FOOTBALLERS GIF SPAM FOR THE WIN

[meitachi]

Just got back with dinner and drinks with a friend and on a very mild buzz from hard cider - just enough to be happy and chill, which is what I needed after a week of shitty sporting events. So here, this is another football update. It is more entertaining than the qmi fic I for some reason attempted. God knows why I tried to write that, of all things, after months upon months of not writing. Why the hell did I try to squeeze in a football analogy? They say write what you know... Can I even argue I know fútbol?


WHAT IS FOOTBALL YOU GUYS?


You tell me. Ngl though, I am super excited about June 28th because rhythmsextion is going to post her sequel to her spectacular J2 handegg AU. hehehe. Sexy.


WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE SPAIN
Because they are the cutest when they celebrate omg \o/


And by cutest I mean gayest.




ORGY ON THE PITCH YAYAYAYAY.




SPEAKING OF GAY

This is the Danish NT. No one knows what is happening but I'm sure you can all use your imaginations.

BUT REALLY, SPEAKING OF SPAIN, I LOVE TORRES. AND YOU KNOW I LOVE GERRARD RIGHT? SO CLEARLY I LOVE GERRANDO. IT'S COOL. THEY ALSO LOVE EACH OTHER.



Damn you Liverpool, I guess this is why you are my favorite.


THEY ARE THE CUTEST. I know Stevie kissed Xabi but c'mon, where is the Stevie/Nando fic?!




Seriously, you guys, they are the fluffiest thing ever. Aside from the porn I'm sure exists nowhere outside of my head-- I mean, the porn that exists nowhere. Didn't I say fluffy? LOOK. FLUFFY.



OH, YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT THE STEVIE/XABI KISS, ARE YOU?
Well let me enlighten you...

Arr, bless. ADORABLE AMIRITE. I am right.

ALSO. HERE IS STEVIE'S ASS. JUST BECAUSE. Y'all know I have a thing for arms, right? Well here's my new thing: thighs. Omg thighs. Unnnnnnnnnf. Thighs. Abs. Asses. Hehehe. Sorry I am being pervy and creepy. I blame my tipsiness. Isn't that handy?



ON THE TOPIC OF SHALLOWNESS REGARDING FOOTBALLERS
HERE IS A SHIRTLESS FOOTBALLER!!!


Yay! That is Rio. He is for...England? I think.

And here is Jesus Navas of the heartstoppingly gorgeous eyes, omg.


Let's not forget the true point of football! THE PECS AND ABS OF DELICIOUSNESS.


IDEK WHO THESE GUYS ARE BUT they are hugging! Shirtlessly! Immediate points to them.


Or, y'know, if you're into other areas of interest.


I bet you recognize Stevie's ass, yes? Are you curious about the guy on the bottom-right corner in the speedo? That, lovelies, is the favorite Yoann Gourcuff.

BUT, OKAY, YOU SAY. LET'S NOT BE SHALLOW FOR JUST ONE SEC.
In that case, let me present to you a commentary on football.

First, this is the truth behind how Ronaldo plays.


Or we can talk about how football makes Iker emo.


(If you don't understand the reference, you suck. And you also need to listen to The Emo Song. Seriously.)

Drogba appreciates the effort to move away from the superficiality of footballers:

He is very proud of his skill in tango, don't you know?


SO IN CONCLUSION
The German team is the cutest at fanservice:


Even though the ref at their game yesterday was insane. CARD, CARD, CARD, CARD. Ooh I win $5000!


It was slightly salvaged by the adorable boytouching:


So y'all should go love on the German team some more.

At least, learn not to bitch at England like its own country and fickle, bitter media & fans.

Y'know what's not classy, English fans?
Booing your own team off the pitch.

Complain and moan about their shitty playing all you want, but they are still your fucking team. Save some face!


WHATEVER.
Stevie Gerrard is still my first love, even when I'm pissed at his team.

I believe this would be called the blowjob pose.


Yes, Stevie, half the world is still more than happy to lick you up and suck you down. And, no, I do not restrict that half of the world to only females. You'd be shocked. Or maybe you wouldn't.


