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★mei ([personal profile] meitachi) wrote2009-08-01 09:45 pm

SJM is on crack, actually

Why talking to me on MSN is a bad idea, lol. Or a GREAT ONE. [livejournal.com profile] vanillacat provided me this awesome ShiHaeKyu pic and it's just. Omg. Fucking ridiculously hilarious.


Their expressions, dead. And in my head, things go something like this...

#1)

DH: Hey...hey guys...
KH: ?
DH: I think I have an idea.
SW: Whoa man, you think?




#2)

DH: >:D
KH: We are evil geniuses!
SW: Fufufufu.








#3)

DH: THEY WILL NEVER CATCH US.
KH: THEY WILL NEVER KNOW IT IS US.
SW: OMG WE ROCK!!









#4)

Let us fuel ourselves with this magical power infusing drink.









#5)

Mmmmmmm delicious, delicious caffeine.

(DH: Why are my eyes blurred out? WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?)









#6)

DH: WHOAAAA WHAT A RUSH.
KH: WOW THIS IS CRAZY.
SW: I CAN FEEL MY INSIDES TINGLING!!









#7)

DH: DUDE LOOK EVERYONE IS STARING AT US LIKE WE'RE CRAZY. THEY BE JEALOUS!
KH: WOW MY VISION'S GOING SPOTTY!
DH: DUDE, DUDE, YOU GUYS, MY INSIDES ARE STILL TINGLING!!




THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY ALSKDJFLS JUST LOOK AT THEIR EXPRESSIONS. That is hilarity enough. God I love SJM. I love SJ. Whatever, they are all retarded and hysterical and I love them and SJM 2nd album, want!

In other news! This icon - does anyone have the original pic(s)? I don't know why I don't have these saved. What kind of fan am I? :(

Also, Kihae ficlet that makes me ;__;.



I am leaving Beijing tomorrow. ;_____; I don't want to leave. Because 1) fuck you, I love Beijing, and 2) I don't want to go back to school!, and 3) SJM WHY ARE YOU HAVING AN EVENT IN BEIJING ON THE 4TH, THE DAY AFTER I LEAVE? FML.

[identity profile] notablender.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
i just discovered your livejournal. you're frickin hilarious.
what i love most about these pictures is kyuhyun in every one of them. i didn't know he was capable of looking that excited.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
alskdjf thank you? :'D I amuse myself, mostly, and if other people are also entertained, then so much the better, haha.

i didn't know he was capable of looking that excited.

LOL. I love Kyuhyun. He's pretty retarded (http://community.livejournal.com/super_junior/986511.html#cutid1). ♥ (Oh sorry, this is locked! D:)
Edited 2009-08-02 03:15 (UTC)

[identity profile] notablender.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
that's awesome :D although at first i didn't notice anything different besides his grin getting bigger with each photo XD;;
gonna forward this to my friend who's a big kyuhyun fan :D
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder how excited they are over advertising the same drink that people like Ronaldinho and Torres also advertised.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
So I was in the supermarket yesterday! And there was this giant stand featuring SJM and various other celebs (Lee Junki...maybe some Chinese people) advertising Pepsi proucts. And they were all, of course, making their best "BUY THIS PRODUCT, IT MAKES YOU SMILE LIKE A CRAZED PERSON, ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE :D" face.

And there was not a Pepsi in sight.

Oh sure, Gatorade is a Pepsico product, but I laughed because the only blue-white-red was on the stand itself, as all the Gatorade was pink and orange and other fruity colors.

THIS IS A GREAT STORY.
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
...oh, the commercial power of fangirls. Or their Crazed Smiles™

hahaha you would think that people would buy the fruity colours, for all their symbolic value. oh god, please please please SJ advertise Gatorade. I would just about die from the supreme irony of the situation.

:Db

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, I forgot the main point of telling the story was that I could fangirl Donghae's arms because HOLY FUCK DID HE HAVE ARMS AND SHOW THEM OFF on that advertising stand alsjdfldks.

I mean, this is clearly relevant to the marketing of Pepsi products.
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
(these ellipses, they are judging ellipses)
ext_9946: (shoebox project: what the hell james)

[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
:|

[identity profile] suxing.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
MISHY MISHY I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOUR ICON IT IS KIND OF HILAR. o/
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
IKR, SBP IS THE BEST EVER.
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
YOU DON'T SAY! (ALSO, WHERE IS MY SPANISH!FOOTBALLER!PICSPAM!!)
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2009-08-03 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
David Silva makes me palpitate particularly, but Spanish footballers in general are good too. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RECYCLE PHOTOS FROM YOUR EURO PICSPAM. >)
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2009-08-04 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
...that's like me at the height of my jpop fangirling. what.
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[identity profile] hyperballad.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
I can't stop staring at the heat Shiwon is packing.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
On the other hand, I can't stop staring at Donghae's hands.


...we are, at least, predcitable.

[identity profile] x-amadare.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
LOL KYUHYUN'S FACE. THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY YOU DON'T KNOW. :D

On them having an event on the 4th, the tickets are sold out anyway if that's any consolation. I checked ;___; Why am I so slow with the news?! D: It makes me mad because my dad had insider connections or something and if I asked him about it earlier he could have asked his friend for tickets. fjaosijdf.

Clearly, I haven't ranted to anyone else about this yet D:

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
UGH, FUCK TICKETS. It should be a competition of "who loves them more", and I think my writing them 6000+ words of porn definitely qualifies as more. ...except the part where it's kinda creepy and I don't need them to ever know that laksjflsk lol.

:( I'm so sorry you won't be able to go! I think my friend who is a Chinese ELF is going, so I'm making her take pics! She was at their Pepsi event in May too. God, jealous.

