Everyone is 10x more hilarious in China <3

[meitachi]

For halcyon_morn and naninande and receipt. ♥♥

TRANSLATION for 091016 SJM on 明星来了 (Stars Come)

*Contains summarizing because I got tired...also, awkward language, because going from Chinese to English is hard on my brain, haha.
*Contains some bias, cough. Sorry.

MC: We're very happy for them to come onto our show, isn't that right?
Fans: Right.
MC: It's been a long time since we've seen them, and they've brought back a brand new mini-album. Now for our leader Mr. Han to please give an introduction.
HG: Okay, well this time we put a lot of hard work into the mini-album. This time, it's been a year, and this mini-album has five songs. The first one is SUPER GIRL. Everyone should already know it, right? "Oh my Super Girl..." The second song is Blue Tomorrow. And our own Zhou Mi himself wrote lyrics.

MC: So Zhou Mi has become a famous lyricist!
ZM: Ahaha, no.
MC: Which songs did you write the lyrics to?
ZM: I wrote...ah, Confession and You&Me, those two.
MC: Confession and You&Me, those two songs. So did you write them while you were in China or while you were in Korea?
ZM: Actually, we've been preparing this album for a long time...since we finished the second, I mean the first album. We were already recording a demo in April. The demo was You & Me. So I wrote that song while I was in China. After we returned to Korea, we needed more songs, and that was when I wrote Confession.
MC: Confession and You&Me - these were songs that Zhou Mi handwrote, for the first time, lyrics to. Because the previous album, most of those songs were covers of SJ's songs and this mini-album is full of original songs. Now other than the difference between original songs versus cover songs, are there any other differences in this mini-album?

HG: The first mini-album has more of our individual flavor than the first album. Each of the five songs are different. Like, Super Girl, Blue Tomorrow, Confession, You & Me... Each song gives a different feeling. Now Zhou Mi...hm.. *gives ZM a smirky smile*
ZM: *laughs* What about me?
HG: Hmm. *laughs, turns to MC* You haven't seen the lyrics he's written, have you?
MC: No, I haven't seen them.
HG: They're very, very...
ZM: Have you ever dated?
MC: Oh, yeah, from the time I was little to now, maybe about twenty times now.
HG: What, so how old are you now? *teasing* I mean, he (ZM) writes lyrics that are pretty...cutesy.
MC: Pretty and cute?
HG: Yeah, pretty and cute type of love.
MC: Aha, so this means you've never been in love. *points at Mi*
ZM: I just have a lot of passion, haha.

MC: So everyone should go listen to these songs and experience the feelings brought by these seven handsome guys. So today, coming to Beijing, I feel like it's been so long since I've seen you guys and I don't know if Donghae and Kyuhyun remember me.
*confusion as people try to get translations*
MC: hahah you've forgotten me.
SW: You are...
MC: *copies his accent* You are...unfamiliar!
HG: Next question!
MC: I feel that in one year...I don't know if people's Chinese have improved. Let's start with Ryeowook, and have everyone introduce themselves in Chinese.

RW: Hi everyone...I'm Ryeowook.
Fans: *scream appreciatively*
Henry: Uhh...hey, long time no see. I'm Henry. *laughs and passes mic*
Donghae: Precious darlings. (fans scream). Hi, I'm Donghae. Long time no see.
MC: Okay, next is Siwon.
SW: Have you guys missed us? (fans scream yes) Thank you. We...we've missed you too.
MC: How come I remember last year, Siwon was also saying "Have you guys missed me?"
SW: Ahhh...right!
(laughter)
HG: Oh, he just thought of it!
SW: So clever...
MC: Okay, next...Kui Xian~
KH: Hi...have you guys eaten yet?
Fans: NO.
KH: *nodding* Ahh. Well, we've eaten. *evil smirk*
MC: *laughing* Hey you, *points at ZM* your Chinese isn't bad either.
ZM: Oh my Chinese? Oh yeah, I feel like it's gotten better recently too. *laughs*

MC: So Super Girl...everyone's heard it, right?
Fans: Yes.
MC: I feel you guys are unenthusiastic today. HAVE YOU HEARD IT?
Fans: YES!!
MC: It's okay to be loud! I know they were telling you to be quiet earlier but you can be loud now.
Fans: *promptly break out into screaming*
MC: *spends next five minutes trying to get them to stfu* Quiet, quiet. Now today, since they (SJM) are talking about a Super Girl, I think we should play a little game with them, to discover the Super Girl that's inside their heart. Okay?
Fans: Okay.
MC: Everyone please be calm, you scared me. My heart's not so good, you know. *pulls out a shoebox and takes out a naked Barbie doll lmao* Waaaaaa!
Studio audience: LAUGHTER
Camera: ZOOMS IN ON NAKED BARBIE DOLL