...

THE END

Iker Casillas is not impressed. Do you like the translation? I know you do. >:D


Creeper!Becks approves of this post. /BEAMS

Prince William (who is BALDING, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN) and Prince Harry also approve of this post Becks. Yay for men in suits! Wow Becks is surprisingly short?


More men in suits in this post.




:D
Viva España! (And Germany. And try not to be the pits, England.)

Comments

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

WHY IS THERE NOT MORE OF MY MANLOVE YOANN GOURCUFF?!!! I MEAN I CAN TOTALLY PICK OUT HIS BODY AND HIS PACKAGE FROM THE LINEUP BUT ADLKAJDF!!! NO LASHES D; PRETTY GREEN EYES?! PRETTY BOY GOOD LOOKS AND BURGEONING FASHIONISTA STYLE?!

♥ In other news, I love you forever for introducing me to Stevie's hot ass and blowjob pose. I approve.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hehehe I have nothing to say to your comment except lots of :DDDDDDDD. I love hot footballers, what can I say? yum yum yum.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

HERE IS MORE YOANN FOR YOU:





And I...really don't want to know what's going on here.

[peachpastiche.livejournal.com]

my only comment is:

why is it that they call handegg "American football (amefuto)" in Japan, but they call football "soccer (sakka-)

mysteries of the universe

[meiface.livejournal.com]

haha so there is no plain "football" in Japan, then? WHAT A WASTE.

[intomorning.livejournal.com]

AHHH, I LOVE THIS POST! :D

- Ahaha, football vs. handegg.
- Yay, celebratory jumping and hugging!
- The Ronaldo gif legit made me LOL. I'm probably going to watch Portugal's next game just to see how Ronaldo plays.
- Yellow card gif is amusing but also sad-face-making. C'mon ref, why so many yellow cards? :[
- I really like Iker! I think it's v. cool that he's the goalkeeper and the captain! :D

I should be using a football icon! >:( *needs to upload on ASAP*

[intomorning.livejournal.com]

*one

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hehehehe I like this post too. I was going through ontd_football collecting happy-making things last night after a shitty day of WC matches. YAY CUTE GIFS AND HOT MEN. :DDD

Yes the ridiculous number of cards - the gif is funny, the reality is sad. D:

I also just like saying Iker, hehe. Iker Iker Iker.

YES UPLOAD FOOTBALL ICONS AND FAFF ABOUT WITH ME IN EXCITEMENT!

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

Aww, Gerrard/Torres. Torres came in after I lost interest, so I didn't get around to "shipping" them, but my dad loves Torres and I know he already had a great reputation before he came and so what I'm trying to say is, I APPROVE :D

Also gdi I never saw VIDEO footage of the Stevie/Xabi kiss. LOLING SO HARD.

That Ronaldo diving gif nearly made me choke on my saliva, okay. IT IS SO BRILLIANT AND INGENIOUS AND THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE.

Dude, in my four~five years of loving football I never saw so many pecs as I did in your post /slightly dumbfounded a;ldskj;lkj half-naked Rio Ferdinand DNW DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hehe I like your reactions to this post. Especially to the Ronaldo gif since that is basically what I did irl. So much loling.

SORRY I DID NOT REALIZE RIO WAS FROM MAN UTD but go stare more at the Fernando gifs they will make you (or me at least) happy! Um or the Stevie/Xabi? Apparently the shirtless guys hugging gif is Xabi/an Argentine defender. So there is that! ♥

[x-amadare.livejournal.com]

foaskfdopo!!! Thanks for this *___* ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD NO THIS IS NEW HOW EXCITING. alskdghfj Schweinski, why are tehy so stupidly adorable omg. /squishes them together

[konnistique.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA RONALDO GIF :DDDD A+++! what a drama queen indeed

This should totally be an R-Rated post Mei! :DDDD

THE REF CARD HAPPY GIF IS FOREVER WIN. /HATES ON. It goes to show how crazy he was. Card Card Card. Yeah IDEK.

