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[translation] 090317 SJ on Chin Chin - Donghae's brother calls
This is from when SJ (minus Heechul, Hankyung, and Kibum) were on Chin Chin radio last year (2009/03/17). Donghae's brother Donghwa calls and it is omg so cute. So, being the good Donghae fan I am, I had to translate it and force it on the world. Love him more, bbs, love him more.
In which people say "hello" about five billion times, Donghae is awkward and adorable and tries to eat his pen, and there is heart-melting schmoop. Because schmoop is what makes the world go 'round. ♥
Notes: Translated from Chinese subs on this video and a bit from the Korean I could actually understand, which was not much at all. There is also some intermittent Donghae fangirling because I can't help myself.
KANGIN: Hello?
DONGHWA: Hello?
KANGIN: Hello!
TAEYEON: Yes, hello.
DONGHWA: Hello everyone.
TAEYEON: Please give a brief self-intro.
(random member giggling)
DONGHWA: I am the older brother of the member in SJ who can do everything, who is very capable, and who likes to play around a lot.
KANGIN: So are you saying you're Shindong's family member?
(laughter)
DONGHWA: Are you serious?
KANGIN: So truthfully, who are you?
DONGHWA: (in satoori [dialect]) Ahh, hello~
TAEYEON: Please tell us your name!
DONGHWA: Hello everyone! I'm Donghae's older brother, Lee Donghwa.
(cheers and applause)
TAEYEON: Hellooo~!
KANGIN: Donghae, did you know?
DONGHAE: Honestly, I knew it from the start. Chin Chin's PD-nim let me look at today's schedule.
(more laughter)
UNCLEAR BUT I THINK YESUNG? (correct me if I'm wrong): Donghwa-hyung is going to cry!
KANGIN: Hi, Donghwa-hyung!
DONGHWA: Er, yes, hi. I'm still here, haven't left yet.
(Donghae's laaaaaaugh look at his precious little faaaaaace ♥)
KANGIN: Actually, Donghwa-hyung is like a blood brother to all of us members. He treats us members like he's our blood brother. (background sounds of agreement from other members) Donghae, why don't you say something to your brother?
DONGHAE: (awkwardly) Uh...hyung.
(laughter)
DONGHAE: What can I say? How can I say anything when it's like this? (Implied: awkward and in front of everyone, broadcasting live)
KANGIN: Just chat like you'd normally do. But you can't...(unclear, subs missed this)
(more laughter, please take this time to admire how adorable Donghae is omg)
DONGHAE: Oh...it's really so awkward. But I'm also really happy. You should come to our dorms sometime and we'll eat together and stuff. (trails off, makes hand gestures)
KANGIN: (makes fun of him)
SHINDONG: Donghwa-hyungnim~ This is Shindong. What did you eat tonight?
DONGHWA: Ah, I haven't eaten yet.
(this apparently appalls all the members and they're all like, "you should eat, you should eat~")
DONGHAE: They're all using satoori!
SUNGMIN: You can tell just from listening that it's Donghwa-hyung!
KANGIN: This is Kangin. We've never actually asked this question before... According to Donghwa-hyung, what kind of younger brother is Donghae? I'm really curious, so be a little blunt (read: honest/frank).
DONGHWA: Donghae is...the type of person who kind-hearted, who has always been stronger at heart than I am, who sometimes makes me feel like he's the older brother.
(watch Donghae smile and blush in embarrassment and also try to eat his...pen?)
DONGHWA: Maybe it's because he went out into society first and has been through a lot. On the outside, he looks like someone who is fragile, but he's actually very strong. He doesn't want other people to see his tears. He's the kind of person who will always, whenever there's a problem, first try to understand it and then resolve it.
TAEYEON: A completely strong younger brother!
KANGIN: According to Donghae, what kind of person is Donghwa-hyung?
DONGHAE: Well, to me, hyung is unparalled (one of a kind). He's someone I want to protect. The hyung I love, I hope he'll always be happy and that we'll always be together. (tears up)
(Yesung pets Donghae a lot while the members all fuss)
SHINDONG: Ah, Donghae, why are you tearing up like this?