RW: *covers his eyes!*
SW: *whispers to HG*
MC: *stands up*
SW: *points at MC* You are so perverted!
MC: (says something about online fans and suggestions, starts passing out naked dolls)

RW: *covers eyes, takes doll by hair*
HR: ...
DH: *hides his naked doll*
HG: What is in here? LOL, here I pick you. *grabs MC*

(after all is passed out)
MC: All right. Of course, our Barbie dolls are not just here for us to look at them. In this box, there are many, many clothes. We need all of you, for example, Ryeowook, to dress up this cool golden-haired girl.
(RW holds up the doll with her hair over her naked chest lol)
He needs to dress her up as the kind of Super Girl he thinks Henry will like. And Henry will help Donghae dress up the kind of Super Girl Donghae will like, and so on down the line. Our most beautiful translator, please translate.
(translator goes)
HG: Well then I don't need to put clothes on her. Siwon likes her just like this.
MC: *falls over laughing*
SW: *frantically looks at translator and ZM and finally Geng to help explain what was just said*
MC: Okay, now it's time for you to start picking outfits!

Henry: Here, put it in the middle. *moves box*
MC: Zhou Mi said "I like the ones who don't wear clothes" haha. Okay everyone...
HG: Everyone, let's go!

(SJM struggles to put clothes on the dolls)

MC: Ryeowook has already help her put on lacy stockings. (laughter) This game...who thought of it?

(intent dressing of their naked dolls)

MC: Ryeowook is hesitating over these lacy stockings.
MC: Those of you who didn't hear, a fan said, "Zhou Mi, pick the G-string!"

(lols and struggles continue)

MC: Just look at Han Geng, you can tell he's conservative. (the clothes he's putting on his doll)
HG: Helping someone else put clothes on is too hard!

(Kyuhyun examines a pair of tights, holds them up to the light; Donghae looks smugly satisfied with himself)

MC: Hold on a minute, hold a minute. Everyone, look at Donghae's. Donghae, this is a top, not panties.

(Donghae's put a shiny golden tube top onto the doll's bottom; MC is finding this entirely too hilarious)

SW: It's hard!
MC: *laughs at him*

(Kyuhyun struggles to put pants on his doll)

MC: Haha everyone take alook at Henry's handiwork. It looks a little like something-something Chinese woman.
HR: Her arms...it's like they're broken .They won't go through the sleeves!

HG: Siwon's very traditional. (justifying his doll's outfit)

(Donghae holds out his doll)
Fans: Very pretty. Beautiful!

(Henry struggles to redress his doll so her arms aren't trapped inside her dress)

MC: Okay, everyone, quiet down. Shhh. Now these cute guys have completed their job and turned these naked dolls into what they look like now.
MC: Ryeowook. Do you think this is the kind of girl Henry likes or the kind of girl you like?
(translator)
RW: Henry. *nods firmly, holds up doll to Henry*
MC: Henry, is the kind of girl you like?
(Henry shakes his head, looking offended, laughs)
MC: *points to Henry's doll* So is the kind of girl Donghae likes?
HR: Yes, I think this is the kind of girl you think Donghae likes. Recently he's telling me every day, oh I really want to be with a Chinese girl.
(fans explode)
MC: Waaaa. Donghae, there are goods (i.e., there is plenty to choose from). So this is your Super girl, right?. Now, do you think Han Geng likes that kind of girl? *indicates Donghae's doll*
DH: *nodnod* Yes, yes. Probably. He really likes ~sexy style~.
MC: Oh I've known known him this long, I never knew he liked blond girls.
HG: Ah...um...
MC: This is the style you like?
(Donghae moves the doll closer so its hand is petting HG's face lmao)
HG: Er. *clears throat* *hems and haws, laughs* It's okay. I mean. It's okay, it's okay.