I LOVE SPAIN TOO, POR FAVOR. :DDD

...JUST :DDDDD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahahah IKR I think I nearly spit something out laughing when I first saw that Ronaldo gif.

Hmmm I suppose I should go edit into my cut-text: THIS POST IS NSFW. Too much half-nakedness. :D

Yes this post is to be happymaking! Go Spain, do not break our hearts a second time!

[x-amadare.livejournal.com]

I ADORE THIS POST OMGOMG.
- Spain's Fanservice. How can one not love.
- I love Gerrando. They are so fluffy and cute! I approve *___* I think I love Liverpool without seeing them play 8D

- And Yoann Gourcuff! How can anyone be mean (http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_football/2295393.html#cutid1) to the beautiful man? ;_; The French team needs more teamwork!
- Those pictures of German skinship is just so adorable ♥ I hope to see more of it ;DD

[forochel.livejournal.com]

kdjskdjgs i adore your icon omg david silva is the cutest tiny footballer ever ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

sigh, French team. Evenn though Yoann is gorgeous I was never pulling for France and they have not been amazing this WC anyway. Oh well, I will put my emotions into Spain and Germany and England and hope they do not completely disappoint me.

Gerrando omg so much happy and hugging. \:D/

AND ALSO GERMANY. So the thread in my support of countries obviously has to do with how touchy-feely their national teams are, lol.

[forochel.livejournal.com]

THAT IS XABI ALONSO, YOU INFIDEL!!!!!!! (in that gif where he is half naked with an argentinian.)

[forochel.livejournal.com]

ALSO I AM LOL ALL OVER THIS POST BECAUSE I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU GOT THESE GIFS FROM. ♥♥♥




ALSO YES THAT IS RIO FERDINAND FOR MANCHESTER UNITED. AND ENGLAND, EXCEPT HE'S INJURED ASDKASJFKLAJLDSKAJGLJKLAJ T________________T

[nittle-grasper.livejournal.com]

I won't lie, I was waiting eagerly for another post from you :Db

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hehehe I was going to talk a bit about the games yesterday but they were that significant (well, Cameroon became the first country to get eliminated from group stages so that's sad). Plus I got distracted but lulzy gifs and half-naked men!

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

.... I will now forever refer to American Football as Handegg now because. Holy shit, it makes SO MUCH SENSE. AND I LIKE SENSE.

Those gifs are adorable. ;_; I actually tried resisting the pull of Torres because, well, DNW to join the biased masses. But then I watched a clip of his best goals and it was all over (for me). OTL Fucking talent always gets me every time. Every time.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahaha handegg. ♥

Seriously I love these footballer gifs. I came into this mess biased for Torres already but I am happy that he is good. I think that's partly what drew me to Gerrard so quickly too even though I had no idea who he was last week. ;__; Not just the unfbody but also...HEY HE HAS TALENT, WHAT IS THIS. :D

[kitsune-jade.livejournal.com]

Ricardo Izecson Dos Santos Leithe "KAKA"















I am sure there are MOAR somewhere here.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

awwwww I just - I keep getting distracted by his babyface! I want to pinch his cheeks.

[herocountry.livejournal.com]

And yesterday, I saw Cameroon players crying in disappointment because they couldn't advance.

omg this makes me want to cry ;___;

I ENJOYED THIS POST DESPITE NOT CARING ABOUT MOST OF THESE PEOPLE >:O

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ikr ;_:

Did you see my link to you on Twitter? was that quote from the link? I forget, following too much stuff. French NT why are you like this?

ANYWAY, YES, ENJOY THE SHIRTLESS MEN EVEN IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT THEIR TEAMS. But know I am judging you for it, lol.

How do you not love Germany at least? :( Did you see this bromance (http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_football/2202027.html)? Actually, I don't understand the lack of Spain love either. NEVER MIND, I WILL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND YOU. /tragedy

[kitsune-jade.livejournal.com]

Gigi <3

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I've seen this pic! He is...Italian, right?

[kitsune-jade.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZoXYiacIcg

That short clip amused me to no end. Drogba and Kaka for Pepsi.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahahaha what the hell, how is that supposed to make me want Pepsi?