[identity profile] x-amadare.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
GOD I KNOW ;____; That sounds completely fair to me. Writing fic shows a lot of dedication y’know. LOL at the creepy. I don’t know whether I’d laugh with amusement or hide in shame :X I’m sure Heechul wouldn’t be surprised though. I bet he reads them for laughs ;D

Aww don’t be ♥ I’m kind of over it now-- I’m fuelling my frustration into how to get these news stories first :F Your friend sounds like all sorts of fangirl-jealousy-inducing-awesome!! Post them here please? O:

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
If she sends them to me like she promises, I will share them!

...that reminds me I need to translate a song into English for her in return. orz

[identity profile] x-amadare.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I can't wait to see them :)
Good luck with that O:

A random question, how are you downloading things in Beijing? I can't get any download links to work for me >:/

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Mostly off MU - no problems there (usually I beg people to reup for me haha). MF and SS are blocked. Depositfiles and box.net work too, as far as I know.

[identity profile] x-amadare.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
MU doesn't like me for some reason :( Nor does the other ones mentioned. Thanks anyway! ♥ I'll have unblocked downloads next week when I get back, patience has worked so far :)
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[personal profile] chrestomanci 2009-08-02 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I uploaded the original picture in that ~10 pictures to describe you~ meme! I don't know if it's the biggest size possible, but there are three different pics of them kamehameha-ing :) it's awesome. also alskgjwoej even when donghae is ridiculous he is also RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE, I love that man.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I HAVE THE PIC NOW. :D ♥ I love these boys alsakjf they are ridiculous.

even when donghae is ridiculous he is also RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE

YES, THIS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, COURTZ. :(

[identity profile] mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Dude... stoned... with commentary... I fucking love it... it's brilliant shit. It really is.

And why does SJM hate you?! OMFG the DAY after you leave... bullshit! I'm sorry you gotta leave, esp. when you love it so much.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
alksj SJM is out to thwart my life, hahaha. It's so tragic. But I will forgive them for a second album. C'moooon SJM!

[identity profile] mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed. I want that album so damn bad, I can't begin to tell you!! DX

[identity profile] suxing.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
... the last picture slays me in ways that I didn't know were possible. Just. Donghae's face omg and Kyuhyun and Siwon both look so squeeful, it's hysterical. Oh boys. They are such boys and kflsjakl they kill me every time.

But yeah, nothing important here, carry on! \o\

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Just. I don't understand what might have actually been going on in their heads during those pics. XD Seriously. Hilarious boys are hilarious. ♥

[identity profile] papered.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
MEI, BTW, DO YOU NEED A ~BETTER VERSION~ OF THE R&B REMIX OF SORRY SORRY FROM SSII, OR DO YOU HAVE ONE ALREADY? I GOT DIRECTED TO A YOUTUBE CLIP A WHILE AGO AND JUST RIPPED IT TODAY, SO LET ME KNOW IF YOU DO. :3


I LIKE KYUHYUN'S FACE. ALSO, I AM ON CAPSLOCK FOREVER.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-02 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
An official rip of the R&B remix came out! :O I have that one now!

[identity profile] uminohikari.livejournal.com 2009-08-03 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
*dies of laughter!* Where do you find these things!

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-03 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
PEOPLE LINK ME. I have no idea where they find things, however. But so long as crack like this gets shared~ :D

[identity profile] mondaythe26th.livejournal.com 2009-08-03 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I found this pics so long ago... but it still hilarious.

The last pict. Donghae's mouth is... really big... --;
It really makes one wonder.....

LET'S KAME HAME WAVE!! (http://i32.tinypic.com/24qtz4h.jpg)

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I did get the picture, but thank you anyway! :'D

alskdjf Donghae is ridiculously attractive, even when totally on crack. ♥ I'm amazed.

[identity profile] myiuchan.livejournal.com 2009-08-03 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Mei, Mei, Mei, this was from Kyuhyun's cyworld! All the amazing (sjm on crack lol!) pictures come from his cyworld, he should post all single picture that SJM takes really, my life would be like 1000x better!

They should comeback right now too TT_TT I miss them sfm. ♥

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
T_______T WHY DOES KYUHYUN HAVE SUCH AWESOME ENTRIES. Do people translate him on a regular basis? I need to start paying attention...

I miss SJM too. Must go find time eventually to catch up on the Oppo perf! Damn SJM for going to Beijing the day after I left! >:|

[identity profile] snb123.livejournal.com 2009-08-04 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
*is jealous* i hope you're having lots of fun!!!
also, love those pics! so adorable! and i loved
that KiHae ficlet! actually, i love all of her
fics, but that one was just, so good!

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Her Kihae stuff tends to make me *__* and ;_____; a lot. </3
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2009-08-04 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"TORRES!!! LAMPARD!!! GERRARD!!!" Donghae shouts over the crackling static that is telephone connection in Inner Mongolia.

"I HATE YOU VERY MUCH." Hyukjae shouts back, "AND SO DOES JUNSU."

"CASILLAS! BECKHAM! KAKA~" he carols mockingly, and there is a pause before Hyukjae, momentarily distracted, dreamily breathes, "Oh, Kaka" into the phone.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
askfljksd omfg why is this adorable? ;~; I could see it happening. They like their football~ ♥
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
LOOK I HAVE KYUMIN ICONS!!!! /oop.

World Cup next year~ I wonder what Super Junior will be doing for it :3

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
That is actually a really adorable KyuMin icon. :'( /considers stealing
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I like yours very much too~ Kyuhyun looks absolutely besotted in it ♥