MC: So do you think this is the kind of style Siwon likes?
HG: It should be, because...
MC: But isn't it too conservative?
HG: I think Siwon is pretty traditional. Like me, a pretty traditional guy.
MC: Siwon, is this the style you like?
SW: Yes, I like it.
MC: Your super girl?
SW: Yes, I like this.
MC: You like the more clothes, the better?
HG: Then the best time to look for love is during winter.
(laughter)
MC: Okay. So this is the kind of girl Kyuhyun likes?
SW: He really likes pretty legs.
(KH smiles and shakes his head, denying)
MC: The lines of her legs are very good. KH, do you like this kind of style?
KH: *looks at the girl...silently nods*
(laughter at Kyu ensues <3)

MC: Okay. This is...
KH: He likes...he likes...girls who wears pants.
MC: He likes what?
KH: Girls who wear pants.
MC: Ahh...Zhou Mi likes girls who wear pants. (laughs) But...every girl wears pants!
ZM: No, there are girls who wear skirts.
HG: That's right, he likes the kind of girl who will buy him brand name things.
MC: Waaa! After that, everyone's going to throw brand-name things over here.
ZM: Oh, where? *pretends to snatch things out of the air lol*
MC: *points at ZM's doll* So you think this is the kind of girl Ryeowook likes.
ZM: Yes, very fashionable and-
MC: *to RW, in English* Do you like?
ZM: *stares at RW* Do you like it?
KH: *randomly starts pointing at ZM*
ZM: Is it too much? Is she wearing too much? You know, this top is actually empty. *pulls back the doll's jacket to reveal her naked chest hahaha*
(laughter)
SW: *points at ZM* PERVERT.

MC: So today, we've shared this small game with our seven guests and everyone's bonded, etc.

...back to talk about the mini-album.

In summary:

The hardest thing about preparing the album was picking songs and recording...but RW and KH are much better at pronunciation. They didn't sleep for 3 days, 2 nights straight while filming 3 MVs: Super Girl (Chinese), Super Girl (Korean), and Blue Tomorrow.

MC: So this time RW and KH's Chinese improved the most, right? Siwon's Chinese should be even better than before, too.
SW: *smiles, turns to look at translator*
MC: HAHAHA (irony~)

Geng says RW and KH have the best pronunciation in singing, but DH and SW are better on everyday conversation and picking up everday vocabulary.

They did a minialbum, not an album, this time because they've been preparing for a long time and they wanted to be back with the fans as soon as possible. The MC goes on to compliment Henry for growing taller and becoming more mature and cooler. He asks Henry if he's used to Korea and China now and if he's used to the food. Henry doesn't understand the term "food" and Geng laughs at him; the MC speaks random English, and Henry says he likes both Korean and Chinese food.

The MC asks what the biggest challenge for Henry has been and Henry doesn't understand the term; the MC asks the audience, "How do you say this in English" and they give the correct answer~ Translating for Henry. Lol. Henry says the hardest challenge is being tired because he's not used to going so long without sleeping, like when they were filming the MV.

The MC asks Zhou Mi about his MCing and when he'll go back to his original industry and fight for the other MCs for their livelihood (literally, their rice bowl, lol). ZM says probably at the end of this year.

Then they bring up the MV and the "motorcycle" dance and they bring up on HG move whre he shakes his finger and HG absolutely can't remember. Everyone makes fun of him for not remembering and the MC accuses him of ruining the atmosphere, haha.

They then spend some time teaching the fans the really really easy hand movements to the chorus and the "my love my love" part. They say they made it easy because they want their fans to be able to sit in the audience and dance along with them, just with their hands.

The MC then asks if they have any other plans for this mini-album and Geng talks about the 2nd Asia Tour - Shanghai's Super Show will be in the 18th, and they will also go to Nanjing and Beijing and Taiwan. And later on in Malaysia and Thailand, etc. The MC says they're very popular in Taiwan, even in a small rural town, where Sorry Sorry and U could be heard. He then makes a goof and says their album is called "Mi" instead of saying the "minialbum". Geng gets on his case and the MC complains that it's too hard to be a Geng-fan when Geng is so cruel, lol.

Then they get to the questions sent in from netizens. He reads off his paper and asks Geng about his drama "Stage of Youth", and the fans get on his case for saying it wrong and the MC throws a mini-fit, lol, where he's like "HEY I'M READING OFF THIS PAPER I DIDN'T SAY IT WRONG".

Basically Geng says he's interested in acting and he will continue to work hard. He most wants to act as a police officer.

SW: Mr. Han Geng!
HG: I'm sorry, you shouldn't drink and drive. Please give your license.
SW: *hands over license* Oh I'm sorry.

HG also wants to do some martial arts/action movies like Jackie Chan. They move on to Siwon and ask him what he most wants to act as. Siwon wants to act with Geng in Infernal Affairs. *fakes gunshot noises* Geng is like, I'm sorry, I'm a police officer, our love was not meant to be.

