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FOOTBALLERS GIF SPAM FOR THE WIN
Just got back with dinner and drinks with a friend and on a very mild buzz from hard cider - just enough to be happy and chill, which is what I needed after a week of shitty sporting events. So here, this is another football update. It is more entertaining than the qmi fic I for some reason attempted. God knows why I tried to write that, of all things, after months upon months of not writing. Why the hell did I try to squeeze in a football analogy? They say write what you know... Can I even argue I know fútbol?
WHAT IS FOOTBALL YOU GUYS?
You tell me. Ngl though, I am super excited about June 28th because![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rhythmsextion is going to post her sequel to her spectacular J2 handegg AU. hehehe. Sexy.
WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE SPAIN
Because they are the cutest when they celebrate omg \o/
And by cutest I mean gayest.
ORGY ON THE PITCH YAYAYAYAY.
SPEAKING OF GAY
This is the Danish NT. No one knows what is happening but I'm sure you can all use your imaginations.
BUT REALLY, SPEAKING OF SPAIN, I LOVE TORRES. AND YOU KNOW I LOVE GERRARD RIGHT? SO CLEARLY I LOVE GERRANDO. IT'S COOL. THEY ALSO LOVE EACH OTHER.
Damn you Liverpool, I guess this is why you are my favorite.
THEY ARE THE CUTEST. I know Stevie kissed Xabi but c'mon, where is the Stevie/Nando fic?!
Seriously, you guys, they are the fluffiest thing ever. Aside from the porn I'm sure exists nowhere outside of my head-- I mean, the porn that exists nowhere. Didn't I say fluffy? LOOK. FLUFFY.
OH, YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT THE STEVIE/XABI KISS, ARE YOU?
Well let me enlighten you...
Arr, bless. ADORABLE AMIRITE. I am right.
ALSO. HERE IS STEVIE'S ASS. JUST BECAUSE. Y'all know I have a thing for arms, right? Well here's my new thing: thighs. Omg thighs. Unnnnnnnnnf. Thighs. Abs. Asses. Hehehe. Sorry I am being pervy and creepy. I blame my tipsiness. Isn't that handy?
ON THE TOPIC OF SHALLOWNESS REGARDING FOOTBALLERS
HERE IS A SHIRTLESS FOOTBALLER!!!
Yay! That is Rio. He is for...England? I think.
And here is Jesus Navas of the heartstoppingly gorgeous eyes, omg.
Let's not forget the true point of football! THE PECS AND ABS OF DELICIOUSNESS.
IDEK WHO THESE GUYS ARE BUT they are hugging! Shirtlessly! Immediate points to them.
Or, y'know, if you're into other areas of interest.
I bet you recognize Stevie's ass, yes? Are you curious about the guy on the bottom-right corner in the speedo? That, lovelies, is the favorite Yoann Gourcuff.
BUT, OKAY, YOU SAY. LET'S NOT BE SHALLOW FOR JUST ONE SEC.
In that case, let me present to you a commentary on football.
First, this is the truth behind how Ronaldo plays.
Or we can talk about how football makes Iker emo.
(If you don't understand the reference, you suck. And you also need to listen to The Emo Song. Seriously.)
Drogba appreciates the effort to move away from the superficiality of footballers:
He is very proud of his skill in tango, don't you know?
SO IN CONCLUSION
The German team is the cutest at fanservice:
Even though the ref at their game yesterday was insane. CARD, CARD, CARD, CARD. Ooh I win $5000!
It was slightly salvaged by the adorable boytouching:
So y'all should go love on the German team some more.
At least, learn not to bitch at England like its own country and fickle, bitter media & fans.
Y'know what's not classy, English fans?
Booing your own team off the pitch.
Complain and moan about their shitty playing all you want, but they are still your fucking team. Save some face!
WHATEVER.
Stevie Gerrard is still my first love, even when I'm pissed at his team.
I believe this would be called the blowjob pose.
Yes, Stevie, half the world is still more than happy to lick you up and suck you down. And, no, I do not restrict that half of the world to only females. You'd be shocked. Or maybe you wouldn't.
...