TAEYEON: !!
SUNGMIN: So sweet~ (*subs read "romantic" but meaning translates better this way)
TAEYEON: Donghwa-sshi, I have a question~ Among Super Junior, who do you think is the most handsome one on stage?
(KYUHYUN: It's okay, it's me.
RYEOWOOK: Ryeowook.)
DONGHWA: Everyone is really cool.
TAEYEON: Yes, yes, but just one?
DONGHWA: Ahh...hmm...
(RYEOWOOK: Ryeowookie!)
DONGHWA: (laughing) It sounds like someone said something?
KANGIN: asdkhkj (I have no idea what he said and neither do the subbers)
KYUHYUN: Donghwa-hyung, this is Kyuhyun. You don't have to waste time saying I'm cool.
KANGIN: Donghwa-hyung, you have to look at it like this: "Although he's not my little brother, but this guy - this is Kangin - is especially handsome/cool."
(YESUNG: Yesung.)
DONGHWA: Um... (hems and haws, thinking)
DONGHAE: Hyung! This is a live broadcast, hurry up and answer!
DONGHWA: Ah, ah, I got it. (thinks a bit more) Siwon?
(members all go "ahhh" and look absolutely and totally unsurprised)
KANGIN: Thanks for talking with us! From now on you're banned from our dorms!
(laughter)
SIWON: Donghwa-hyung, I love you!
TAEYEON: Yah, gentleman! (speaking of Siwon)
DONGHWA: It's because I went to Super Junior's first showcase (Oct 2005), and at that time I really felt that Siwon had charisma.
TAEYEON: He was very manly. (*This is hard to translate well without it sounding weird in English - mostly it means Siwon gave off a manly charisma/vibe)
DONGHWA: Yeah, a manly charisma.
KANGIN: So in Donghwa-hyung's heart...is Siwon?
(unclear mumbling)
SIWON: (laughing, eyebrows, hand gestures) Thank you.
KANGIN: Donghwa-hyung, thank you very much. After the program we'll have Donghae call you.
DONGHWA: Okay.
KANGIN: Thank you!
DONGHWA: Super Junior hwaiting!
MEMBERS: Hwaiting! (clapping)
MEI: Donghaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (flaps hands, clutches heart)
In which people say "hello" about five billion times, Donghae is awkward and adorable and tries to eat his pen, and there is heart-melting schmoop. Because schmoop is what makes the world go 'round. ♥
Notes: Translated from Chinese subs on this video and a bit from the Korean I could actually understand, which was not much at all. There is also some intermittent Donghae fangirling because I can't help myself.
KANGIN: Hello?
DONGHWA: Hello?
KANGIN: Hello!
TAEYEON: Yes, hello.
DONGHWA: Hello everyone.
TAEYEON: Please give a brief self-intro.
(random member giggling)
DONGHWA: I am the older brother of the member in SJ who can do everything, who is very capable, and who likes to play around a lot.
KANGIN: So are you saying you're Shindong's family member?
(laughter)
DONGHWA: Are you serious?
KANGIN: So truthfully, who are you?
DONGHWA: (in satoori [dialect]) Ahh, hello~
TAEYEON: Please tell us your name!
DONGHWA: Hello everyone! I'm Donghae's older brother, Lee Donghwa.
(cheers and applause)
TAEYEON: Hellooo~!
KANGIN: Donghae, did you know?
DONGHAE: Honestly, I knew it from the start. Chin Chin's PD-nim let me look at today's schedule.
(more laughter)
UNCLEAR BUT I THINK YESUNG? (correct me if I'm wrong): Donghwa-hyung is going to cry!
KANGIN: Hi, Donghwa-hyung!
DONGHWA: Er, yes, hi. I'm still here, haven't left yet.
(Donghae's laaaaaaugh look at his precious little faaaaaace ♥)
KANGIN: Actually, Donghwa-hyung is like a blood brother to all of us members. He treats us members like he's our blood brother. (background sounds of agreement from other members) Donghae, why don't you say something to your brother?
DONGHAE: (awkwardly) Uh...hyung.