The MC says KH's style is different and his hair makes him look like a doll. He says fans like KH's rendition of 7 Years of Love (here the MC checks to make sure he read the title right, lol). They ask KH to sing a little bit of the song and he does, but breaks off very quickly, shy. (lakshdf he's so adorablly happy and cute and ahhhhhhh so gorgeous sitting next to Zhou Mi, ahhhh Zhou Mi can't stop smiling at him THEY ARE BOTH SO GORGOEUS)

Oh, a little bit of how I love this MC and also HG and SW in China:

KH: *talks about how he sang 7 years of love during Super Show*
MC: Super Show? Sorry, our translator's also Korean, so I can't really understand her.
HG: SUPER SHOW.
SW: SUPER SHOW.
HG: SUPER. SHOW.
SW: Our concert tour.
HG: SUPER JUNIOR.
sw: You remember it!
MC: *mocking SW's accent* I remember it. *appropriately cowed lol*

KH: *sings a little bit of the song in Korean*
MC: Wow, the lyrcis are beautiful. Written very well! *can't understand a word*

They ask Henry if he misses home. He, of course, does, but his mic breaks and no one can hear him. He says he misses home less than before. Then they ask Zhou Mi about his MC-ing activities again; ZM says he's gotten used to singing and being on stage but probably there will be a program at the end of the year where he will be MCing. (Ughhh omg I love his voice so much, I love it when he speaks Chinese.)

MC asks Siwon about his body and fans scream "SHOW SOME SKIN" andalsdkfj lmao. Geng is like, "he's all bones, there's nothing to see!" Siwon attempts to say something in Chinese but is horrible, and Geng sighs and translates for him, but stumbles too because Geng fails at speaking, lmao. Basically Siwon says the most important thing is to have passion for exercise.

Fans tell Donghae that there's an East Sea in China too (the MC makes fun of the fan here, saying she must be a geography major), and ask if he's ever wanted to go see the sea. Donghae says when they have time, they should all go together. Siwon says China's East Sea is Korea's West Sea and the MC says "....you've killed the atmosphere again".

They ask Donghae about the Chinese fans and he says, of course, that they are very passionate and beautiful and cute (not sexy, lol). Then the MC asks RW what his inspiration (for composition) is.

RW says "think" and "Chinese friends" and "fans" and...there is not a sentence among those words. Geng bursts out laughing and says, "Okay, this, I have to be responsible for translating. He means his inspiration is the fans and--okay, that's all."

RW is asked if he's still the cook. RW nods and says yes, and the MC is shocked he didn't need it translated. They ask if he's learned how to make a new dish and he proudly says "KUNG PAO CHICKEN". :D

Then they celebrate Donghae's birthday with all the fans singing Happy Birthday and they bring out a giant cake and then there's a VCR of random fans wishing Donghae happy birthday. ♥♥♥ Ilh.

Then they say SJM hwaiting, etc, and it ends~




/dead, never doing this again. passive fangirling only! I hope someone with more time and patience than I do subs these.

Comments

[jaele.livejournal.com]

Thank you for this(:
On a random sidenote, I am amused by how huge the MC's mic is, HAHHA x3

[receipt.livejournal.com]

LMFOA YES I LOVE YOU /COMES BACK LATER AKNJSKJN

[kagami222.livejournal.com]

AND THEN GENG GIVING DONGHAE A BABE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, BUT HE GETS MAD AND THROWS ALL THE DOLLS TO THE GROUND. They looked like a pile of corpses or something....

Man, I just kept noticing how violent the boys were with the dolls the entire time..XDDD Swinging them by the hair, trying to see how far the limbs can twist, tossing them around like baseballs..

I have to admit though, Gentleman Mimi's doll had the best ~*~HUASHION~*~

[gymnopediste.livejournal.com]

ahhh lmao omg thank you so much for this <3333333333 i still haven't had the time to watch the actual video >_> but i was already extremely amused while just reading your translations :DDD
gah, why are they all so lovely/amazing/hilarious/adorable/everyotherpositiveadjectiveever.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

QMI ILTHEM. :< FOREVER. ♥ I hope the other stuff gets subbed soon asldhkf I think I hurt myself laughing over them.

[halcyon-morn.livejournal.com]

MEI! :D

*goes to read*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

HI CHRIS. :D!

[civilized-era.livejournal.com]

ZM: Is it too much? Is she wearing too much? You know, this top is actually empty. *pulls back the doll's jacket to reveal her naked chest hahaha*
(laughter)

Okay so apparently I'm attracted to perverts.