THE END
Iker Casillas is not impressed. Do you like the translation? I know you do. >:D
Creeper!Becks approves of this post. /BEAMS
Prince William (who is BALDING, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN) and Prince Harry also approve ofthis post Becks. Yay for men in suits! Wow Becks is surprisingly short?
More men in suits in this post.
:D
Viva España! (And Germany. And try not to be the pits, England.)
WHAT IS FOOTBALL YOU GUYS?
You tell me. Ngl though, I am super excited about June 28th because
rhythmsextion is going to post her sequel to her spectacular J2 handegg AU. hehehe. Sexy.WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE SPAIN
Because they are the cutest when they celebrate omg \o/
And by cutest I mean gayest.
ORGY ON THE PITCH YAYAYAYAY.
SPEAKING OF GAY
This is the Danish NT. No one knows what is happening but I'm sure you can all use your imaginations.
BUT REALLY, SPEAKING OF SPAIN, I LOVE TORRES. AND YOU KNOW I LOVE GERRARD RIGHT? SO CLEARLY I LOVE GERRANDO. IT'S COOL. THEY ALSO LOVE EACH OTHER.
Damn you Liverpool, I guess this is why you are my favorite.
THEY ARE THE CUTEST. I know Stevie kissed Xabi but c'mon, where is the Stevie/Nando fic?!
Seriously, you guys, they are the fluffiest thing ever. Aside from the porn I'm sure exists nowhere outside of my head-- I mean, the porn that exists nowhere. Didn't I say fluffy? LOOK. FLUFFY.
OH, YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT THE STEVIE/XABI KISS, ARE YOU?
Well let me enlighten you...
Arr, bless. ADORABLE AMIRITE. I am right.
ALSO. HERE IS STEVIE'S ASS. JUST BECAUSE. Y'all know I have a thing for arms, right? Well here's my new thing: thighs. Omg thighs. Unnnnnnnnnf. Thighs. Abs. Asses. Hehehe. Sorry I am being pervy and creepy. I blame my tipsiness. Isn't that handy?
ON THE TOPIC OF SHALLOWNESS REGARDING FOOTBALLERS
HERE IS A SHIRTLESS FOOTBALLER!!!
Yay! That is Rio. He is for...England? I think.
And here is Jesus Navas of the heartstoppingly gorgeous eyes, omg.
Let's not forget the true point of football! THE PECS AND ABS OF DELICIOUSNESS.
IDEK WHO THESE GUYS ARE BUT they are hugging! Shirtlessly! Immediate points to them.
Or, y'know, if you're into other areas of interest.
I bet you recognize Stevie's ass, yes? Are you curious about the guy on the bottom-right corner in the speedo? That, lovelies, is the favorite Yoann Gourcuff.
BUT, OKAY, YOU SAY. LET'S NOT BE SHALLOW FOR JUST ONE SEC.
In that case, let me present to you a commentary on football.
First, this is the truth behind how Ronaldo plays.
Or we can talk about how football makes Iker emo.
(If you don't understand the reference, you suck. And you also need to listen to The Emo Song. Seriously.)
Drogba appreciates the effort to move away from the superficiality of footballers:
He is very proud of his skill in tango, don't you know?
SO IN CONCLUSION
The German team is the cutest at fanservice:
Even though the ref at their game yesterday was insane. CARD, CARD, CARD, CARD. Ooh I win $5000!
It was slightly salvaged by the adorable boytouching:
So y'all should go love on the German team some more.
At least, learn not to bitch at England like its own country and fickle, bitter media & fans.
Y'know what's not classy, English fans?
Booing your own team off the pitch.
Complain and moan about their shitty playing all you want, but they are still your fucking team. Save some face!
WHATEVER.
Stevie Gerrard is still my first love, even when I'm pissed at his team.
I believe this would be called the blowjob pose.
Yes, Stevie, half the world is still more than happy to lick you up and suck you down. And, no, I do not restrict that half of the world to only females. You'd be shocked. Or maybe you wouldn't.
...
THE END
Iker Casillas is not impressed. Do you like the translation? I know you do. >:D
Creeper!Becks approves of this post. /BEAMS
Prince William (who is BALDING, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN) and Prince Harry also approve of
More men in suits in this post.
:D
Viva España! (And Germany. And try not to be the pits, England.)