(laughter)
DONGHAE: What can I say? How can I say anything when it's like this? (Implied: awkward and in front of everyone, broadcasting live)
KANGIN: Just chat like you'd normally do. But you can't...(unclear, subs missed this)
(more laughter, please take this time to admire how adorable Donghae is omg)
DONGHAE: Oh...it's really so awkward. But I'm also really happy. You should come to our dorms sometime and we'll eat together and stuff. (trails off, makes hand gestures)
KANGIN: (makes fun of him)
SHINDONG: Donghwa-hyungnim~ This is Shindong. What did you eat tonight?
DONGHWA: Ah, I haven't eaten yet.
(this apparently appalls all the members and they're all like, "you should eat, you should eat~")
DONGHAE: They're all using satoori!
SUNGMIN: You can tell just from listening that it's Donghwa-hyung!
KANGIN: This is Kangin. We've never actually asked this question before... According to Donghwa-hyung, what kind of younger brother is Donghae? I'm really curious, so be a little blunt (read: honest/frank).
DONGHWA: Donghae is...the type of person who kind-hearted, who has always been stronger at heart than I am, who sometimes makes me feel like he's the older brother.
(watch Donghae smile and blush in embarrassment and also try to eat his...pen?)
DONGHWA: Maybe it's because he went out into society first and has been through a lot. On the outside, he looks like someone who is fragile, but he's actually very strong. He doesn't want other people to see his tears. He's the kind of person who will always, whenever there's a problem, first try to understand it and then resolve it.
TAEYEON: A completely strong younger brother!
KANGIN: According to Donghae, what kind of person is Donghwa-hyung?
DONGHAE: Well, to me, hyung is unparalled (one of a kind). He's someone I want to protect. The hyung I love, I hope he'll always be happy and that we'll always be together. (tears up)
(Yesung pets Donghae a lot while the members all fuss)
SHINDONG: Ah, Donghae, why are you tearing up like this?
TAEYEON: !!
SUNGMIN: So sweet~ (*subs read "romantic" but meaning translates better this way)
TAEYEON: Donghwa-sshi, I have a question~ Among Super Junior, who do you think is the most handsome one on stage?
(KYUHYUN: It's okay, it's me.
RYEOWOOK: Ryeowook.)
DONGHWA: Everyone is really cool.
TAEYEON: Yes, yes, but just one?
DONGHWA: Ahh...hmm...
(RYEOWOOK: Ryeowookie!)
DONGHWA: (laughing) It sounds like someone said something?
KANGIN: asdkhkj (I have no idea what he said and neither do the subbers)
KYUHYUN: Donghwa-hyung, this is Kyuhyun. You don't have to waste time saying I'm cool.
KANGIN: Donghwa-hyung, you have to look at it like this: "Although he's not my little brother, but this guy - this is Kangin - is especially handsome/cool."
(YESUNG: Yesung.)
DONGHWA: Um... (hems and haws, thinking)
DONGHAE: Hyung! This is a live broadcast, hurry up and answer!
DONGHWA: Ah, ah, I got it. (thinks a bit more) Siwon?
(members all go "ahhh" and look absolutely and totally unsurprised)
KANGIN: Thanks for talking with us! From now on you're banned from our dorms!
(laughter)
SIWON: Donghwa-hyung, I love you!
TAEYEON: Yah, gentleman! (speaking of Siwon)
DONGHWA: It's because I went to Super Junior's first showcase (Oct 2005), and at that time I really felt that Siwon had charisma.
TAEYEON: He was very manly. (*This is hard to translate well without it sounding weird in English - mostly it means Siwon gave off a manly charisma/vibe)
DONGHWA: Yeah, a manly charisma.
KANGIN: So in Donghwa-hyung's heart...is Siwon?
(unclear mumbling)
SIWON: (laughing, eyebrows, hand gestures) Thank you.
KANGIN: Donghwa-hyung, thank you very much. After the program we'll have Donghae call you.
DONGHWA: Okay.
KANGIN: Thank you!
DONGHWA: Super Junior hwaiting!
MEMBERS: Hwaiting! (clapping)
MEI: Donghaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (flaps hands, clutches heart)