[coyotecolored.livejournal.com]

SW: Mr. Han Geng!
HG: I'm sorry, you shouldn't drink and drive. Please give your license.
SW: *hands over license* Oh I'm sorry.

asdflkjasdflajds THAT'S A LITTLE POINTED. LOL.

also, I love that they can't even fathom the thought of NOT acting together 8DDD also, um, holy shit. but I've never seen Infernal Affairs so I wiki'd it and that and the description of what they want to do is EERILY like a future!ShiHan fic I started writing a couple of years ago and never finished. asdlfja;sdlfkja;sdflja. down to Geng being a police officer, Shiwon being a hotshot gangster, guns, Hong Kong action, EVERYTHING.

[oliphaunts (from livejournal.com)]

Hee, I loved the MC in this one. He was so hilarious. And gay.

What he told Donghae was 'You have good taste', actually, in the bit with the Barbie Dolls and Henry's revelation about Donghae wanting to get with a Chinese girl.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

oh is that what he says? I didn't hear him very closely.

asdlhf watch Happy Camp! :D IT HAS TEACHER HE. You don't even know who that is...oh all the SJM you missed last year. T__T

[oliphaunts (from livejournal.com)]

Yup. :)

MY SEC 1-3 CHINESE TEACHER WAS ALSO A HELAOSHI!! (excitement!)

[hyperballad.livejournal.com]

I love that Shiwon's New Word is "pervert."

[meiface.livejournal.com]

He picks up the useful words, that boy does.

[extraenchanted.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the translation! I love that you're so obviously biased with KyuMi. hahahaha it's okay, they're my biases too, and Henry. :D

[vanillacat.livejournal.com]

HG: Well then I don't need to put clothes on her. Siwon likes her just like this.
MC: *falls over laughing*
SW: *frantically looks at translator and ZM and finally Geng to help explain what was just said*

I love how Geng is capable of trolling/pranking Shiwon SO HARD by the sheer language barrier. 8D Heechul's rubbed off on him... more later as I read this, sfkjlskjgskfhs; oh boys whyfore so amazing ♥

[vanillacat.livejournal.com]

warning: i am not so good with words. keysmash? i can do that.

... Mi. So gay. "Likes girls with pants" sdkfjhklshjsfhsf; dies forever. that also reminds me of that het!qmi fic of coley_merrin's... and he wants a bgf who buys him designer things ahjhdhskflhsjk

AND KYU LIKES LONG PRETTY LEGS. OH JEEZ. IT'S LIKE THEY SHIP THEMSELVES.

and his love is pretty and cutesy askjlfhsfh; omg it is. i bet he doodles "kui xian x zhou mi 4EVER!!1" in his lyrics notebook, surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and hearts and sparkles.

geng could never be a MC. he is just too much fail. ♥ and henry, geez, his chinese is a lot splotchier than i was expecting. ;;

[meiface.livejournal.com]

AND KYU LIKES LONG PRETTY LEGS. OH JEEZ. IT'S LIKE THEY SHIP THEMSELVES.

hahahaha yes oh god I love them.

Henry's Chinese is actually 1000000x better than it was last year so I am suitably impressed. He has been studying hard!

[kiku-cha8-8.livejournal.com]

Ah, SJM makes it so tempting to not do homework *^*

I want to watch them play with Barbies now *dies*

BUT Zhang Li Yin's new pv has been released!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JItZJfcuO88

Ahhh Why is Donghae make such a good boyfriend figure?!
I'm a bit annoyed that the pv consists of only pictures.... :< but the fact Liyin finally released something makes me happy

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh i love liyin and her new song and best-boyfriend-in-the-world!donghae. :DDD ♥

[chinchuu.livejournal.com]

Basically Geng says he's interested in acting and he will continue to work hard. He most wants to act as a police officer.
BUT HE HASSSS BEFORE!!! XDD

The MC's english is sooo complete fail! LMAO

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

ZHOU MI'S A PERVERT!! SERIOUSLY!! and he likes girls in pants cuz Kyuhyun doesn't wear skirts. XDDDDDDD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

maybe Kyuhyun should start wearing skirts ;)

[mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com]

I knew THAT icon was coming. XD And maybe he should, he does make a rather lovely girl.

[intricateorchid.livejournal.com]

I STALK. ♥ >8D
I bet you Shiwon learned the word pervert from watching QMi all day.
...Dang, that needs to turn into a fic. LOL.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

WO QING AI DE BAO BE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG DONGHAE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OMG ♥!!!!!!!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

LOL Donghae is now famous for using this phrase every time he introduces himself in Chinese. ♥ So greasy, lmfao. Many MCs have called him out on it and teased him about it. So so cute.