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★mei ([personal profile] meitachi) wrote2010-03-24 12:31 am

[translation] 090317 SJ on Chin Chin - Donghae's brother calls

This is from when SJ (minus Heechul, Hankyung, and Kibum) were on Chin Chin radio last year (2009/03/17). Donghae's brother Donghwa calls and it is omg so cute. So, being the good Donghae fan I am, I had to translate it and force it on the world. Love him more, bbs, love him more.



In which people say "hello" about five billion times, Donghae is awkward and adorable and tries to eat his pen, and there is heart-melting schmoop. Because schmoop is what makes the world go 'round. ♥


Notes: Translated from Chinese subs on this video and a bit from the Korean I could actually understand, which was not much at all. There is also some intermittent Donghae fangirling because I can't help myself.

KANGIN: Hello?
DONGHWA: Hello?
KANGIN: Hello!
TAEYEON: Yes, hello.
DONGHWA: Hello everyone.
TAEYEON: Please give a brief self-intro.

(random member giggling)

DONGHWA: I am the older brother of the member in SJ who can do everything, who is very capable, and who likes to play around a lot.
KANGIN: So are you saying you're Shindong's family member?

(laughter)

DONGHWA: Are you serious?
KANGIN: So truthfully, who are you?
DONGHWA: (in satoori [dialect]) Ahh, hello~
TAEYEON: Please tell us your name!
DONGHWA: Hello everyone! I'm Donghae's older brother, Lee Donghwa.

(cheers and applause)

TAEYEON: Hellooo~!
KANGIN: Donghae, did you know?
DONGHAE: Honestly, I knew it from the start. Chin Chin's PD-nim let me look at today's schedule.

(more laughter)

UNCLEAR BUT I THINK YESUNG? (correct me if I'm wrong): Donghwa-hyung is going to cry!
KANGIN: Hi, Donghwa-hyung!
DONGHWA: Er, yes, hi. I'm still here, haven't left yet.

(Donghae's laaaaaaugh look at his precious little faaaaaace ♥)

KANGIN: Actually, Donghwa-hyung is like a blood brother to all of us members. He treats us members like he's our blood brother. (background sounds of agreement from other members) Donghae, why don't you say something to your brother?

DONGHAE: (awkwardly) Uh...hyung.
(laughter)

DONGHAE: What can I say? How can I say anything when it's like this? (Implied: awkward and in front of everyone, broadcasting live)
KANGIN: Just chat like you'd normally do. But you can't...(unclear, subs missed this)

(more laughter, please take this time to admire how adorable Donghae is omg)

DONGHAE: Oh...it's really so awkward. But I'm also really happy. You should come to our dorms sometime and we'll eat together and stuff. (trails off, makes hand gestures)
KANGIN: (makes fun of him)

SHINDONG: Donghwa-hyungnim~ This is Shindong. What did you eat tonight?
DONGHWA: Ah, I haven't eaten yet.

(this apparently appalls all the members and they're all like, "you should eat, you should eat~")

DONGHAE: They're all using satoori!
SUNGMIN: You can tell just from listening that it's Donghwa-hyung!

KANGIN: This is Kangin. We've never actually asked this question before... According to Donghwa-hyung, what kind of younger brother is Donghae? I'm really curious, so be a little blunt (read: honest/frank).
DONGHWA: Donghae is...the type of person who kind-hearted, who has always been stronger at heart than I am, who sometimes makes me feel like he's the older brother.

(watch Donghae smile and blush in embarrassment and also try to eat his...pen?)

DONGHWA: Maybe it's because he went out into society first and has been through a lot. On the outside, he looks like someone who is fragile, but he's actually very strong. He doesn't want other people to see his tears. He's the kind of person who will always, whenever there's a problem, first try to understand it and then resolve it.
TAEYEON: A completely strong younger brother!

KANGIN: According to Donghae, what kind of person is Donghwa-hyung?
DONGHAE: Well, to me, hyung is unparalled (one of a kind). He's someone I want to protect. The hyung I love, I hope he'll always be happy and that we'll always be together. (tears up)

(Yesung pets Donghae a lot while the members all fuss)

SHINDONG: Ah, Donghae, why are you tearing up like this?
TAEYEON: !!
SUNGMIN: So sweet~ (*subs read "romantic" but meaning translates better this way)

TAEYEON: Donghwa-sshi, I have a question~ Among Super Junior, who do you think is the most handsome one on stage?
(KYUHYUN: It's okay, it's me.
RYEOWOOK: Ryeowook.)
DONGHWA: Everyone is really cool.
TAEYEON: Yes, yes, but just one?
DONGHWA: Ahh...hmm...
(RYEOWOOK: Ryeowookie!)
DONGHWA: (laughing) It sounds like someone said something?
KANGIN: asdkhkj (I have no idea what he said and neither do the subbers)
KYUHYUN: Donghwa-hyung, this is Kyuhyun. You don't have to waste time saying I'm cool.
KANGIN: Donghwa-hyung, you have to look at it like this: "Although he's not my little brother, but this guy - this is Kangin - is especially handsome/cool."
(YESUNG: Yesung.)
DONGHWA: Um... (hems and haws, thinking)

DONGHAE: Hyung! This is a live broadcast, hurry up and answer!
DONGHWA: Ah, ah, I got it. (thinks a bit more) Siwon?

(members all go "ahhh" and look absolutely and totally unsurprised)

KANGIN: Thanks for talking with us! From now on you're banned from our dorms!

