most tragic. Or maybe it's Bobby Ryan's. Speaking of Bobby Ryan, I hope you all read the brand new Bobby/Getzy hooker AU, hell yeah. MORE BOBBY/GETZY ALL THE TIME.)

But angst aside, enjoy this hilarious romcom trailer for Derek/Stiles. Ridiculous misadventures in romance are a go!



I've also seen the hockey voice post meme going around but I sound like a 12 year old when I talk and I'm not sure how much you guys need to hear me wail for ten minutes about the Canes or hockey in general. Although if you want, feel free to leave random questions, hockey or kpop or whatever, you want me to answer and maybe I'll do something when I get back.

I would hit this SO HARD.

I promised I would make a really orange Flyers post once I got my super fly G shirt in a few days. So brace yourselves, because it will be really orange. :D And full of love.

This post is basically to share the most embarrassing videos in the world, brought to you be Jeff Skinner being the cutest, most earnest thing whom I adore. I need a palate-cleanser last night especially with regards to women and, yeah. Despite the jackassery of Bob & the Showgram (which I never listen to at home because I seriously hate talking on the radio unless you're NPR), Jeff Skinner's good boy roots shine through, and it is painfully obvious how he was brought up to (and does) respect women. It made my heart swell a gazillion sizes, ugh.

(I also maybe went "hnnggh" out loud at one point because of THOSE FUCKING DIMPLES so you can just kill me now because obviously I am unfit to live.)

The whole interview is hilarious - but mortifying. If you can't stomach watching it, here are the highlights.

( For the vids! )

In other news, Geno compares Sid to Lionel Messi and Mei realizes, that's true! NO WONDER I WANT HIM TO FALL DOWN AND CRY A MILLION TEARS.

Does it come off like I don't love the Pens? I do! They're just my favorite team to mock, and I will always be supporting the Flyers/Caps/Canes/Hawks over them if they play. But! Sidney Crosby giggling like he's high is a personal delight. ♥ As is the picture where he can't put his hands in his fucking pockets at the fucking Kentucky Derby alskfldks jesus christ, who are you, Sidney Crosby, and why do you fail at life?

Loooooooooooooooong busy shitty week at work makes me exhausted, so here are a few things that make me feel better:

- Hockey Syrup, i.e., Kaner and Tazer as stick figure talking heads having ridiculous conversations. My favorite so far is Loud Noises. (It made me literally shake with laughter in my chair at work, attempting not to make sound and draw curious looks.) (BOOM BOOM LOUD NOISES.) I also love All I Want for Christmas is to Stay Onside. Matching shirts!

- This incredibly NSFW gif of delicious gay porn that _la_belle_fille says reminded her of Bobby/Getzy and YES I AGREE. PLEASE GIVE ME MORE PORNY BOBBY/GETZY PLEASE, UNIVERSE.

- cocksucking FOR GREATER JUSTICE by forochel (Patrick Kane/Jeff Skinner, Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews, Eric Staal/Jeff Skinner, NC-17, 5800 words) wherein Patrick Kane teaches Jeff Skinner the ways of debauchery (FOR GREATER JUSTICE), Jonathan Toews is angry, and Marc Staal laughs a lot at his brother.

- I...wrote more werewolf!Tazer/Stiles!Kaner today? :D? In chat, of course. Maybe one day it'll grow up and become a real fic.

- The YOU WILL LET ME HUG YOU AND YOU WILL LIKE IT cat. Caaaaaat. I want cuddles. :(

- Cheerio, mate.

So I've been spending the weekend watching Running Man from the beginning, rather than just cherry-picking episodes with guests I knew, and it's been a hilarious experience. It's also been frustrating because I made the mistake of reading Youtube comments (oh Mei, you know better) and now I have a lot of FEELINGS I would like to express, but I'll probably save that for another time. Gary is my favorite, by a tiny margin, but I love all of them so, so much. So many thoughts! So many feelings! Yonghwa, please come on the show all the time. Hyori, please make a comeback and come onto the show again. ;A;

So recently a combination of events occured:

1. Jin got married. To Kuroki Meisa, whom I don't know, but is gorgeous and evidently pregnant. My friends' reactions: "LOL. Wait, does this mean he has to stay monogamous? Wait, does he know how?!" I feel like this is a fitting reaction.

2. Contemplating the eventual good-looking child Jin and Mai would eventually bear, I thought about Miyavi and Melody's progeny and, huh, I have apparently not been paying attention at all because they have two kids now! This led to my missing Miyavi's music.

2. Big Bang worldwide tour! Have the locations and dates been released or confirmed? I know nothing, except that a Big Bang concert would make my life. Because of this, I've been on a mission to listen to all the Big Bang music ever, including all their old stuff, like VIP, which is boss.

3. Having some old Big Bang songs on various mix CDs (yes, I still have those), I dug some out and ran across ONE OK ROCK and KAT-TUN and ORANGE RANGE on them.

This has all culminated in my desire to get back into ALL THE JROCK. And maybe KAT-TUN, just for nostalgic purposes, because I still giggle-snort every time I hear Akame sing, given all that's happened in the interval since their pre-debut days. Possibly some Arashi too, even though they are probably the furthest thing from jrock you can get.

Aside from BL manga, I've fallen so out of touch with Japanese fandoms. All my fangirl Japanese has been replaced by fangirl Korean. D: It makes the sixteen-year-old in me very sad. Doushite? Doushite, Tamahome? Miaka! Tamahome! Miaka!