(laughter)

SIWON: Donghwa-hyung, I love you!
TAEYEON: Yah, gentleman! (speaking of Siwon)

DONGHWA: It's because I went to Super Junior's first showcase (Oct 2005), and at that time I really felt that Siwon had charisma.
TAEYEON: He was very manly. (*This is hard to translate well without it sounding weird in English - mostly it means Siwon gave off a manly charisma/vibe)
DONGHWA: Yeah, a manly charisma.
KANGIN: So in Donghwa-hyung's heart...is Siwon?

(unclear mumbling)

SIWON: (laughing, eyebrows, hand gestures) Thank you.
KANGIN: Donghwa-hyung, thank you very much. After the program we'll have Donghae call you.
DONGHWA: Okay.
KANGIN: Thank you!
DONGHWA: Super Junior hwaiting!
MEMBERS: Hwaiting! (clapping)



MEI: Donghaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (flaps hands, clutches heart)

[identity profile] hoyah.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
lol so cute. sassy magnaedeul...

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahaha yes they are cute. I like how they are what you comment on. :3

[identity profile] hoyah.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
my bias lives on \o/

[identity profile] catskilt.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
you know i already love him beyond reason :D

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
And he just never quits giving us reasons~ ♥

[identity profile] taylormercury.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
fgsjhfbajfhajd WHY SO CUTE OMG I DIIIIIIIIE *_____________________________*

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I knoooooooooooow. I was watching this last night with Chinese subs and sort of flailed and went: OKAY, I NEED TO TRANSLATE THIS SO THE WORLD CAN KNOW.

[identity profile] tiggie0307.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
If I didn't know Donghae's brother had called already; I would have thougth that was Donghae talking. They sound so mcuch alike.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Does he? Ahh blood siblings, I love them. Does anyone know how much older Donghwa is? I kind of just want to smush Donghae forever after watching this. I mean, more than usual...

[identity profile] fishydotlove.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
MY GOODNESS 8D I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS<3

HAE IS JUST THE CUTEST THING EVER.

I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO BE HIS PEN RIGHT NAO *flails*

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, you know I can't resist forcing my Donghae bias on everyone and spreading around the Donghae love. ♥♥

Yeeeeeees, I want to be his pen too. We need a rotation schedule so everyone gets a chance. :3

[identity profile] kusarinokokoro.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG I HEARD THIS TOO. NOW I CAN READ WHAT THEY ACTUALLY SAIDDDD ♥♥♥♥♥

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It's worth reading (and watching for Donghae's adorable faaace) because it's so schmoopy and ♥~
ext_80893: by rykea (have i mentioned they're dorks? yeah? ok)

[identity profile] ghostdrive.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww Donghae, so cute. ♥ I had the biggest smile on my face watching this video.

Also, I totally cracked up over Siwon's reaction to Donghwa choosing him. His eyes got so big. XDD Siwon just charms everyone, doesn't he? XDD

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
/inflicts bias on everyone, he really is such a cutie. :D ♥ And so is Siwon! I have no idea why he continues to look surprised when everyone always chooses him! He is the paragon of the ~manly charisma~.

Fixed it!

[identity profile] mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com 2010-03-25 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
God friggin damnit all, Donghae is just too beyond cute, eating his pen and being all embarrassed after talking about his brother! I want to cuddle him! I love that he and Donghwa have such an awesome relationship. Good brothers. ^_^

Kyuhyun... boy hardly ever talks but everytime that kid opens his mouth, it's snark. Forreal. And it rubbed off on Wookie, nuuuuu!!

And Siwon... why am I not surprised? And why is he ALWAYS surprised? Lol at them going OHHHHHHHH~ but not being surprised at all. And he's all like ...

~ ~ <--- eyebrows
O_O <--- face

There! Mah Shi-face! Lol, I loved this little interview. Donghwa's awesome. ♥

Re: Fixed it!

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-03-25 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
hahah I'm glad you finally succeeded with a Siwon face. :3 That man has the best facial expressions and hand gestures~ Just like Kyu is full of snark and Donghae is full of adorableness and everything I love. :D

Re: Fixed it!

[identity profile] mardigrasmaven.livejournal.com 2010-03-25 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone has their own special qualities and I love them for it. Forreal. ^__^

Siwon's facial expressions are so broad, it's ridic. And those brows. XDDD I'm rolling around dying laughing at him when he sets them off.

[identity profile] lil-aqua-chic.livejournal.com 2010-03-25 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Omg this is so cute. HAEEEEE <3 <3 <3

Also also also I found that I have the raw to this on my hdd... do you mind if I take your trans and sub the video [or rather that part] - you'll be credited of course. But yeh of course, I hafta get your permission first ^^;;;

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-03-25 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
If you want sub, please do! I am far too lazy for proper timing and coding so I admire the people who make the effort. :D And subbing makes for easier spreading of the love~ ♥

[identity profile] papered.livejournal.com 2010-03-25 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
SCREAMS I wish I had my earphones w/ me atm (is in a lab at school) but omg this looks so cute.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-03-25 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
watch it later and flail over how adorable Donghae is. /squishes him foreverrr, okay? ♥

[identity profile] celerywench.livejournal.com 2010-03-29 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE IS SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥ I love Donghae's hair and his embaraased "uuuuh....hyung...." face 8DDDDD TEHEHEHE

And I totally approve of favorite-ing SHIWON 8D A+ big bro A+ ♥

PS I MISS YOU ALREADY ;~;

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-03-30 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND I WILL SLEEP WITH MY HAEFISH TONIGHT. Cuddle your Mochi and Henry. I miss you too, bb. ♥

[identity profile] yumi-maki.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much for translating this - it was just so cute and flail-worthy. Aww, be still my heart~

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem! Happy to spread the Donghae love, heh.